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dudemanbro: Because Jack is the only whiskey in a square bottle with a black label. Fark you Brown & Co. or Seagrams or whomever makes that crap now. Think I'll go get some Evan Williams just to piss you off. It is real bourbon after all, unlike Jack.
Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: HaywoodJablonski: You kids are so cute./Bunahabhain 18 pleaseThe problem with Scotch is that any Scotch I'd actually want to drink, I wouldn't want to have to pay for; and any Scotch I'd be willing to pay for I wouldn't want to have to drink!/cheap Bourbon is still good, and good Bourbon is still cheap
MrBallou: If they used a round bottle, they'd be open to similar complaints from dozens of other whiskey brands.Jack Daniels is swill only fit for mixing. George Dickel is the one you want for sipping.
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