Ishkur: Slaxl: Still with the prometheus hate? The only thing wrong with prometheus was the rolling space ship and the running in the wrong direction. Everything else made perfect sense.What about the motherfarker who brought the god damn mapping balls somehow getting lost? How the hell does that happen? He has the god damn map!!!What about the motherfarker dissing the biologist on the ship and was all like "I'm here to make money, not be your friend". And then later on was like "I'm a geologist! I study rocks! Not dead bodies!" while being IN A CAVE ON AN ALIEN WORLD SURROUNDED BY ROCKS (so go study some, asshole). Oh wait, that was the same motherfarker. Seriously, who the fark was that guy and why'd they bring him along?!What about the biologist who is all scared about dead things and is like "don't touch anything" but later on sees a deadly animal and all of a sudden is full of courage and is trying to pet the damn thing? How stupid can one be?What about the archeologist dude finding incredible alien artifacts on an unknown world and being completely underwhelmed, and crying about how it's "just another tomb" while finding solace at the bottom of the bottle. Any real archeologist would lose his proverbial shiat at a find like that. It's bigger than Howard Carter and Indiana Jones combined! Who the fark thinks like that?What about the asshole who takes off his god damn helmet without giving any care or consideration for microbes or environmental contamination, either from him or on him? Oh wait, that was the same asshole. What the fark was he thinking?What about the stupid biatch who had her abdominal muscles completely severed in such a way that she'd never have any control over her hips, torso or pelvis, and unable to stand up without her body cavity falling out, suddenly running and jumping around for the rest of the movie? How stupid do the filmmakers think we are to assume that we'd just gloss over that part and think that because her skin was stapled sh ...
Slaxl: Still with the prometheus hate? The only thing wrong with prometheus was the rolling space ship and the running in the wrong direction. Everything else made perfect sense.
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