fusillade762: I'd be happy to pull that off for her.
GRCooper: Aw jeez, is this going to be another one of those threads where morans make a post only to bookmark it?/aw jeez
Uncle Pooky: She seems to have picked the best outfit for her figure, it seems.
hundreddollarman: My interpretation of her thought process on costume selection.Random person: "There's no such thing as an unsexy picture of Kate Upton."Kate Upton:[stickerish.com image 514x556]
JasonOfOrillia: Yeah that is bad. But Value Village (or Savers in your neighbourhood) has been playing these Halloween commercials with a "Sexy Ben Franklin" (female) costume that has been giving me the funniest feeling down below.Funny what I key in on sometimes.
phillydrifter: Who the f*ck is kate upton?
Funbags: As it turns out, they don't make a "sexy nurse" costume in size 16.
Dingleberry Dickwad: Funbags: As it turns out, they don't make a "sexy nurse" costume in size 16.Don't you wish.Although the model for that particular one is pretty hot, they don't show a model in the really large sizes.
Badgers: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x497]/French... Clown... Tramp with spiders?
talkertopc: Being sexy is her job and as Buffy said to Willow, Halloween is come as you aren't.
GonzoNihilist: I don't care what anybody says. Juliana Hough wins Halloween this year.[ca.eonline.com image 293x473]/yes, she is wearing blackface.
OhioUGrad: "blackface" is painting your face black with white lips and has a specific implication (portraying blacks as buffoons), just painting yourself dark is not blackface.
HotWingAgenda: Whoever first called "Anna Nicole Smith" on her was dead on. Although without all the drugs n stuff.
AbiNormal: phillydrifter: Who the f*ck is kate upton?A blond bimbo with a nice rack.
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