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(KHOU Houston)   When a high school cheer squad put condoms in spirit bags given to the football team, players laughed, students laughed, and parents laughed. However, the school district did not laugh   (khou.com) divider line 64
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2013-10-25 09:15:40 PM  
Instead of arguing prank; make  the statement that one of the condoms in the sprit bags given to the HS Varsity football team in Texas before a homecoming dance prevented at least two peoples lives from changing drastically. That argument may have gather some support by some.
 
2013-10-25 09:28:31 PM  
I think this is a great idea. Sex is happening. Stop pretending it isn't.
 
2013-10-25 09:29:28 PM  
FTFA:  The district said in a statement that its discipline decisions are based on state law

Remember, boys and girls. You may think this is all madness, but...  THIS. IS. TEXAS
 
2013-10-25 09:34:08 PM  
I was benched. Senior year, homecoming. We were playing the Trojans and I made the banner that the football players break through onto the field. It said "Not even a Trojan can stop our guys from scoring."

Worth it, biatches.
 
2013-10-25 09:34:08 PM  
I hope the condom wrappers were printed with "Put a Tiger in your tank."
 
2013-10-25 09:34:31 PM  
Teenagers have sex , no matter how much some people what to stick their heads in the sand and deny it.
 
2013-10-25 09:34:49 PM  
Adults really need to stop pretending that teenagers aren't having sex.
 
2013-10-25 09:35:12 PM  
By God Texas!
 
2013-10-25 09:36:27 PM  
How dare they try to prevent AIDS! AIDS for everybody or GTFO!!!!
 
2013-10-25 09:37:41 PM  

eurotrader: Instead of arguing prank; make  the statement that one of the condoms in the sprit bags given to the HS Varsity football team in Texas before a homecoming dance prevented at least two peoples lives from changing drastically. That argument may have gather some support by some.


Not in Texas. In Texas the only thing necessary to prevent two teenagers from having a child is the lack of a wedding ring.

EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST WITCHCRAFT!!!!!!
 
2013-10-25 09:40:12 PM  
Remember HS Cheer Leaders, when that QB spirit comes flying into your vagina, you certainly don't want a condom in the way.
 
2013-10-25 09:40:18 PM  
Heh.  Cheerleaders are sluts.  They were giving them to the football players because they were hoping to get hoe-rammed on the bus on the way back from the game.  The dirty, dirty sluts.
 
2013-10-25 09:41:09 PM  

eurotrader: Instead of arguing prank; make  the statement that one of the condoms in the sprit bags given to the HS Varsity football team in Texas before a homecoming dance prevented at least two peoples lives from changing drastically. That argument may have gather some support by some.


Nadie_AZ: I think this is a great idea. Sex is happening. Stop pretending it isn't.


grimlock1972: Teenagers have sex , no matter how much some people what to stick their heads in the sand and deny it.


ReapTheChaos: Adults really need to stop pretending that teenagers aren't having sex.


Well....I guess there is no use .....OK.....We are done here...
 
2013-10-25 09:42:37 PM  

eurotrader: Instead of arguing prank; make  the statement that one of the condoms in the sprit bags given to the HS Varsity football team in Texas before a homecoming dance prevented at least two peoples lives from changing drastically. That argument may have gather some support by some.


Yeah it will make them grow up and miss out on a 17 year adolescence which is so super important.
 
2013-10-25 09:45:30 PM  
It's scary when the students have a more mature attitude about sex than the administrators.
 
2013-10-25 09:45:41 PM  
CConservative ideals thrive on the failures of girls to reach their full potential
 
2013-10-25 09:46:08 PM  
That's okay, they can laugh at the pregnant cheerleader at graduation.
 
2013-10-25 09:48:50 PM  

grimlock1972: Teenagers have sex


Go on...
 
2013-10-25 09:50:58 PM  
joking around

a simple joke

it was just a joke

it was a harmless joke

just thought it would be funny and meant no harm

did intend the whole thing as a joke


"Here's something that will prevent you from getting a girl pregnant or catching a disease and could potentially save your life. HA HA! Just kidding! We didn't actually expect you to USE them!"
 
2013-10-25 09:51:49 PM  

bingethinker: It's scary

encouraging when the students have a more mature attitude about sex than the administrators.

FTFY
 
2013-10-25 09:51:52 PM  
This is because school districts think they need to control every aspect of their pupils lives, even those aspects which have nothing to do with education.

Of course, they think this because we've put up with it.
 
