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(CNN)   Good things to sell by the dozen; beer, cookies, muffins. Bad things to sell by the dozen; the virginities of your daughters   (cnn.com) divider line 59
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2013-10-25 09:33:22 PM
well played, sir.

images.wikia.com
 
2013-10-25 09:44:15 PM
Oh, and eggs.  You can get eggs by the dozen, and eggs are delicious.

Especially scottish eggs.
 
2013-10-25 09:57:41 PM
Like a virgin, sold for the very first time...
 
2013-10-25 11:01:47 PM
This has been a long standing, horrible practice for years in Colombia.

Unfortunately age of consent in Colombia is 14 and not unfortunately whoring is legal.
 
2013-10-25 11:05:34 PM
Interested
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-10-25 11:06:20 PM
Virginity trifecta in effect?
 
2013-10-25 11:06:23 PM
I'll take a bakers dozen please.
 
2013-10-25 11:07:25 PM
newlin-deschler.com
 
2013-10-25 11:11:14 PM
I just read the article from La Semana, a Colombian publication, and it had more depth than the CNN one.  She was whoring them out for years for between 100-150 bucks a pop, often getting them liquored up and drugged.

It is quite common for hookers to take klonopin on top a couple of drinks to "get in the mood" in Colombia.

The lady has a total of 14 kids which might or might not be hers.  Plenty of Colombian women take in tons of foster kids to get the state paycheck and then whore them out.
 
2013-10-25 11:17:17 PM
The only question here is if you start with the oldest and go younger one by one, or vice-verse.
 
2013-10-25 11:22:40 PM
Wait, so is the sale over or not? Can I get one on laid away?
 
2013-10-25 11:32:29 PM
Why do (some) guys even like that kind of thing? It doesn't seem quite like a fetish as barely legal porn seems to be relatively popular. I've had guys want me to wear pigtails, call them Daddy and call me baby. Why? It's creepy as shiat and guess what, I don't want to fark my dad, thanks.
 
2013-10-25 11:32:42 PM

HotWingAgenda: Wait, so is the sale over or not? Can I get one on laid away?


The youngest daughter would've been available in three years if the business wasn't shut down.  Why don't you have a seat right over there till another is found?
 
2013-10-25 11:33:09 PM

theflatline: Unfortunately age of consent in Colombia is 14


Why is this unfortunate?

Sex naturally happens around that time. Often, earlier. Famed director Kevin Smith lost his virginity at 12 to a girl of 14 who was not a virgin. He turned out fine. She as well, according to him. That's not an uncommon story.

What's unfortunate is that any mother could sell her kids into prostitution. That's what's farked up here. Hangin's too good for her. Burnin's too good for her. They oughta tear her apart with their bear hands.

i48.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-25 11:37:34 PM
fc08.deviantart.net
 
2013-10-26 12:00:13 AM

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Why do (some) guys even like that kind of thing? It doesn't seem quite like a fetish as barely legal porn seems to be relatively popular. I've had guys want me to wear pigtails, call them Daddy and call me baby. Why? It's creepy as shiat and guess what, I don't want to fark my dad, thanks.


That just meas you don't have daddy issues. Congratulations.
 
2013-10-26 12:09:14 AM
Good lord! I hope none of the kids inherited her looks. If so, that would certainly be a flawed business model for prostitution.
 
2013-10-26 12:15:27 AM

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Why do (some) guys even like that kind of thing? It doesn't seem quite like a fetish as barely legal porn seems to be relatively popular. I've had guys want me to wear pigtails, call them Daddy and call me baby. Why? It's creepy as shiat and guess what, I don't want to fark my dad, thanks.


As a man who likes mature women and married a woman a couple of years older than myself, I have my ideas about this. Basically I think these men are either afraid of unbridled female sexuality or they're jealous or resent it because it has bigger/deeper potential for pleasure than a man's sexuality, but not in terms of libido or hunger. So we want it more, but we think we'll never experience the peak of a woman's sexual pleasure. Some guys feel like they get the short end of that stick.

