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(Daily Mail)   Of all the people to dress sexy for Halloween, you'd think Kate Upton could pull it off   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 53
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15618 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 26 Oct 2013 at 6:47 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-26 07:00:39 PM  
Jesus, what a stupid theme.
 
2013-10-26 07:01:26 PM  
Salvage the thread with non-shiatty pictures of her, stat!
 
2013-10-26 07:06:50 PM  
My interpretation of her thought process on costume selection.

Random person: "There's no such thing as an unsexy picture of Kate Upton."

Kate Upton:
stickerish.com
 
2013-10-26 07:09:03 PM  
I'd be happy to pull that off for her.
 
2013-10-26 07:14:09 PM  
Aw jeez, is this going to be another one of those threads where morans make a post only to bookmark it?

/aw jeez
 
2013-10-26 07:14:22 PM  

fusillade762: I'd be happy to pull that off for her.


Here, you can borrow my teeth for the job.
 
2013-10-26 07:30:42 PM  

GRCooper: Aw jeez, is this going to be another one of those threads where morans make a post only to bookmark it?

/aw jeez


Really? People do that? Why would someone do such a thing?
 
2013-10-26 07:35:40 PM  
She should have gone to girl's costume warehouse, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrRGp4BSTyE (NSFW language)
 
2013-10-26 07:45:33 PM  
Whoever first called "Anna Nicole Smith" on her was dead on. Although without all the drugs n stuff.
 
2013-10-26 07:57:29 PM  
I was in Party City getting stuff for my kids' bday party last week and all the women were standing at the back wall staring at the pictured costume options and waiting for the clerk to get to them for help. I really didn't pay it any mind because I'm Little Red Riding Hood every year, I made the cape, I'm using it damnit, but then I start to hear quiet outrage and muffled curses. Suddenly the store was pretty much empty and eventually I meandered back to the back wall again and there were signs on almost every woman's costume "XL & XXL OUT OF STOCK" All the women left because all the big sizes of various slutty ambiguous characters were gone.
 
2013-10-26 07:58:50 PM  
Is that first pic of her mid-landing?  Mid-jumping?  Mid something?

Or are her collar bones really that far down her chest?
 
2013-10-26 08:00:15 PM  
Booooo!
 
2013-10-26 08:01:32 PM  
Nope, I know what it is now.

Invisible boobies slap.
 
2013-10-26 08:05:37 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

static.freepik.com
 
2013-10-26 08:07:27 PM  
She seems to have picked the best outfit for her figure, it seems.
 
2013-10-26 08:15:30 PM  
She has the fat gene.
 
2013-10-26 08:26:57 PM  

Uncle Pooky: She seems to have picked the best outfit for her figure, it seems.


I didn't think dresses came in size "sausage casing".
 
2013-10-26 08:34:00 PM  
Yeah that is bad.  But Value Village (or Savers in your neighbourhood) has been playing these Halloween commercials with a "Sexy Ben Franklin" (female) costume that has been giving me the funniest feeling down below.

Funny what I key in on sometimes.
 
2013-10-26 08:39:49 PM  

hundreddollarman: My interpretation of her thought process on costume selection.

Random person: "There's no such thing as an unsexy picture of Kate Upton."

Kate Upton:
[stickerish.com image 514x556]


img.fark.net

/FTFY
 
2013-10-26 08:42:31 PM  
Maybe her new kink is to be "unattractive"...
 
2013-10-26 08:46:58 PM  
Not sexy, but kind of an interesting idea.
 
2013-10-26 08:47:54 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: Yeah that is bad.  But Value Village (or Savers in your neighbourhood) has been playing these Halloween commercials with a "Sexy Ben Franklin" (female) costume that has been giving me the funniest feeling down below.

Funny what I key in on sometimes.


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-10-26 09:05:09 PM  
Who the f*ck is kate upton?
 
2013-10-26 09:34:27 PM  

phillydrifter: Who the f*ck is kate upton?


Look to your left.  Those things going up are stairs.  At the top is where mom lives.  Go up the stairs.  Also, there is another door.  Go through it.  Careful it will be bright out there. Do this at least once a day for the rest of your life.
 
2013-10-26 09:36:43 PM  

phillydrifter: Who the f*ck is kate upton?


A blond bimbo with a nice rack.
 
2013-10-26 09:43:41 PM  

phillydrifter: Who the f*ck is kate upton?


Farker since '06 and you have to ask that? Especially considering how many Upton threads there's been on Fark in the last few years? Well aren't you just so farking cool. Douche.
 
2013-10-26 09:57:15 PM  
www.snappypixels.com
 
2013-10-26 10:02:21 PM  
I have no idea who she is either, I don't click on headlines with her name because, well, I don't know who she is and don't care. I only clicked this one because I wanted to see a goofy costume. I was disappointed.
 
