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2013-10-26 06:12:05 AM
Big horde

static.games4t.com
 
2013-10-26 07:39:27 AM
Ooompa Loompa Dupity Dat
What kind of farking wasteland is that?

What do you get when your house is a pit?
People online make fun of your s**t
Piles of trash heaped high on your bed.
Easily say you're in over your head

You can live with mazes of crap
But that's not hot, so wouldn't fap.
 
2013-10-26 07:45:36 AM
What's hoarier than a horde of whores hoarding?

Hoard.
Horde.
Whored.
 
2013-10-26 08:51:52 AM
Mental illness is funny!
 
2013-10-26 08:54:06 AM
Zug zug!
 
2013-10-26 08:55:46 AM
www.pamsclipart.com
 
2013-10-26 08:56:00 AM
Dwarf Hoarder is my new band name.
 
2013-10-26 08:56:27 AM
"Mental illness is funny!"

No it isn't, but it's a great career move. Ask me how I know.
 
2013-10-26 09:00:05 AM
Dwarfs are Alliance, not Horde.
 
2013-10-26 09:08:13 AM
Great.
One of my friends is a hoarder.
Now, whenever I go to his place, I'll have to be on the lookout for skanky midgets lurking about.
 
2013-10-26 09:23:17 AM
I bet hide and seek in their house is a blast.

/my solution would be empty the house with a barn shovel.
 
2013-10-26 09:25:30 AM
Is it weird that I want to have sex with a midget?
 
2013-10-26 09:29:38 AM

abhorrent1: Is it weird that I want to have sex with a midget?


Ahem...we prefer to be called munchkins.
 
2013-10-26 09:35:48 AM
Something about hoarders drives me absolutely crazy. I wouldn't be able to hang around their house or look at such a disaster. A couple of my relatives are pretty close to being hoarders, and I can't stand to be in their houses or even be around all their revolting "treasures." I just want to bring in a big dump truck and start loading it up.
 
2013-10-26 09:37:17 AM

Blue_Blazer: Dwarfs are Alliance, not Horde.


But she's got those thing fingers, not the fat sausage ones.

/so, goblin, and thus horde
 
2013-10-26 09:40:01 AM

Munchkin City Coroner: abhorrent1: Is it weird that I want to have sex with a midget?

Ahem...we prefer to be called munchkins.


OK.  Is it weird that I want to have sex with a munchkin ?
 
2013-10-26 09:53:33 AM

abhorrent1: Munchkin City Coroner: abhorrent1: Is it weird that I want to have sex with a midget?

Ahem...we prefer to be called munchkins.

OK.  Is it weird that I want to have sex with a munchkin ?


I suspect all you want is your Johnson to look bigger due to perspective.
 
2013-10-26 09:57:52 AM

abhorrent1: Munchkin City Coroner: abhorrent1: Is it weird that I want to have sex with a midget?

Ahem...we prefer to be called munchkins.

OK.  Is it weird that I want to have sex with a munchkin ?


Only if I saw her first.
 
2013-10-26 09:58:52 AM
I read that as "Little People, Big Whores".
 
2013-10-26 10:03:46 AM
Big science, Little men
 
2013-10-26 10:16:54 AM

symptomoftheuniverse: abhorrent1: Munchkin City Coroner: abhorrent1: Is it weird that I want to have sex with a midget?

Ahem...we prefer to be called munchkins.

OK.  Is it weird that I want to have sex with a munchkin ?

I suspect all you want is your Johnson to look bigger due to perspective.


I think that is why I like my gf so much she has tiny hands
 
2013-10-26 10:25:24 AM
Clicked for the whores.

/am disappoint
 
2013-10-26 11:03:29 AM
A nice cleansing fire would do the trick.  Best part of my day is working in people like these' homes.  Try and find the phone/ethernet/cable jack sometime and watch the self-righteousness spread across their faces when you tell them to clean it out and call back in.  Although they usually just say "sorry about the mess, we're still moving in or we're in the middle of a remodel."  I want my TLC show called "Working for Pigs" or "Why you Suck" it can be a day in the life of a communications tech...
 
2013-10-26 11:32:03 AM
In a hole lived a Hobbit.Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means  a hoard.
 
2013-10-26 11:36:12 AM
Jeebus ...
 
2013-10-26 11:36:19 AM

ajgeek: I bet hide and seek in their house is a blast.

/my solution would be empty the house with a barn shovel couple of sticks of dynamite.

 
2013-10-26 11:44:50 AM

Mr. Shabooboo: In a hole lived a Hobbit.Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means  a hoard.


If I won the lottery, I think I might build a house that looked just like Bilbo's home as shown in the movies. Wonder how much it would cost?
 
2013-10-26 12:01:23 PM

Mr. Shabooboo: In a hole lived a Hobbit.Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means  a hoard.


Was his name Dildo Bugger?
 
2013-10-26 12:20:29 PM

Vector R: Mr. Shabooboo: In a hole lived a Hobbit.Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means  a hoard.

Was his name Dildo Bugger?


Don't you dare steal my porn name!
 
2013-10-26 12:59:26 PM
www.empireonline.com
 
2013-10-26 01:40:14 PM
she's so cute. you just want to stomp the living sh*t out of her!
/Tim Benzedrine
 
2013-10-26 03:44:21 PM

vossiewulf: Big horde

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fark you, Garrosh! What you've done to the beautiful Vale is a crime and you will be punished for it!
 
2013-10-26 06:26:12 PM
No mention of the poor little dog shown on the video trying to maneuver around the clutter. Mustn't be too fun for him either.  Although it doesn't seem like they are "animal hoarders" which is probably the worse kind of hoarding because those animals live wretched lives and are frequently too sick to be placed and many have to be put down.
 
2013-10-26 09:52:11 PM

i.dailymail.co.ukwww.fengapapit.com

 
2013-10-26 10:08:59 PM
Trust me, it is no fun having a hoarder as your mom & wearing a (above the knee) prosthesis. This is a fairly big house yet 70% of it is unusable/inaccessible because of the clutter. Once she passes away my solution to the clutter will probably involve a gallon of gasoline and a highway flare.
 
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