But instead of growing up and pushing themselves to grow by exploring their sexual potential and striving to reach and share in those same heights, they take the easy route and settle for purely physical/visual sex that is just "good enough" to get them off (a lot of men only care about acheiving orgasm and think everything else is just there to arouse them enough to reach that point). Sexually speaking, these guys stopped maturing at adolescence and they're trying to keep their women right there with them because they wouldn't know what to do with a strong sexual woman who knows what she wants and nor would they want to. Sex for them is just a way to get their rocks off, they aren't interested in pleasing a partner and they're especially not up to the daunting task of trying to pleasure someone who has surpassed them sexually.
 
2013-10-26 12:17:04 AM

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Why do (some) guys even like that kind of thing? It doesn't seem quite like a fetish as barely legal porn seems to be relatively popular. I've had guys want me to wear pigtails, call them Daddy and call me baby. Why? It's creepy as shiat and guess what, I don't want to fark my dad, thanks.


I'd say it's an extreme version (without of course crossing the pedo line) of guys wanting younger women which has been going on throughout history. Even in high school, you see a lot of seniors going for freshmen girls. Of course, not all guys are like that (I've always prefered older women myself). Also, there's the whole forbidden fruit thing.
 
2013-10-26 12:43:08 AM
Daddy needed money so he put her on the street. Everything was going fine until the day she met me
 
2013-10-26 12:50:23 AM
When Zapata was standing in front of the cameras Wednesday, one of the reporters shouted a question to her: "Did you prostitute your daughters?" She answered: "No, my darling."

Note to self:  Think of less creepier way of answering press questions.
 
2013-10-26 12:55:15 AM

trippycrazy12: I'd say it's an extreme version (without of course crossing the pedo line) of guys wanting younger women which has been going on throughout history. Even in high school, you see a lot of seniors going for freshmen girls. Of course, not all guys are like that (I've always prefered older women myself). Also, there's the whole forbidden fruit thing.


It's more than the forbidden fruit thing because women and young girls often go after older guys. Generally the excuse used for so many females dating older guys is that women mature faster, but i'm not sure anyone believes that.

Evolutionary biologists and anthropologists would probably claim it has something to do with survival and fertility. Women have a more difficult time conceiving past a certain age, so older men are inclined to the younger more fertile partners. And women would be attracted to any influence or power an older man had compared to younger males.
 
2013-10-26 12:57:29 AM

J. Frank Parnell: trippycrazy12: I'd say it's an extreme version (without of course crossing the pedo line) of guys wanting younger women which has been going on throughout history. Even in high school, you see a lot of seniors going for freshmen girls. Of course, not all guys are like that (I've always prefered older women myself). Also, there's the whole forbidden fruit thing.

It's more than the forbidden fruit thing because women and young girls often go after older guys. Generally the excuse used for so many females dating older guys is that women mature faster, but i'm not sure anyone believes that.

Evolutionary biologists and anthropologists would probably claim it has something to do with survival and fertility. Women have a more difficult time conceiving past a certain age, so older men are inclined to the younger more fertile partners. And women would be attracted to any influence or power an older man had compared to younger males.


Should note this does not account for pedophilia, which is unnatural by any biological or ethical standards.
 
2013-10-26 01:00:21 AM

trappedspirit: When Zapata was standing in front of the cameras Wednesday, one of the reporters shouted a question to her: "Did you prostitute your daughters?" She answered: "No, my darling."

Note to self:  Think of less creepier way of answering press questions.


Follow up note: don't do creepy shiat that would put you in the position to be answering such questions at a press conference.
 
2013-10-26 01:03:03 AM
This is just messed up and I'm NRTFA or the farking thread.
Goobye Cruel World - Pink Floyd
 
2013-10-26 01:18:37 AM
media.steampowered.com

I'll take eight!
 
2013-10-26 01:27:51 AM

Anne.Uumellmahaye: trappedspirit: When Zapata was standing in front of the cameras Wednesday, one of the reporters shouted a question to her: "Did you prostitute your daughters?" She answered: "No, my darling."

Note to self:  Think of less creepier way of answering press questions.