2013-10-25 09:53:42 PM  

DubtodaIll: eurotrader: Instead of arguing prank; make  the statement that one of the condoms in the sprit bags given to the HS Varsity football team in Texas before a homecoming dance prevented at least two peoples lives from changing drastically. That argument may have gather some support by some.

Yeah it will make them grow up and miss out on a 17 year adolescence which is so super important.


Are you actually arguing in favor of teen pregnancy as a means of encouraging maturity?
 
2013-10-25 10:01:25 PM  

Nadie_AZ: I think this is a great idea. Sex is happening. Stop pretending it isn't.


Not our innocent little children. They have no knowledge of such things.
 
2013-10-25 10:02:21 PM  
Don't Cheerleaders give BJs anymore?  I am so disappoint
 
2013-10-25 10:12:21 PM  

BillyRayBob: Don't Cheerleaders give BJs anymore?  I am so disappoint


Not homecoming week the braces don't come off until right before prom
 
2013-10-25 10:12:40 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: DubtodaIll: eurotrader: Instead of arguing prank; make  the statement that one of the condoms in the sprit bags given to the HS Varsity football team in Texas before a homecoming dance prevented at least two peoples lives from changing drastically. That argument may have gather some support by some.

Yeah it will make them grow up and miss out on a 17 year adolescence which is so super important.

Are you actually arguing in favor of teen pregnancy as a means of encouraging maturity?


At the very least it'll give those sluts the comeuppance they deserve, amirite?
 
2013-10-25 10:15:37 PM  
This is one place where I can't believe how much we've regressed as a society in the 20-odd years I've been paying attention.

In 2013, a 'progressive' big city district like Boston or Denver is looking to discreetly provide condoms through the nurses' office, "but not like a bowl of them or anything".

In 1993, my more-conservative-than-most middling-small-town western Kansas high school... had a big ol' bowl of condoms.

WTF America?
 
2013-10-25 10:15:59 PM  
Yup take away the condoms and that will stop kids from having sex alright
 
2013-10-25 10:16:07 PM  
Bu Bu Bu..Small government!?!?!
 
2013-10-25 10:17:58 PM  
twoheadednerd.com
 
2013-10-25 10:19:34 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Heh.  Cheerleaders are sluts.  They were giving them to the football players because they were hoping to get hoe-rammed on the bus on the way back from the game.  The dirty, dirty sluts.


You know how the meaning of words change over time?  Well, in my lifetime, I'd really like to see "slut" lose its negative connotations.  I'm 35, so that's 60 years we've got to make this happen.

Honestly: what's wrong with being a "slut"?
 
2013-10-25 10:20:32 PM  
"Spirit bags"? Is this a "thing"?
 
2013-10-25 10:21:24 PM  

groppet: Yup take away the condoms and that will stop kids from having sex alright


Well, obviously they just don't want them having heterosexual vaginal sex.  Gay and lesbian sex, or heterosexual buttsex can all be completed condom-free with no risk of pregnancy (though I suppose the risk of STDs still remains).

/hehe, buttsex
 
2013-10-25 10:23:13 PM  

Epicanis: "Spirit bags"? Is this a "thing"?


Re: cheerleaders.
 
2013-10-25 10:23:39 PM  
God forbid it weren't a joke and someone practiced safe sex!

These are the main tools used to prevent the spread of HIV, and they act like it's nuclear waste material.
 
2013-10-25 10:23:43 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: You know how the meaning of words change over time?  Well, in my lifetime, I'd really like to see "slut" lose its negative connotations.  I'm 35, so that's 60 years we've got to make this happen.

Honestly: what's wrong with being a "slut"?


Because they're WHORES.  Dirty dirty WHORES.
 
2013-10-25 10:27:44 PM  
As someone who lettered in both football AND cheerleading, I'd like to volunteer to coordinate the dump truck full of manure we're going to deposit on the front lawn of every worthless wankstain who has a problem with this.

/HS athletic department cameraman
//also lettered in both boys AND girls basketball
 
2013-10-25 10:38:59 PM  
We've got spirit
yes we do
we've got spirit
ooohh my god I'm coooming
 
2013-10-25 10:48:20 PM  
images.moviepostershop.com
 
2013-10-25 10:49:33 PM  

UNC_Samurai: As someone who lettered in both football AND cheerleading, I'd like to volunteer to coordinate the dump truck full of manure we're going to deposit on the front lawn of every worthless wankstain who has a problem with this.

/HS athletic department cameraman
//also lettered in both boys AND girls basketball


I'm sorry, is "lettered" a euphemism for something in this story?
 
