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(Time)   Problem: Virginia DMV won't process your proof-of-insurance sent via mail, and you can't drive in to deliver it in person. Boring solution: A friend can drive you. Best solution: Saddle up and ride 'em, cowgirl   (newsfeed.time.com) divider line 58
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7072 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Oct 2013 at 9:39 PM (44 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-25 09:42:05 PM
I want to be a cowboy.
And she could be my cowgirl.
 
2013-10-25 09:42:48 PM
WOW first one to comment!!! what to do what to do.. such responsibility.   OK got it.  I am selling a flute on Ebay.   No not really but we are trying to make this a thing, a euphemism
 
2013-10-25 09:43:23 PM
NOOOOOO delete that Jason!!
 
2013-10-25 09:43:47 PM

aoktrouble: WOW first one to comment!!! what to do what to do.. such responsibility.   OK got it.  I am selling a flute on Ebay.   No not really but we are trying to make this a thing, a euphemism


Registered on 2007? That was a surprise.
 
2013-10-25 09:43:57 PM

aoktrouble: WOW first one to comment!!! what to do what to do.. such responsibility.   OK got it.  I am selling a flute on Ebay.   No not really but we are trying to make this a thing, a euphemism


nelsonhaha.png
 
2013-10-25 09:44:25 PM

aoktrouble: NOOOOOO delete that Jason!!


Heh.  No.
 
2013-10-25 09:44:41 PM
was it reverse cowboy?
 
2013-10-25 09:45:21 PM
i1.ytimg.com

Approves.

aoktrouble: WOW first one to comment!!! what to do what to do.. such responsibility.   OK got it.  I am selling a flute on Ebay.   No not really but we are trying to make this a thing, a euphemism


fail
 
2013-10-25 09:47:31 PM

aoktrouble: WOW first one to comment!!! what to do what to do.. such responsibility.   OK got it.  I am selling a flute on Ebay.   No not really but we are trying to make this a thing, a euphemism


silly rabbit!
 
2013-10-25 09:49:54 PM

JasonOfOrillia: aoktrouble: NOOOOOO delete that Jason!!

Heh.  No.


Thread done
/you win 1 internet
 
2013-10-25 09:50:00 PM
Good thing she doesn't live in CA: Qualifications for License as Horse Owner.
 
2013-10-25 09:50:37 PM
I prefer reverse cowgirl.
 
2013-10-25 09:51:08 PM
They don't have taxi cabs where she lives?
 
2013-10-25 09:51:08 PM

aoktrouble: WOW first one to comment!!! what to do what to do.. such responsibility.   OK got it.  I am selling a flute on Ebay.   No not really but we are trying to make this a thing, a euphemism


Wow. People still try this on Fark.  And you've been here long enough to know better.  This is even more cliché than the subby outing himself.

/subby
 
2013-10-25 09:52:06 PM
The irony and the hate.  It burns.  Why no one smile at me?
 
2013-10-25 09:52:15 PM
Someone smarter than me please post the relevant music video by the Rubberbandits
 
2013-10-25 09:53:02 PM
Yeah I'm sure that really showed them.
 
2013-10-25 09:53:58 PM
timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com

What a horse may look like.


media.star-telegram.com

What the woman and her horse may actually look like, you lazy farks.
 
2013-10-25 09:54:12 PM
And to think, if it wasn't for her horse she wouldn't have spent that year in college.
 
2013-10-25 09:54:50 PM
 
2013-10-25 10:02:43 PM

aoktrouble: WOW first one to comment!!! what to do what to do.. such responsibility.   OK got it.  I am selling a flute on Ebay.   No not really but we are trying to make this a thing, a euphemism


Get a Total Fark account and you can be the Boobieser all the time.
 
2013-10-25 10:04:00 PM
Fed up with this bad DMV
Sue Ellen just yelled with fury:
I'll go on my horse
To demand recourse!
Now where is my prized SJP?!
 
2013-10-25 10:06:22 PM

fusillade762: What the woman and her horse may actually look like, you lazy farks.


Hey now! That horse has cool socks.
 
2013-10-25 10:06:34 PM

fusillade762: [timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com image 360x240]

What a horse may look like.


[media.star-telegram.com image 610x406]

What the woman and her horse may actually look like, you lazy farks.