Follow up note: don't do creepy shiat that would put you in the position to be answering such questions at a press conference.


Oh, right, that.

/please plug in your sarcasm meter to the nearest USB recharge port
 
2013-10-26 01:35:08 AM

trippycrazy12: Anne.Uumellmahaye: Why do (some) guys even like that kind of thing? It doesn't seem quite like a fetish as barely legal porn seems to be relatively popular. I've had guys want me to wear pigtails, call them Daddy and call me baby. Why? It's creepy as shiat and guess what, I don't want to fark my dad, thanks.

I'd say it's an extreme version (without of course crossing the pedo line) of guys wanting younger women which has been going on throughout history. Even in high school, you see a lot of seniors going for freshmen girls. Of course, not all guys are like that (I've always prefered older women myself). Also, there's the whole forbidden fruit thing.


Mary was, what, 12 or 14 when The Lord came unto her?

Married to, like, an 80 year old, I might add.

What's that say?
 
2013-10-26 01:42:30 AM

J. Frank Parnell: J. Frank Parnell: trippycrazy12: I'd say it's an extreme version (without of course crossing the pedo line) of guys wanting younger women which has been going on throughout history. Even in high school, you see a lot of seniors going for freshmen girls. Of course, not all guys are like that (I've always prefered older women myself). Also, there's the whole forbidden fruit thing.

It's more than the forbidden fruit thing because women and young girls often go after older guys. Generally the excuse used for so many females dating older guys is that women mature faster, but i'm not sure anyone believes that.

Evolutionary biologists and anthropologists would probably claim it has something to do with survival and fertility. Women have a more difficult time conceiving past a certain age, so older men are inclined to the younger more fertile partners. And women would be attracted to any influence or power an older man had compared to younger males.

Should note this does not account for pedophilia, which is unnatural by any biological or ethical standards.


Hmm. I recall some tribal cultures where the boys must fark an older woman as a coming of age thing.

I'm reminded of it whenever I see yet another high school teacher boffs her student thread.

But, see, even there, there seems to be a disconnect. Boys are supposed to get experience, while female virginity has pretty much always been rather valuable.
 
2013-10-26 01:46:28 AM

Fafai: Anne.Uumellmahaye: Why do (some) guys even like that kind of thing? It doesn't seem quite like a fetish as barely legal porn seems to be relatively popular. I've had guys want me to wear pigtails, call them Daddy and call me baby. Why? It's creepy as shiat and guess what, I don't want to fark my dad, thanks.

As a man who likes mature women and married a woman a couple of years older than myself, I have my ideas about this. Basically I think these men are either afraid of unbridled female sexuality or they're jealous or resent it because it has bigger/deeper potential for pleasure than a man's sexuality, but not in terms of libido or hunger. So we want it more, but we think we'll never experience the peak of a woman's sexual pleasure. Some guys feel like they get the short end of that stick.

But instead of growing up and pushing themselves to grow by exploring their sexual potential and striving to reach and share in those same heights, they take the easy route and settle for purely physical/visual sex that is just "good enough" to get them off (a lot of men only care about acheiving orgasm and think everything else is just there to arouse them enough to reach that point). Sexually speaking, these guys stopped maturing at adolescence and they're trying to keep their women right there with them because they wouldn't know what to do with a strong sexual woman who knows what she wants and nor would they want to. Sex for them is just a way to get their rocks off, they aren't interested in pleasing a partner and they're especially not up to the daunting task of trying to pleasure someone who has surpassed them sexually.


Well... I don't know. Seems kind of like a self-serving answer, doesn't it?

I know, dickish response, I don't mean to be a dick. It's just that you start out saying that you, yourself, are only attracted to older "mature" women. Then you conclude that the desire to date (or appear to date) much younger women results from male insecurity/inadequacy.

Also, your answer is a little too Freudian for me. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, after all.

/I've dated women both older and much younger. Never had a problem keeping up, sexually, with any of them. Never felt intimidated, either.
//the "forbidden fruit" theories might be more on track. Or men just wanting to feel powerful, to play a role of authority.
///I'd bet there are several and diverse factors at play.
 
