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(Popular Science)   Giving her a gift-wrapped edible present means you get longer sexy time. Fark: If you're a spider   (popsci.com ) divider line
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2013-10-26 03:59:04 PM  
Reason 23,045 that spiders are in fact the creepiest things around.
 
2013-10-26 04:08:27 PM  
if your lucky she's a black widow and kills you afterwards. avoids all the annoying shiat that follows
 
2013-10-26 04:50:34 PM  
So give woman a burrito with a bow?
 
2013-10-26 05:07:29 PM  
I'm pretty sure human males are more interested in more frequent sexy-time.  What's the use of 100 minutes if you only last 3?

/Human females, on the other hand...
 
2013-10-26 05:19:39 PM  
Wrapped-up live prey:

susanalbert.typepad.com

She'll pretty much have to.

- DeBugs
 
2013-10-26 05:57:34 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-26 06:23:54 PM  
Female spiders are cannibalistic, so the gift offering is more or less self-preservation. If she is hungry, she will eat him, so he brings food hoping that she'll be too full for seconds.
 
2013-10-26 06:50:42 PM  
Some spiders even give "looks edible" gifts, critters they've already drained dry. The female, none the wiser at the start, lets the spider begin mating. By the time she's "unwrapped" her gifts and discovers the ruse (caveat emptor!) he's done and on his way.
 
2013-10-26 06:52:51 PM  
Also, some spiders get the babes by learning how to play an instrument; chicks dig musicians.

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2013-10-26 06:56:21 PM  
ArcadianRefugee

Some spiders even give "looks edible" gifts, critters they've already drained dry. The female, none the wiser at the start, lets the spider begin mating. By the time she's "unwrapped" her gifts and discovers the ruse (caveat emptor!) he's done and on his way.

Proving that men are pigs and biatches are stupid even in the spider world.

OW!  Something just bit me on the neck, I'll be ri
 
2013-10-26 08:13:04 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-27 01:52:20 AM  

FunkOut: So give woman a burrito with a bow?


Not quite...
 
2013-10-27 06:54:51 AM  
In other news, if you just give her crap wrapped up really well you still get laid AND you get to keep the food.

Works for chavs...
 
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