2013-10-25 10:51:09 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: Satanic_Hamster: Heh.  Cheerleaders are sluts.  They were giving them to the football players because they were hoping to get hoe-rammed on the bus on the way back from the game.  The dirty, dirty sluts.

You know how the meaning of words change over time?  Well, in my lifetime, I'd really like to see "slut" lose its negative connotations.  I'm 35, so that's 60 years we've got to make this happen.

Honestly: what's wrong with being a "slut"?


Nothing. Especially when someone wants to be your slut. ;) That being said, people who use "slut" in a negative way are usually guys that want to sleep with a certain girl and know they have no chance or girls that are jealous of another girl for getting some. I was a proud slut when I was single, lol. Now I'm a proud, committed slut.

/Condoms should be mandatory in high school
 
2013-10-25 11:10:21 PM  
Why did all those people laugh? Were they really, really funny condoms or something?
 
2013-10-25 11:28:19 PM  

Trashy: [twoheadednerd.com image 512x358]


Holy shiat! I loved this series.. (MSG'd is still my favourite though)

Seriously, sex happens. Even without this whole condoms in "Spirit" Bags ordeal, people still have sex. At least with these condoms, we can hope that they be safe.
 
2013-10-25 11:49:36 PM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: UNC_Samurai: As someone who lettered in both football AND cheerleading, I'd like to volunteer to coordinate the dump truck full of manure we're going to deposit on the front lawn of every worthless wankstain who has a problem with this.

/HS athletic department cameraman
//also lettered in both boys AND girls basketball

I'm sorry, is "lettered" a euphemism for something in this story?


Nope, I was given the jacket and everything. It's somewhere in my parents' attic.
 
2013-10-26 12:01:04 AM  
When my mother found my condoms I was in grade 11, she was looking for my keys to move my car.  She had snuck into my room because I had worked a morning shift and she didn't want to wake me.  I woke up and saw her put the box back. She saw I was awake and asked me where my keys were. She never mentioned the condoms to me once.  If anything she looked relieved.  I don't understand how any parent could feel anything other than relief or pride that their children had listened to them when they had 'the talk'.
 
2013-10-26 12:06:45 AM  
Huh.  We always just made them cookies.
 
xcv
2013-10-26 12:10:43 AM  

Lawnchair: This is one place where I can't believe how much we've regressed as a society in the 20-odd years I've been paying attention.

In 2013, a 'progressive' big city district like Boston or Denver is looking to discreetly provide condoms through the nurses' office, "but not like a bowl of them or anything".

In 1993, my more-conservative-than-most middling-small-town western Kansas high school... had a big ol' bowl of condoms.

WTF America?


NYC gives out condoms and Plan B morning after pills and possibly birth control pills through in-school clinics, parents have to opt-out to prevent their kids from having access.
 
2013-10-26 12:13:47 AM  

xcv: Lawnchair: This is one place where I can't believe how much we've regressed as a society in the 20-odd years I've been paying attention.

In 2013, a 'progressive' big city district like Boston or Denver is looking to discreetly provide condoms through the nurses' office, "but not like a bowl of them or anything".

In 1993, my more-conservative-than-most middling-small-town western Kansas high school... had a big ol' bowl of condoms.

WTF America?

NYC gives out condoms and Plan B morning after pills and possibly birth control pills through in-school clinics, parents have to opt-out to prevent their kids from having access.


I have a hard time opting in for things that benefit me because I hate filling out forms. Any person that can go through that BS to deprive their child of sexual health is a douchebag.
 
2013-10-26 12:29:34 AM  
Frankly, it's just inappropriate. And to be fair, I'd have the same opinion of they put peanut butter and crackers in the spirit bags for the girls softball team.

/it's what a redneck joker said he kept on the bedroom nightstand...for clearing out post-cunnilingus throat pubes.
 
xcv
2013-10-26 12:30:49 AM  

Egoy3k: xcv: Lawnchair: This is one place where I can't believe how much we've regressed as a society in the 20-odd years I've been paying attention.

In 2013, a 'progressive' big city district like Boston or Denver is looking to discreetly provide condoms through the nurses' office, "but not like a bowl of them or anything".

In 1993, my more-conservative-than-most middling-small-town western Kansas high school... had a big ol' bowl of condoms.

WTF America?

NYC gives out condoms and Plan B morning after pills and possibly birth control pills through in-school clinics, parents have to opt-out to prevent their kids from having access.

I have a hard time opting in for things that benefit me because I hate filling out forms. Any person that can go through that BS to deprive their child of sexual health is a douchebag.


I don't think the opting out was very popular. It did bring out some loons though crying about a plot to sterilize and genocide the community.
 
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