2013-10-26 01:55:19 AM
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/08/16/AR2010 081602839.html

"A growing number of Chinese women -- mostly in their 20s and about to get married -- are opting for a surgical procedure called "hymen restoration," which returns the hymen to its condition before it was ruptured, which typically occurs during first sexual contact but can also happen while playing sports or doing other strenuous activities."

It's ... Well, not funny, but it's something.

My wife, who is Chinese, was slut shamed by her college roommates for admitting she wasn't a virgin. Neither were they, of course, but you can't admit that! You're supposed to be a virgin until you get married, that's what the guys demand, or something.

But it wasn't the guys shaming her for not being... Conservative enough? It was other women.

And does anyone think that abstinence only sex ed has any other goal? Or, the whole idea that sex should have consequences for the woman. You have to keep that baby!

It comes from this "women should be virginal" ideal.
 
2013-10-26 01:59:05 AM

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Why do (some) guys even like that kind of thing? It doesn't seem quite like a fetish as barely legal porn seems to be relatively popular. I've had guys want me to wear pigtails, call them Daddy and call me baby. Why? It's creepy as shiat and guess what, I don't want to fark my dad, thanks.


Not to mention, why does anyone (male or female) want to have sex with a virgin? Unless it's for religious reasons why would you want someone who basically has no clue what they're doing?
 
2013-10-26 02:02:05 AM

brimed03: Fafai: Anne.Uumellmahaye: Why do (some) guys even like that kind of thing? It doesn't seem quite like a fetish as barely legal porn seems to be relatively popular. I've had guys want me to wear pigtails, call them Daddy and call me baby. Why? It's creepy as shiat and guess what, I don't want to fark my dad, thanks.

As a man who likes mature women and married a woman a couple of years older than myself, I have my ideas about this. Basically I think these men are either afraid of unbridled female sexuality or they're jealous or resent it because it has bigger/deeper potential for pleasure than a man's sexuality, but not in terms of libido or hunger. So we want it more, but we think we'll never experience the peak of a woman's sexual pleasure. Some guys feel like they get the short end of that stick.

But instead of growing up and pushing themselves to grow by exploring their sexual potential and striving to reach and share in those same heights, they take the easy route and settle for purely physical/visual sex that is just "good enough" to get them off (a lot of men only care about acheiving orgasm and think everything else is just there to arouse them enough to reach that point). Sexually speaking, these guys stopped maturing at adolescence and they're trying to keep their women right there with them because they wouldn't know what to do with a strong sexual woman who knows what she wants and nor would they want to. Sex for them is just a way to get their rocks off, they aren't interested in pleasing a partner and they're especially not up to the daunting task of trying to pleasure someone who has surpassed them sexually.

Well... I don't know. Seems kind of like a self-serving answer, doesn't it?

I know, dickish response, I don't mean to be a dick. It's just that you start out saying that you, yourself, are only attracted to older "mature" women. Then you conclude that the desire to date (or appear to date) much younger women results from male insecurity/inadequacy.

Also, your answer is a little too Freudian for me. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, after all.

/I've dated women both older and much younger. Never had a problem keeping up, sexually, with any of them. Never felt intimidated, either.
//the "forbidden fruit" theories might be more on track. Or men just wanting to feel powerful, to play a role of authority.
///I'd bet there are several and diverse factors at play.


I just think it has more to do with "ownership" than it has to do with sex.

Why did we go West? Ripe, virgin territory, just waiting to be conquered.
 
2013-10-26 02:02:50 AM

miss diminutive: Anne.Uumellmahaye: Why do (some) guys even like that kind of thing? It doesn't seem quite like a fetish as barely legal porn seems to be relatively popular. I've had guys want me to wear pigtails, call them Daddy and call me baby. Why? It's creepy as shiat and guess what, I don't want to fark my dad, thanks.

Not to mention, why does anyone (male or female) want to have sex with a virgin? Unless it's for religious reasons why would you want someone who basically has no clue what they're doing?