I'd let her ride me, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
 
2013-10-25 10:08:43 PM

BakaDono: aoktrouble: WOW first one to comment!!! what to do what to do.. such responsibility.   OK got it.  I am selling a flute on Ebay.   No not really but we are trying to make this a thing, a euphemism

Wow. People still try this on Fark.  And you've been here long enough to know better.  This is even more cliché than the subby outing himself.

/subby


Some people are really into getting the Boobies!
 
2013-10-25 10:10:26 PM

fusillade762: [timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com image 360x240]

What a horse may look like.



Wait, THAT is a horse?  OMG!
 
2013-10-25 10:12:03 PM
I hold a special hatred for the Virginia DMV. They never tell you what docs you need, so you end up coming back 3 times to take care of something simple.
time 1: "it hasn't been transfered into our system yet"
time 2: "oh, you need to do x, y, and z, before you come here for that"
time 3: "sir, please put down the detonator... yes sir, I can see you're upset. lets just get this processed for you"
 
2013-10-25 10:14:23 PM

Triumph: fusillade762: What the woman and her horse may actually look like, you lazy farks.

Hey now! That horse has cool socks.


Sorry, the "lazy farks" was aimed at whoever edits that website.
 
2013-10-25 10:15:02 PM

xanadian: BakaDono: aoktrouble: WOW first one to comment!!! what to do what to do.. such responsibility.   OK got it.  I am selling a flute on Ebay.   No not really but we are trying to make this a thing, a euphemism

Wow. People still try this on Fark.  And you've been here long enough to know better.  This is even more cliché than the subby outing himself.

/subby

Some people are really into getting the Boobies!


I know I am!
 
2013-10-25 10:15:24 PM

ChubbyTiger: fusillade762: [timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com image 360x240]

What a horse may look like.


[media.star-telegram.com image 610x406]

What the woman and her horse may actually look like, you lazy farks.

I'd let her ride me, if you know what I mean and I think you do.


Are you talking about penis in vagina sexual intercourse?
 
2013-10-25 10:18:01 PM
I had fun with the DMV about a year and a half ago.  I'd bought a vehicle and there was a typo on the title.  (Country of origin code was clearly wrong.)  Things started out fine with the DMV giving me a temp permit good for 30 days.  I brought the vehicle in for inspection and they verified the VIN, corrected the title, and all was good.  Got my new title in the mail and thought I was set.  Then I got a letter from the DMV saying my registration was going to be suspended in 3 days because there was no record of insurance for my VIN.  Of course it was the incorrect VIN that had no record of insurance.  Not sure how I'm supposed to insure a vehicle that doesn't exist.

Called my insurance agent and he said the suspension wouldn't trigger a rate hike on my account but I'd be screwed if I tried to insure another vehicle or change insurance companies.  Called the DMV and the agent said, "Wow.  I've never seen this before."  My plate was tied to both VINs and, if I were to get pulled over, my vehicle would be impounded even tho the correct VIN showed a valid insurance policy.  There was nothing he could do over the phone.  Email our "VIP" account and they can help you.  I emailed them twice with zero response.  Finally went to the DMV (in one of my other vehicles) even though I'd been instructed in the letter that I couldn't resolve this at a DMV office.  The guy happened to be the same one who did my VIN verification.  He checked and couldn't find any record of my registration being suspended and said I was good to go.  He didn't understand why I got no response to my emails because they're required to respond within 48 hours even if it's just to say they're still looking into the problem.

Thanks, DMV.  Fark up.  Fark up while fixing the fark up.  Then don't bother to tell me you've fixed the fallout from your fark ups so I leave a perfectly legal vehicle stashed in my garage for a month.  If I was some prole with only one vehicle to get to my McJob, that could have really messed up my life.  Get pulled over, ride's impounded, can't get to work, get fired, don't have the money to get my car out of impound, can't pay the rent, etc.
 
2013-10-25 10:20:46 PM

The_Original_Roxtar: "oh, you need to do x, y, and z, before you come here for that"


My experience with the DMV has been: you can't do x until you do y. But in order to do y, you need to first do z; but you can't do z without x.
 
2013-10-25 10:22:39 PM
She should be wearing a helmet.
 
