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(Daily Mail)   Pictures of scantily clad models draping themselves seductively on motorcycles for a photo spread. Each trying to out do the other with their best smouldering pouts and provocative poses. You've never seen anything like this - simply unimaginable   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 109
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2013-10-26 02:21:40 PM
*hovers mouse over link*

terribleanalogies.com
 
2013-10-26 02:33:04 PM
diablo.incgamers.com
 
2013-10-26 02:58:49 PM
Was going to chastise subby, but that's actually pretty freaking funny and interesting.

The comparison shots make it obvious how we casually objectify women. It just doesn't work the same with guys.
 
2013-10-26 03:03:14 PM

MrBallou: It just doesn't work the same with guys


You sound male.
 
2013-10-26 03:06:56 PM
"RugbyJock, paging RugbyJock to thread 7992005.
 
2013-10-26 03:19:16 PM
Those are amazing.
 
2013-10-26 03:32:56 PM
I thought it was funny.  And the men look like good sports who don't mind a joke at their own expense.
 
2013-10-26 03:35:50 PM
Well bless their little hearts.
 
2013-10-26 03:41:29 PM

Snotnose: MrBallou: It just doesn't work the same with guys

You sound male.


Lucky guess.

Seriously, to me at least, the poses that look good for this women look weird for the guys. I'd welcome confirmation from some farkette or any guys who are so inclined.
 
2013-10-26 04:23:49 PM
img.pandawhale.com
 
2013-10-26 05:05:14 PM
That was just hilarious.
 
2013-10-26 05:05:24 PM
I knew what I was going to see and well I got it.  That said I think this was done with a lot of good humor and does point out how dumb a lot of guys are to see the girl and not the product.
 
2013-10-26 05:06:29 PM
www.officialtherefromhere.com
 
2013-10-26 05:06:32 PM

MrBallou: Snotnose: MrBallou: It just doesn't work the same with guys

You sound male.

Lucky guess.

Seriously, to me at least, the poses that look good for this women look weird for the guys. I'd welcome confirmation from some farkette or any guys who are so inclined.


Would need to look something more like:

static9.depositphotos.com
 
2013-10-26 05:07:08 PM
Funny but also brilliant. Well done guys and may I say gals too.
 
2013-10-26 05:11:12 PM

MrBallou: Was going to chastise subby, but that's actually pretty freaking funny and interesting.

The comparison shots make it obvious how we casually objectify women. It just doesn't work the same with guys.


Yeeeep. I mean, one Farker posted a male version, but it kind of does make you stop and think 'so if it looks a bit ridiculous, why is it getting thrown into adverts? ...oh wait...'

I mean, that whole 'sex sells' thing is a basically insulting the intelligence of every human on the planet.
 
2013-10-26 05:12:56 PM
Thread needs eye bleach, and subby needs a swift cockpunch.
 
2013-10-26 05:14:47 PM
(sigh)  The Panigale is a beautiful bike...
 
2013-10-26 05:15:27 PM
BAN THIS SICK FILTH!
 
2013-10-26 05:15:42 PM
Paging Ghastly to the thread.  We need someone hot in here, QUICK.
 
2013-10-26 05:16:05 PM

MrBallou: Snotnose: MrBallou: It just doesn't work the same with guys

You sound male.

Lucky guess.

Seriously, to me at least, the poses that look good for this women look weird for the guys. I'd welcome confirmation from some farkette or any guys who are so inclined.


Definitely wrong. I mean, the guys are not models. That's part of the problem. They're also bad at posing. If you look closely, most of them are only doing a very rough imitation of the model--weak back arches, poor hip angles, etc. Some of the poses don't work for the men for gender-unrelated reasons (like the head-off-the-back pose doesn't work because it requires long hair for balanced composition--though a guy with long hair could pull it off).

Still, some of those poses look good. I would say almost all of them would look good with an actual male model who was any good at posing. The only one I don't think would ever work for a man would be sitting-on-the-bike-with-legs-up (the fifth pose), since that one is mainly supposed to emphasize cleavage (and to be honest looks the worst of all of them with the female model, too).
 
2013-10-26 05:17:08 PM

MrBallou: Was going to chastise subby, but that's actually pretty freaking funny and interesting.

The comparison shots make it obvious how we casually objectify women. It just doesn't work the same with guys.


I am perfectly proficient at objectifying men, thank you.
 
2013-10-26 05:17:13 PM
Proof that men should wear heels and short shorts more frequently

/well, some of them...
 
2013-10-26 05:21:17 PM

studebaker hoch: Paging Ghastly to the thread.  We need someone hot in here, QUICK.


NO.
 
2013-10-26 05:21:59 PM

PsiChick: so if it looks a bit ridiculous, why is it getting thrown into adverts?


The reason it looks ridiculous is mainly because of the cross dressing and the lack of professional male models.  Several of those poses would work for male models if they were being used.
 
2013-10-26 05:22:11 PM

omnibus_necanda_sunt: NO.


Look, it's okay. You'd make sweet, sweet love to Ghastly too. It's OKAY to admit this to the rest of FARK.
 
2013-10-26 05:22:22 PM
img.fark.net

I'd fark me
 
2013-10-26 05:23:18 PM
lololol. Going to have to pass this one around.
 
2013-10-26 05:23:31 PM

MrBallou: Snotnose: MrBallou: It just doesn't work the same with guys

You sound male.