To boldly go where no man has gone before.
 
2013-10-26 02:05:56 AM
media.screened.com
 
2013-10-26 02:11:24 AM

miss diminutive: Anne.Uumellmahaye: Why do (some) guys even like that kind of thing? It doesn't seem quite like a fetish as barely legal porn seems to be relatively popular. I've had guys want me to wear pigtails, call them Daddy and call me baby. Why? It's creepy as shiat and guess what, I don't want to fark my dad, thanks.

Not to mention, why does anyone (male or female) want to have sex with a virgin? Unless it's for religious reasons why would you want someone who basically has no clue what they're doing?


But really, i think that's the wrong question.

Why does society place high value on female virginity? Why do we consider virgins to be more "pure?" Why do we idolize youth?

The sexual fetishization follows from that, I think.
 
2013-10-26 02:32:22 AM

sendtodave: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/08/16/AR201 0 081602839.html

"A growing number of Chinese women -- mostly in their 20s and about to get married -- are opting for a surgical procedure called "hymen restoration," which returns the hymen to its condition before it was ruptured, which typically occurs during first sexual contact but can also happen while playing sports or doing other strenuous activities."

It's ... Well, not funny, but it's something.

My wife, who is Chinese, was slut shamed by her college roommates for admitting she wasn't a virgin. Neither were they, of course, but you can't admit that! You're supposed to be a virgin until you get married, that's what the guys demand, or something.

But it wasn't the guys shaming her for not being... Conservative enough? It was other women.

And does anyone think that abstinence only sex ed has any other goal? Or, the whole idea that sex should have consequences for the woman. You have to keep that baby!

It comes from this "women should be virginal" ideal.


Actually in Colombia in the 1980s the local newspapers would advertise hymen plasties for girls who had already given it up, for about 100 USD, they would go in and put in dis-solvable stitches before the honeymoon so they would have a little breakage and blood..

Also, Colombian mothers would counsel their daughters to give head and give up the starfish before the twat.

As a half Colombian who has lived on and off in the country for about 30 years most colombian women will think you are gay if you do not try and fark them on the third date.  Sex is a huge part of the culture.

There was a commenter who asked where i was to promote my colombian wife, and i will admit, i used to post her a bit, but i was her second boyfriend, and she was about as innocent as you get.

The reality is that women in Colombia chase after men.
 
2013-10-26 03:01:13 AM
I cannot make ends meet, so I'll have 14 kids.

stupid poor people math

/doughnuts also sold in dozens
 
2013-10-26 03:08:06 AM

OhioUGrad: I cannot make ends meet, so I'll havepimp 14 kids.


That's Wall Street MathTM if I ever heard it.
 
2013-10-26 03:24:06 AM

sendtodave: miss diminutive: Anne.Uumellmahaye:

Why does society place high value on female virginity? Why do we consider virgins to be more "pure?"


Serious answer, so the father, in theory, can be completely certain the kids are his, or at least the first one is.

Years ago, a friend told me that many females are 'programmed' by nature to first find a good provider, and once that's all set up, they get the urge to sleep around in order to diversify their genetic line. I have no idea if this has been studied in depth, but it does seem like a valid strategy from a survival angle.

/shrug
 
2013-10-26 04:53:19 AM

miss diminutive: Anne.Uumellmahaye: Why do (some) guys even like that kind of thing? It doesn't seem quite like a fetish as barely legal porn seems to be relatively popular. I've had guys want me to wear pigtails, call them Daddy and call me baby. Why? It's creepy as shiat and guess what, I don't want to fark my dad, thanks.

Not to mention, why does anyone (male or female) want to have sex with a virgin? Unless it's for religious reasons why would you want someone who basically has no clue what they're doing?


Less germs/STIs?
 
2013-10-26 05:01:08 AM
Is the officer on the right for sale? Just wondering...
 
2013-10-26 06:16:23 AM
A mother of 14 in Colombia tried to make ends meet

If we're talking about making ends meet in a carnal manner, then I guess she succeeded. She forced her daughters' ends to meet with other people's ends in order to make her ends meet.
 
