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2013-10-26 09:18:02 AM
s3-ec.buzzfed.com

ok, this guy needs punched. seriously.
 
2013-10-26 09:22:41 AM
Just repeat "act like a stupid douche" twenty four times and you won't have to read the article.

/DRTFA
 
2013-10-26 09:51:01 AM
I was up until 4:00 last night for a non production issue because someone's pet project is king shiat right now. My kids got up at 7:30 even though they really should have slept in until 9:00, the two year old is a screaming "MINEMINEMINE" ball of fussy, and work just called again for another issue.

I've not finished my first cup of coffee and I haven't smoked a cigarette in eight years.

This article took me from Hulk levels of rage, to Thanos levels of "I am going to destroy the universe because I'm that pissed off."
 
2013-10-26 10:00:51 AM
Whoever wrote that article should be punched in the throat.
Die hipster scum!
 
2013-10-26 10:07:13 AM
All of you have serious rage issues.

That said, the guy in a bar with a full record player and headphones? It would be challenging not to feel some ill-will toward him.
 
2013-10-26 10:12:25 AM
I'm pretty sure half those things were staged as an excuse to mock or parody hipsters. It just seems like a popular thing in the past few years to go after hipsters. It makes me a little sad that I used to make fun of them before all this started as well.
 
2013-10-26 10:14:22 AM

TheOmni: It just seems like a popular thing in the past few years to go after hipsters. It makes me a little sad that I used to make fun of them before all this started as well.


HIPSTER!
 
2013-10-26 10:16:54 AM
If I'm going to punch anything it's subby for submitting another buzzfeed link
 
2013-10-26 10:24:11 AM

Voiceofreason01: If I'm going to punch anything it's subby for submitting another buzzfeed link


At least it's not another headline lifted directly from reddit.
 
2013-10-26 10:40:13 AM

Voiceofreason01: If I'm going to punch anything it's subby for submitting another buzzfeed link


I hated Subby before it was cool.
 
2013-10-26 10:40:34 AM

vartian: All of you have serious rage issues.

That said, the guy in a bar with a full record player and headphones? It would be challenging not to feel some ill-will toward him.


But the woman spinning yarn in the BMW dealership waiting area is fine.   Got it.
 
2013-10-26 10:45:01 AM
TODAY'S HIPSTER BEATING.
Today, I saw 35 year old Maddox setting up his stoop sale table in front of his $2150/month studio in Bushwick full of G.I Joe and Voltron action figures that his Mommy U-Hauled in from Indiana for his 18 month anniversary of moving to Brooklyn to be a "vibrant creative type". So I offered him a local, red sustainable cigar which was an M-80 and watched his oily, lice bearded hipster head explode. End of story.
 
2013-10-26 10:46:03 AM
Te bottle cap thing I would have done in college when I was too broke to buy good beer.  I would have bought PBR because of the cards.  In my defense I was drinking heavily in those days.
 
2013-10-26 10:50:57 AM

FlashHarry: TODAY'S HIPSTER BEATING.
Today, I saw 35 year old Maddox setting up his stoop sale table in front of his $2150/month studio in Bushwick full of G.I Joe and Voltron action figures that his Mommy U-Hauled in from Indiana for his 18 month anniversary of moving to Brooklyn to be a "vibrant creative type". So I offered him a local, red sustainable cigar which was an M-80 and watched his oily, lice bearded hipster head explode. End of story.


Does PN write that blog?
 
2013-10-26 10:52:12 AM
I hated hipsters before it was cool.
 
2013-10-26 11:00:02 AM

Voiceofreason01: If I'm going to punch anything it's subby for submitting another buzzfeed link


img.photobucket.com

We're done! Thank you, good night
/seriously, don't click on any of that buzzfeed crap
 
2013-10-26 11:14:19 AM
 
2013-10-26 11:48:22 AM
s3-ec.buzzfed.com

I so love this.
 
