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(io9)   Old and busted: Lady of the lake. New hotness: Polar bear of the lake   ( divider line
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4727 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Oct 2013 at 6:04 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-26 06:06:26 PM  
Listen, strange ursids lyin' in ponds distributin' salmon is no basis for a system of government.
2013-10-26 06:08:40 PM  
you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery griz threw a trout at you
2013-10-26 06:16:28 PM  

The_Original_Roxtar: you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery griz threw a trout at you

Came for this, leaving satisfied.
2013-10-26 06:16:59 PM  
"He must be a polar bear."
"How can you tell?"
"'Cause he hasn't got shiat all over him."
2013-10-26 06:17:08 PM  
...and done in two. Maybe.

/always room for more Holy Grail spoofs.
2013-10-26 06:17:16 PM  
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

2013-10-26 06:20:00 PM  

fusillade762: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?


Not at all. They could be carried
2013-10-26 06:35:21 PM  
Make sure this thread doesn't leave the forum until Drew comes and gets it.
2013-10-26 06:37:55 PM
2013-10-26 07:22:42 PM  
I mean, if I went about saying I was Emperor because some moistened panda lobbed a lichee nut at me, they'd put me away!
2013-10-26 08:02:03 PM  
2013-10-26 08:08:53 PM  

the_rhino: BE QUIET!

Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

/Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, didn't you?
2013-10-26 08:30:33 PM  
I'd like to see him cut down a tree with a herring
2013-10-26 08:38:26 PM  
Article fails to mention whether or not the bear's  arm was clad in the purest shimmering samite.
2013-10-27 10:02:57 AM
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