2013-10-26 07:51:53 AM
So..... You're suppose to fark virgins????

I've been throwing them in the damn volcano.
 
2013-10-26 08:08:58 AM
x12
 
2013-10-26 08:09:44 AM
i.imgur.com
x12
 
2013-10-26 08:40:34 AM

OhioUGrad: I cannot make ends meet, so I'll have 14 kids.

stupid poor people math

/doughnuts also sold in dozens


but I can't fark doughnuts...wait
 
2013-10-26 08:42:35 AM

brimed03: Fafai: Anne.Uumellmahaye: Why do (some) guys even like that kind of thing? It doesn't seem quite like a fetish as barely legal porn seems to be relatively popular. I've had guys want me to wear pigtails, call them Daddy and call me baby. Why? It's creepy as shiat and guess what, I don't want to fark my dad, thanks.

As a man who likes mature women and married a woman a couple of years older than myself, I have my ideas about this. Basically I think these men are either afraid of unbridled female sexuality or they're jealous or resent it because it has bigger/deeper potential for pleasure than a man's sexuality, but not in terms of libido or hunger. So we want it more, but we think we'll never experience the peak of a woman's sexual pleasure. Some guys feel like they get the short end of that stick.

But instead of growing up and pushing themselves to grow by exploring their sexual potential and striving to reach and share in those same heights, they take the easy route and settle for purely physical/visual sex that is just "good enough" to get them off (a lot of men only care about acheiving orgasm and think everything else is just there to arouse them enough to reach that point). Sexually speaking, these guys stopped maturing at adolescence and they're trying to keep their women right there with them because they wouldn't know what to do with a strong sexual woman who knows what she wants and nor would they want to. Sex for them is just a way to get their rocks off, they aren't interested in pleasing a partner and they're especially not up to the daunting task of trying to pleasure someone who has surpassed them sexually.

Well... I don't know. Seems kind of like a self-serving answer, doesn't it?

I know, dickish response, I don't mean to be a dick. It's just that you start out saying that you, yourself, are only attracted to older "mature" women. Then you conclude that the desire to date (or appear to date) much younger women results from male insecurity/inadequacy.

Also, your answer is a little too Freudian for me. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, after all.

/I've dated women both older and much younger. Never had a problem keeping up, sexually, with any of them. Never felt intimidated, either.
//the "forbidden fruit" theories might be more on track. Or men just wanting to feel powerful, to play a role of authority.
///I'd bet there are several and diverse factors at play.


Yeah. The guys entire post can be summed up as:

"As a random guy on the internet, I'm going to make up some shiat as to how 'right' I am in all things and anyone else is flawed"
 
2013-10-26 08:49:49 AM

sendtodave: miss diminutive: Anne.Uumellmahaye: Why do (some) guys even like that kind of thing? It doesn't seem quite like a fetish as barely legal porn seems to be relatively popular. I've had guys want me to wear pigtails, call them Daddy and call me baby. Why? It's creepy as shiat and guess what, I don't want to fark my dad, thanks.

Not to mention, why does anyone (male or female) want to have sex with a virgin? Unless it's for religious reasons why would you want someone who basically has no clue what they're doing?

But really, i think that's the wrong question.

Why does society place high value on female virginity? Why do we consider virgins to be more "pure?" Why do we idolize youth?

The sexual fetishization follows from that, I think.


Because it's also a challenge.

Seducing someone who thinks sex is no more significant than a backrub isn't as challenging as overcoming long entrenched beliefs.

People who go on to comment on the merits of sexual experience miss the point. Climbing the Matterhorn might be a more fun climb, but being the first person to the summit of a less satisfying climb has distinct emotional rewards.
 
2013-10-26 09:04:36 AM

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Why do (some) guys even like that kind of thing? It doesn't seem quite like a fetish as barely legal porn seems to be relatively popular. I've had guys want me to wear pigtails, call them Daddy and call me baby. Why? It's creepy as shiat and guess what, I don't want to fark my dad, thanks.


Sounds like someone needs a spankin'
 
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