2013-10-26 12:02:04 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 434x550]

I so love this.


I now have a use for all my surplus padlocks.
 
2013-10-26 12:18:14 PM
Ok, so people, dress, say, do or have things I don't.  Nor have I made it a priority to have such things.  Why should I get emotional about these people over other people?

Yes, some of the pictures were amusing.

/Yes, I am fun at parties.
 
2013-10-26 12:19:35 PM
It's log! It's log! It's big, it's heavy it's wood.

s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2013-10-26 12:31:59 PM
Why is this on FarkUs? Also why all the buzzfeed hate, besides the failure to credit sources?
 
2013-10-26 12:36:18 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Why is this on FarkUs? Also why all the buzzfeed hate, besides the failure to credit sources?


Buzzfeed spit in my coffee when I wasn't looking.
 
2013-10-26 12:39:12 PM

Voiceofreason01: If I'm going to punch anything it's subby for submitting another buzzfeed link


desli.de works with buzzfeed. ought to be a rule. But it won't be, since fark gets paid from these stupid leeches.
 
2013-10-26 12:40:33 PM

PainInTheASP: antidisestablishmentarianism: Why is this on FarkUs? Also why all the buzzfeed hate, besides the failure to credit sources?

Buzzfeed spit in my coffee when I wasn't looking.


And then they made it number 18 on the 25 Best Coffee Spittings list. It was top 10 at least.
 
2013-10-26 12:41:59 PM
You'll note that 90% of these are just crapfeed stealing content off of reddit.

As usual.
 
2013-10-26 01:02:42 PM
media3.onsugar.com

Knew a girl in the early 90s, rich family and private schools, who was so mad at all her parents gave her that she legally changed her name to some hipster crap... and then was so edgy she went to work for IBM.
 
2013-10-26 01:30:09 PM
If you're riding a velocipede in a city, you're either going for 99th percentile trolling or you're honestly attempting suicide -- perhaps wishing you get flattened by a classic Checker cab or struck down by a Cholera outbreak
 
2013-10-26 01:50:22 PM
Wow. I don't understand any of this. Walkmans were invented so you could listen to music away from home. Spin thread? Seriously? I mean maybe but she is at a car dealership spending a lot of money I assume.

Maybe I'm getting old, bit I don't get it.
 
2013-10-26 02:08:28 PM
12. This guy's 2 x 4 skateboard:


I don't see a 2x4.
 
2013-10-26 02:15:19 PM
s3-ec.buzzfed.com

Fark the haters, this is hysterical!
 
2013-10-26 02:29:38 PM

BKITU: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 568x756]

Fark the haters, this is hysterical!


No kidding. That's just awesome, imo.
 
2013-10-26 02:47:50 PM

BKITU: Fark the haters, this is hysterical!


Yes - that was farking brilliant.
 
2013-10-26 04:06:16 PM
BunkyBrewman
Voiceofreason01:
If I'm going to punch anything it's subby for submitting another buzzfeed link

At least it's not another headline lifted directly from reddit.


Then again, 22 of the 24 list items are "via reddit.com" and the other two were images hosted on imgur for..reddit threads.
 
2013-10-26 04:14:26 PM
I find buzzfeed to be mildly entertaining at times in that really brainless way, but that was a shiatty list even by their standards.
 
2013-10-26 04:47:50 PM

FlashHarry: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 467x700]

ok, this guy needs punched. seriously.


We are done here.  Turn off the light when you leave.

Yeah, I want to punch him in the face and in the junk.
 
2013-10-26 04:50:04 PM

BKITU: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 568x756]

Fark the haters, this is hysterical!


THAT is some fine fine trolling on that young man's part.
 
2013-10-26 05:01:57 PM

vartian: All of you have serious rage issues.

That said, the guy in a bar with a full record player and headphones? It would be challenging not to feel some ill-will toward him.