Lucky guess.

Seriously, to me at least, the poses that look good for this women look weird for the guys. I'd welcome confirmation from some farkette or any guys who are so inclined.


I'd agree...mostly.

They are doing the poses as if they were women- it just appears the photos are aimed at gay guys. Also, because they mostly did not use hot guys. I don't go for guys in stilettos, with beer bellies, and who look like they stumbled out of a bar drunk at 2am and grabbed the wrong jacket.

Now what Gergesa posted... that is significantly better. However cheesecake is still kind of silly to use to sell products, IMHO.
 
2013-10-26 05:24:29 PM
It's sites like these that give ordinary gays a bad name.
 
2013-10-26 05:24:45 PM

MrBallou: Snotnose: MrBallou: It just doesn't work the same with guys

You sound male.

Lucky guess.

Seriously, to me at least, the poses that look good for this women look weird for the guys. I'd welcome confirmation from some farkette or any guys who are so inclined.


These pictures in particular don't do much for me. They're silly and a sense of humor and fun are certainly sexy, but there are plenty of poses a man can be placed in to make me look at him and think that he's nothing but a juicy slab of meat that I would gladly nibble on all day long.
 
2013-10-26 05:24:49 PM
And I was lol'ing before I saw the "ass-fault" tag.
 
2013-10-26 05:26:15 PM

MrBallou: Snotnose: MrBallou: It just doesn't work the same with guys

You sound male.

Lucky guess.

Seriously, to me at least, the poses that look good for this women look weird for the guys. I'd welcome confirmation from some farkette or any guys who are so inclined.


As a woman I'm inclined to agree with you.  There is nothing sexy about these photos of the guys.  However, like someone else said, that could be different with male models and different poses and outfits.  I don't personally find cross-dressing to be sexy so that's a major turnoff regardless of who the man is.
 
2013-10-26 05:26:34 PM

Oldiron_79: Thread needs eye bleach, and subby needs a swift cockpunch.


www.wallpaper-million.com

4.bp.blogspot.com

media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com

Here's some eyebleach. Still working on delivering the cockpunch to subby. FedEx said they won't do it. Trying UPS next.
 
2013-10-26 05:26:57 PM

Gergesa: Would need to look something more like:


Yup.

The fallacy is that the men are not models and they're doing women poses (ie: arched back to show cleavage. Men don't have cleavage). To do the comparison justice, get some REAL male models on the bike, with perfect hair, chiseled abs and tanned skin, doing some male poses (ie: emphasis on strength, confidence and self-assuredness).

www.hildiemcqueen.com

shechive.files.wordpress.com

thebookhookup.com

www.motorcyclenews.com

There. Doesn't look so strange now, does it?

But don't let me interrupt your double standard biatchfest there.
 
2013-10-26 05:28:26 PM
Oh Arun... what have you done?

(FYI: The chunky bald guy with the tattoos is one of the world's foremost Ducati mechanics, which if you've ever dealt with Italian engineering, means his talents are up there with neurosurgeons or rocket scientists).
 
2013-10-26 05:28:53 PM

Typhoid: Now what Gergesa posted... that is significantly better. However cheesecake is still kind of silly to use to sell products, IMHO.


I'll give you another one:

i88.photobucket.com

In fact I'll throw in one more for you because I like your name:
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-26 05:29:28 PM
I'm glad I only read the headline before bailing.

WHEW that was close!
 
2013-10-26 05:31:42 PM
Portland, Oregon

Ah Portland. Though I'm not sure why I end up getting local news from England.
 
2013-10-26 05:32:11 PM
*mouses over link before clicking*

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-10-26 05:32:21 PM
Perfect response to a misandrist complaining that "men would never submit to such poses"
 
2013-10-26 05:33:17 PM

dr-shotgun: (FYI: The chunky bald guy with the tattoos is one of the world's foremost Ducati mechanics, which if you've ever dealt with Italian engineering, means his talents are up there with neurosurgeons or rocket scientists).


I would think he would need some Dr. Strange style abilities for a job description like that.
 
2013-10-26 05:36:20 PM
Gergesa

In fact I'll throw in one more for you because I like your name:

If he doesn't want it I'll take it.
 
2013-10-26 05:36:22 PM
None of them are farking a tailpipe. I'm outraged!
 
2013-10-26 05:37:24 PM
My radar went off after just 6 words.
Can't beat the ol'e radar.
Deceptive advertising rings that bell every time.

/nice rides
 
2013-10-26 05:38:04 PM
The thighs on the first photo guy...hubba.
 
2013-10-26 05:42:13 PM
Thank you threadmates for saving me from i dunno what...maybe i'll just click to see what the hubub was abo.....OH GOD WHY DID I CLICK ON IT ?!!?!?  WHY GOD WHY?!!? DAMN YOU FARK.....DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMYOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

/retinas seared like tuna steaks
 
2013-10-26 05:44:17 PM
This has upset me dearly. scorch the earth
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-26 05:44:39 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

NOPE
 
2013-10-26 05:46:34 PM

studebaker hoch: Gergesa

In fact I'll throw in one more for you because I like your name:

If he doesn't want it I'll take it.


It eh?  Just a sexual object to you?  Well I would go on and give some sort of self-righteous sounding diatribe but I don't really care.  I'll give you one also:

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
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