2013-10-26 10:11:54 PM  
Being sexy is her job and as Buffy said to Willow, Halloween is come as you aren't.
 
2013-10-26 10:30:45 PM  
Yes, Kate. Pull it off.
 
2013-10-26 11:12:21 PM  
As it turns out, they don't make a "sexy nurse" costume in size 16.
 
2013-10-27 12:01:21 AM  

Funbags: As it turns out, they don't make a "sexy nurse" costume in size 16.


Don't you wish.

Although the model for that particular one is pretty hot, they don't show a model in the really large sizes.
 
2013-10-27 12:30:04 AM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Funbags: As it turns out, they don't make a "sexy nurse" costume in size 16.

Don't you wish.

Although the model for that particular one is pretty hot, they don't show a model in the really large sizes.


In my defense, in the link you provided, the 3x-4x size is "out of stock", so the potential for the "Upton"-sized women to show up at your party in such an ill-fitting "sexy" garb is low. Hopefully, very low, indeed!!!

/Yes, Upton Fatties Die In A Fire is a trending Twitter topic.
 
2013-10-27 12:48:20 AM  
The 21-year-old went for an elegant cheer leader wet dream white and gold Marie Antoinette-meets-Day Of The Dead-inspired ensemble...

FTFY
 
2013-10-27 12:49:14 AM  

JasonOfOrillia: Yeah that is bad.  But Value Village (or Savers in your neighbourhood) has been playing these Halloween commercials with a "Sexy Ben Franklin" (female) costume that has been giving me the funniest feeling down below.

Funny what I key in on sometimes.


Shocking!
 
Skr
2013-10-27 01:00:36 AM  
Kinda looks like that makeup is hiding Adele and not Kate
 
2013-10-27 01:21:56 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

/French... Clown... Tramp with spiders?
 
2013-10-27 01:29:50 AM  

Badgers: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x497]

/French... Clown... Tramp with spiders?


lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-10-27 01:30:19 AM  

talkertopc: Being sexy is her job and as Buffy said to Willow, Halloween is come as you aren't.


That reference is far more nerdy than I could ever pull off.  perfect though!
 
2013-10-27 02:02:10 AM  
I don't care what anybody says. Juliana Hough wins Halloween this year.

ca.eonline.com
/yes, she is wearing blackface.
 
2013-10-27 02:44:32 AM  

GonzoNihilist: I don't care what anybody says. Juliana Hough wins Halloween this year.

[ca.eonline.com image 293x473]
/yes, she is wearing blackface.


"blackface" is painting your face black with white lips and has a specific implication (portraying blacks as buffoons), just painting yourself dark is not blackface.

on the subject of Upton, she'd be a nobody if she didn't have huge boobs at 18, she has a weird body shape and isn't "wow" hot in the face even.
 
2013-10-27 04:34:36 AM  

GonzoNihilist: I don't care what anybody says. Juliana Hough wins Halloween this year.

[ca.eonline.com image 293x473]
/yes, she is wearing blackface.



i43.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-27 04:59:15 AM  

Badgers: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x497]

/French... Clown... Tramp with spiders?


How about, "I passed out and someone went to town on my face with a Sharpie"?
 
2013-10-27 08:05:17 AM  
I miss the Jennifer Connelly threads

/damn kids on my lawn again
 
2013-10-27 08:22:26 AM  

OhioUGrad: "blackface" is painting your face black with white lips and has a specific implication (portraying blacks as buffoons), just painting yourself dark is not blackface.


True, she isn't going for the minstrel look. She's dressed as a TV character. So I could see thinking it's different.

For a minute. Before I said, "Ya know, I'm gonna skip the bronzer for this costume."

img.fark.net i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-10-27 10:09:50 AM  

phillydrifter: Who the f*ck is kate upton?


1-900-OK-FACE

(but with a ginormous rack)
 
2013-10-27 10:24:19 AM  
For a bikini mannequin, she seems to have a bubbly personality.  Hence ahead of the vapid pack.
 
2013-10-27 12:50:30 PM  

HotWingAgenda: Whoever first called "Anna Nicole Smith" on her was dead on. Although without all the drugs n stuff.


She's no rocket scientist, but she's also not box-of-rocks stupid as ANS.

/eagerly awaits Heidi Klum's costume.
 
2013-10-27 02:40:33 PM  

AbiNormal: phillydrifter: Who the f*ck is kate upton?

A blond bimbo with a nice rack.


Well put.
 
2013-10-27 04:52:37 PM  
It's Halloween; you're not supposed to dress sexy.

Save it for the club on Fridays every other week of the year.
 
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