OK so I've been this guy before. I bought a small battery powered record player to take with me when I went thrift shopping so I could listen to stuff before I bought it. I would often end up sitting at the patio bar, having pints and listening to the days haul. I have DJ buddies who carry these small players when they shop too. It has it's uses.
 
2013-10-26 06:05:40 PM
s9.postimg.org
 
IP
2013-10-26 06:08:04 PM
Kill them. Kill them all.
 
2013-10-26 07:35:16 PM

Voiceofreason01: If I'm going to punch anything it's subby for submitting another buzzfeed link


At least we can comment on this particular POS Buzzfeed link, unlike all (99%?) of the others we see here.

Farkin' hipstahs
 
2013-10-26 07:38:11 PM

FlashHarry: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 467x700]

ok, this guy needs punched. seriously.


I wanted to use a bat!  Not a aluminum bat or one of those shiatty maple bats, but a vintage ash bat, like from the 60's, with a really tight grain, and maybe hand-crafted by a bat artiste, who no one's ever heard of, with pine tar from an old-growth pine forest, which was collected the way they did when Ty Cobb was just a racist in diapers.  And maybe hit him twice. The extra one for the garters.
 
2013-10-26 07:38:59 PM

Generation_D: Voiceofreason01: If I'm going to punch anything it's subby for submitting another buzzfeed link

desli.de works with buzzfeed. ought to be a rule. But it won't be, since fark gets paid from these stupid leeches.


They're all on one page. What is there to deslide?
 
2013-10-26 08:01:09 PM

zimbomba63: FlashHarry: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 467x700]

ok, this guy needs punched. seriously.

I wanted to use a bat!  Not a aluminum bat or one of those shiatty maple bats, but a vintage ash bat, like from the 60's, with a really tight grain, and maybe hand-crafted by a bat artiste, who no one's ever heard of, with pine tar from an old-growth pine forest, which was collected the way they did when Ty Cobb was just a racist in diapers.  And maybe hit him twice. The extra one for the garters.


That was the best laugh I had all day..Thanks for that.
Back East they would find him and conclude he died
of Lou Gehrigs disease.
 
2013-10-26 08:35:34 PM

RussianPooper: It's log! It's log! It's big, it's heavy it's wood.

[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x837]


That stump would go great with a $350 felling axe.

lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-10-26 08:37:00 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: If you're riding a velocipede in a city


It's not a velocipede.

It's called an ordinary or a penny farthing.

/ Bike nerd
 
2013-10-26 08:49:18 PM
John Buck 41
They're all on one page. What is there to deslide?


For me mostly: buzzfeed doesn't [want|know how] to do lazy-loading of images with graceful degradation, i.e. you need to enable a couple of scripts and reload the page to see the pictures if you have Javascript disabled.

Not-as-much-ly: the Deslider can do more than just put everything on one page; you could, for example, use it to create an overview image like this:
i.imgur.com

/granted, that feature is more useful for the mugshot round-up threads or if you want to check where the hotties in the 100 picture $randomExcuseToShowPicsOfGirls slideshow
 
2013-10-26 08:50:39 PM
..are.

/FTFM
 
2013-10-26 08:50:53 PM
It seems to me that list was:

1/3 actual hipsters
1/3 trolling/staged pictures
1/3 genuinely eccentric people
 
2013-10-26 09:06:41 PM

The Voice of Doom: John Buck 41
They're all on one page. What is there to deslide?

For me mostly: buzzfeed doesn't [want|know how] to do lazy-loading of images with graceful degradation, i.e. you need to enable a couple of scripts and reload the page to see the pictures if you have Javascript disabled.

Not-as-much-ly: the Deslider can do more than just put everything on one page; you could, for example, use it to create an overview image like this:
[i.imgur.com image 850x1498]

/granted, that feature is more useful for the mugshot round-up threads or if you want to check where the hotties in the 100 picture $randomExcuseToShowPicsOfGirls slideshow


Still on one page, and smaller images. Where's the upside?
 
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