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(KHOU Houston)   When a high school cheer squad put condoms in spirit bags given to the football team, players laughed, students laughed, and parents laughed. However, the school district did not laugh   (khou.com ) divider line
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2013-10-26 12:40:12 AM  

Dwight_Yeast: Satanic_Hamster: Heh.  Cheerleaders are sluts.  They were giving them to the football players because they were hoping to get hoe-rammed on the bus on the way back from the game.  The dirty, dirty sluts.

You know how the meaning of words change over time?  Well, in my lifetime, I'd really like to see "slut" lose its negative connotations.  I'm 35, so that's 60 years we've got to make this happen.

Honestly: what's wrong with being a "slut"?


In college I turned down girls who were straight-up just too skanky to touch. I refuse to accept I am some kind of oppressive bigot for having standards. But that's my personal preference and I'm entitled to it as long as I don't go around speaking out against promiscuity, right? I don't know.  Being too promiscuous has its negative consequences.
 
2013-10-26 12:42:17 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: heterosexual buttsex can all be completed condom-free with no risk of pregnancy


This isn't true at all. I remember hearing on Sue Johanson that anal can lead to pregnancy.
 
2013-10-26 01:30:46 AM  

Fafai: TuteTibiImperes: heterosexual buttsex can all be completed condom-free with no risk of pregnancy

This isn't true at all. I remember hearing on Sue Johanson that anal can lead to pregnancy.


butt babies...
 
2013-10-26 03:18:10 AM  

UNC_Samurai: Anne.Uumellmahaye: UNC_Samurai: As someone who lettered in both football AND cheerleading, I'd like to volunteer to coordinate the dump truck full of manure we're going to deposit on the front lawn of every worthless wankstain who has a problem with this.

/HS athletic department cameraman
//also lettered in both boys AND girls basketball

I'm sorry, is "lettered" a euphemism for something in this story?

Nope, I was given the jacket and everything. It's somewhere in my parents' attic.


I'm still struggling with this. Is being lettered an American term for being officially part of a team or something?
Or is it more like earning badges in the scouts?

/not snark, super serial question.
 
2013-10-26 03:32:30 AM  

Dwight_Yeast: Satanic_Hamster: Heh.  Cheerleaders are sluts.  They were giving them to the football players because they were hoping to get hoe-rammed on the bus on the way back from the game.  The dirty, dirty sluts.

You know how the meaning of words change over time?  Well, in my lifetime, I'd really like to see "slut" lose its negative connotations.  I'm 35, so that's 60 years we've got to make this happen.

Honestly: what's wrong with being a "slut"?


Not a thing, chicken wing.

Having children should be considered one of the more hazardously noble things one can do - and avoided by as much of the population as possible. Give every one of the students a condom every day if you have to, make sure they have them. Get the pill for men to be a thing already so we can exercise that patriarchy-acceptable alternative.
 
2013-10-26 07:35:19 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: Heh.  Cheerleaders are sluts.  They were giving them to the football players because they were hoping to get hoe-rammed on the bus on the way back from the game.  The dirty, dirty sluts.


Football teams and cheerleaders can exist in their own alternate reality as long as they want. I don't care what my shoe salesman did as a quarterback or whom he knocked up, I have my own getting laid to attend to.

Lawnchair: This is one place where I can't believe how much we've regressed as a society in the 20-odd years I've been paying attention.

In 2013, a 'progressive' big city district like Boston or Denver is looking to discreetly provide condoms through the nurses' office, "but not like a bowl of them or anything".

In 1993, my more-conservative-than-most middling-small-town western Kansas high school... had a big ol' bowl of condoms.

WTF America?


Look up Anthony Comstock for the ur-example of social regression; this is just another classic iteration of a generation freaking out and overreacting to their and their parents' excesses.
 
2013-10-26 07:59:40 AM  

Ostman: UNC_Samurai: Anne.Uumellmahaye: UNC_Samurai: As someone who lettered in both football AND cheerleading, I'd like to volunteer to coordinate the dump truck full of manure we're going to deposit on the front lawn of every worthless wankstain who has a problem with this.

/HS athletic department cameraman
//also lettered in both boys AND girls basketball

I'm sorry, is "lettered" a euphemism for something in this story?

Nope, I was given the jacket and everything. It's somewhere in my parents' attic.

I'm still struggling with this. Is being lettered an American term for being officially part of a team or something?
Or is it more like earning badges in the scouts?

/not snark, super serial question.


Oh, I see what you're asking.   This is the article you're looking for clarification from.  And yes, I'm pretty sure it's exclusively a North American concept.
 
2013-10-26 08:55:50 AM  
The problem is that area. It's super religious. According to most of the school board sex doesn't happen until the wedding night. And it only happens for the purpose of procreating
 
2013-10-26 09:08:38 AM  

Fafai: TuteTibiImperes: heterosexual buttsex can all be completed condom-free with no risk of pregnancy

This isn't true at all. I remember hearing on Sue Johanson that anal can lead to pregnancy.


Where do you think lawyers come from?
 
2013-10-26 10:45:21 AM  
People who try to make Maryville always have their detractors. [right thread this time]
 
2013-10-26 11:12:00 AM  
I am trying to figure out why anyone had a problem with this. Oh well.
 
2013-10-26 11:59:19 AM  
It's a nice thought but I would never use condoms that were handed to me by strangers. It's the kind of item where I actually check the box in the store for tampering before buying. Quality is a very big deal.
 
2013-10-26 01:23:50 PM  

Russ1642: It's a nice thought but I would never use condoms that were handed to me by strangers. It's the kind of item where I actually check the box in the store for tampering before buying. Quality is a very big deal.


Pretty good point.  <br><br>

A horrible prank would be to give them defective condoms!
 
2013-10-26 02:32:38 PM  
Well we knew they were going to get raped by the opposing team so we were trying to help!
 
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