2013-10-25 10:28:28 PM

fusillade762: Triumph: fusillade762: What the woman and her horse may actually look like, you lazy farks.

Hey now! That horse has cool socks.

Sorry, the "lazy farks" was aimed at whoever edits that website.


And my "hey now" was aimed at the girl.
 
2013-10-25 10:38:28 PM

fusillade762: xanadian: BakaDono: aoktrouble: WOW first one to comment!!! what to do what to do.. such responsibility.   OK got it.  I am selling a flute on Ebay.   No not really but we are trying to make this a thing, a euphemism

Wow. People still try this on Fark.  And you've been here long enough to know better.  This is even more cliché than the subby outing himself.

/subby

Some people are really into getting the Boobies!

I know I am!


Me too!
 
2013-10-25 10:38:44 PM
Drive the car if you get pulled over, Mam your licenses is suspended for not having insurance. Here is my insurance officer. Please explain to me why my licenses is suspended again?
 
2013-10-25 10:41:11 PM
All DMVs everywhere: fark you and the horse you rode in on.

/The gal who worked at that one in VA must have been a furry.
 
2013-10-25 10:49:22 PM
This will get her internet famous for a week, then everyone (including the DMV) will forget about it and move on.
 
2013-10-25 10:56:06 PM
Maybe it's because I live in Texas, but people riding horses for transportation doesn't seem like that big of a deal to me.
 
2013-10-25 11:07:29 PM

serial_crusher: Maybe it's because I live in Texas, but people riding horses for transportation doesn't seem like that big of a deal to me.


Where in the name of Satan do you live? The boondocks? I live in Texas and horses are not at all common a sight where I live, them mechanized wagons yes, but not horses.
 
2013-10-25 11:08:12 PM

jtown: Get pulled over, ride's impounded, can't get to work, get fired, don't have the money to get my car out of impound, can't pay the rent, etc.


Yeah but that would only happen in a poor or very corrupt country.
 
2013-10-25 11:19:29 PM
ehh.... this goes along with my "only break one law at a time" moto.

Just drive the dumb car to the DMV, even if it's not legal.  Don't do it drunk.  Don't run a red light.  Don't have a pound of weed with you.  Don't go banging hookers on the way.

Just drive there, settle the issue and be done.

Then, crack a beer in the parking lot and enjoy your road apple on the way home.
 
2013-10-25 11:49:57 PM

Satanic_Hamster: And to think, if it wasn't for her horse she wouldn't have spent that year in college.


derpicdn.net

Or the variation on the theme:

Q: What's the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and Applejack?
A: One's an two-dimensional horse and the one in the kid's cartoon is a workaholic career girl.
 
2013-10-25 11:57:21 PM

Satanic_Hamster: And to think, if it wasn't for her horse she wouldn't have spent that year in college.


img.fark.net
 
2013-10-26 12:19:22 AM
Spend all her money on absolutely nothing don't need no man to buy her any thang.
 
2013-10-26 12:30:48 AM

Triumph: fusillade762: Triumph: fusillade762: What the woman and her horse may actually look like, you lazy farks.

Hey now! That horse has cool socks.

Sorry, the "lazy farks" was aimed at whoever edits that website.

And my "hey now" was aimed at the girl.


Hay now?
 
2013-10-26 01:08:56 AM
In California they have these things called computers that automatically send insurance info to DMV.
 
2013-10-26 02:32:38 AM
Best comment FTA: Hope the horse left a road apple in the DMV parking lot...

That would have been great.
 
2013-10-26 02:58:28 AM

Twilight Farkle: Satanic_Hamster: And to think, if it wasn't for her horse she wouldn't have spent that year in college.

[derpicdn.net image 215x512]

Or the variation on the theme:

Q: What's the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and Applejack?
A: One's an two-dimensional horse and the one in the kid's cartoon is a workaholic career girl.


Why the long face?
 
2013-10-26 05:59:27 AM

Nhojwolfe: Drive the car if you get pulled over, Mam your licenses is suspended for not having insurance. Here is my insurance officer. Please explain to me why my licenses is suspended again?


My experience, cops hate the DMV as much as you do.  If you have any paperwork to show than that indicates you're trying to resolve a problem, they'll let you go.
 
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