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(LAist)   Sorry, guys. You gotta turn in your man card and cojones at the front desk   ( divider line
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2129 clicks; posted to Sports » on 25 Oct 2013 at 9:34 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-25 11:08:49 PM  
1 vote:
But Chi and I are talking about the pros and cons of a clear coat.
2013-10-25 11:05:31 PM  
1 vote:
Eh.  If you watch ESPN all the time, you can stop fooling yourself and turn in your man card now.

"But it's SPORTS!"

No, it's not.  It's TALKING about sports.  Talking, gossiping, chattering.

Hell, you've got the old biddies beat when it comes to pointless yammer, if you watch ESPN.  They have more baseless hypothesizing about a person's motivations and future performance, more discussion about feelings, and more bringing up ancient history than any sewing circle ever had.  And at least at the end of the day, the sewing circle made the world a few quilts richer...when you and your buddies sit down to listen to a lot of TALK about sports, what are YOU creating at the same time?  Empty beer cans?
2013-10-25 10:55:06 PM  
1 vote:
I'm guessing this is made for pats fans.
2013-10-25 10:20:19 PM  
1 vote:
The only reason my toenails get the clippers is that I can't reach with my teeth.

Arh Arh Arh!
2013-10-25 09:56:38 PM  
1 vote:
Male manicure

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2013-10-25 09:37:13 PM  
1 vote:
Not sure there's a Venn diagram that has the intersecting circles of "Guys who need to watch sports 24 hours a day" and "Guys who feel the need to go to a salon to get a proper manicure"
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