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(Opposing Views)   Man in Florida robs a 7-Eleven using a cup of hot coffee. Clearly, if everybody else in the store had their own cups of coffee, this would have been easily prevented   (opposingviews.com) divider line 40
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2013-10-26 04:43:12 PM
Love the headline, Subby. +1
 
2013-10-26 04:52:54 PM
Now is not the time to start a discussion on coffee control laws.
 
2013-10-26 05:44:49 PM
NICE....
 
2013-10-26 05:49:58 PM
Where's Hamilton when you need him?
 
2013-10-26 06:24:34 PM
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a cup of coffee is a good guy with a cup of coffee.  They can have my coffee when they can pry it from my jittery, twitching hands!
 
2013-10-26 06:39:26 PM
Someone must have had a full bladder! Liquids versus liquids!
 
2013-10-26 06:41:30 PM
Why are they still holding up the new concealed coffee carry permits?
 
2013-10-26 06:43:22 PM
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Wanna tell me about an ambush? I ambushed you with a cup of coffee!
 
2013-10-26 06:44:22 PM
Luckily he only had a single cup. Just think what could have happened if he had a multi cup carrier.
 
2013-10-26 06:44:34 PM
Great, we're 11 posts in and this thread's already been taken over by National Coffee Association nuts.
 
2013-10-26 06:48:14 PM
Should have the stupid tag on it. Even if he's not caught for this crime, how much money did he get? And if the clerk with the gun had actually shot his ass then it really would be the most stupid crime the guy pulled.

I like my women the way I like my coffee: distracting the convenience store clerk as I rob the register.
 
2013-10-26 06:48:41 PM

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Wanna tell me about an ambush? I ambushed you with a cup of coffee!


+1
 
2013-10-26 06:49:19 PM
I love this state.  A few years back somebody tried to rob a convenience store with a palm frond.  News clip was funny as hell.
 
2013-10-26 06:49:27 PM
The coffee wars.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMqutKBS5iE#t=79">http://www.youtube. com/watch?v=oMqutKBS5iE#t=79
 
2013-10-26 06:50:06 PM

Mrbogey: Where's Hamilton when you need him?


Came here to make this exact comment, word for word. Well done.
 
2013-10-26 06:50:27 PM
Always carry a loaded creamer
 
2013-10-26 06:50:41 PM
I'm a bit confused about the clerk brandishing a gun...
There have been many stories on Fark where corporate policy, (Home Depot, Walmart, McDonald's, etc.), clearly dictate to let the thief steal, not intervene or harm the suspect.

Is the state of Florida or 7-11 somehow different...or is this guy f'ing up by drawing a gun?
 
2013-10-26 06:50:55 PM
Awesome, totally awesome!
 
2013-10-26 06:51:39 PM
I knew this was coming......farkin muslin jihadists!

http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/caribou.asp
 
2013-10-26 06:51:52 PM
We need to background check and register all baristas and coffee drinkers.
 
2013-10-26 06:52:10 PM

zvoidx: Is the state of Florida or 7-11 somehow different...or is this guy f'ing up by drawing a gun?


I'm guessing franchised businesses work differently, and typically when you walk into one of those places late at night, you're dealing with the guy who owns the business, so he has some extra incentive to play the hero.
 
2013-10-26 06:52:39 PM
 
2013-10-26 06:52:47 PM
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2013-10-26 06:53:10 PM
Well i think the solution is simple. ban coffee or only let them have single shot cups.
 
2013-10-26 06:54:19 PM

you are a puppet: [076dd0a50e0c1255009e-bd4b8aabaca29897bc751dfaf75b290c.r40.cf1.rackcd n .com image 720x368]
Wanna tell me about an ambush? I ambushed you with a cup of coffee!


Awesome scene from awesome movie.  Leaving satisfied, etc.
 
2013-10-26 06:54:26 PM
What a shame, 7-11 has some really good coffee.
Dunkin has too.
 
2013-10-26 06:54:51 PM
Hold on tight to your dreams. Coffee lets you calm yourself down while picking up the money from the drawer!
 
2013-10-26 06:56:10 PM
featuresblogs.chicagotribune.com

/On the case
 
2013-10-26 06:58:15 PM
You mean, like, up this ramp?
 
2013-10-26 06:58:20 PM
www.dumpaday.com
 
2013-10-26 07:01:53 PM
In before Kingpen
 
2013-10-26 07:02:07 PM
Put that coffee down.  Coffee is for closers.  Are you closing tonight, asswipe?
 
2013-10-26 07:04:11 PM
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What the fark Hamilton?
 
2013-10-26 07:04:55 PM
Clearly we need to ban high-capacity coffee cups.
 
2013-10-26 07:05:15 PM

Hiro-ACiD: [i.imgur.com image 800x441]

What the fark Hamilton?


Damn, beat me to it!
 
2013-10-26 07:08:01 PM

oh_please: Hiro-ACiD: [i.imgur.com image 800x441]

What the fark Hamilton?

Damn, beat me to it!


I'm surprised it took that long.
 
2013-10-26 07:16:54 PM

Hiro-ACiD: [i.imgur.com image 800x441]

Alright What the fark Hamilton?!

 
2013-10-26 07:25:25 PM
Another crime caused by Grand Theft Auto.
 
2013-10-26 07:29:46 PM
 
2013-10-26 07:32:17 PM

talkertopc: Another crime caused by Grande Theft Auto Mocha Latte.


FTFY
 
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