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(Buzzfeed)   Tom Hanks keeps on successfully fooling everyone that he's a nice guy   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 32
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8334 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 26 Oct 2013 at 12:25 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-25 10:03:28 PM  

s-ak.buzzfed.com

 
2013-10-25 10:49:39 PM  
Tom Hanks is an American Hero.

www.joearmory.com

Never forget 4/17/70.
 
2013-10-25 11:11:52 PM  
I really want him to play a psychotic killer.
 
2013-10-25 11:39:50 PM  
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2013-10-26 12:37:23 AM  

EvilEgg: I really want him to play a psychotic killer.


You obviously never saw the unreleased "Puts the Lotion in the Basket" pilot of Bosom Buddies.
 
2013-10-26 12:45:34 AM  

EvilEgg: I really want him to play a psychotic killer.


No. That's what ruined Robin Williams for me.

Just no. >:(
 
2013-10-26 12:56:44 AM  
 
2013-10-26 01:13:11 AM  

Mad_Radhu: EvilEgg: I really want him to play a psychotic killer.

You obviously never saw the unreleased "Puts the Lotion in the Basket" pilot of Bosom Buddies.


I'd pay real money to see that, especially if Peter Scolari was at the bottom of the well ;)
 
2013-10-26 01:17:13 AM  
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2013-10-26 01:18:15 AM  

EvilEgg: I really want him to play a psychotic killer.


Didn't we already talk about this in a previous Tom Hanks thread?  His son already had that covered.
 
2013-10-26 01:24:14 AM  
blue_2501:

img.fark.net

Came for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-10-26 05:45:36 AM  

SpinStopper: Mad_Radhu: EvilEgg: I really want him to play a psychotic killer.

You obviously never saw the unreleased "Puts the Lotion in the Basket" pilot of Bosom Buddies.

I'd pay real money to see that, especially if Peter Scolari was at the bottom of the well ;)


Sorry, that part went to Wendi Jo Sperber.
 
2013-10-26 06:15:28 AM  
When he finally unleashes his doomsday machine on the populace we are all gonna be totally surprised.

/It'll probably be the most polite doomsday machine ever
//Like the antibodies in the Tesselecta on Doctor Who
///It'll probably use the Forest Gump voice
 
2013-10-26 06:53:25 AM  
His Nerdist Podcast appearances were pretty good. Definitely worth a listen.
 
2013-10-26 07:19:50 AM  
road to perdition doesn't count? At least its halfway there, he plays a killer, not necessarily psychotic though
 
2013-10-26 08:07:34 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-26 09:06:18 AM  

blue_2501: [deathandtaxesmag.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 585x438]

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x429]


Wow, nice legs.

Anyway. Hanks is up there with very, very, few celebrities who I have respect for and like in just about everything they do (Mark Whalberg is another, for some reason). And I hate everyone.  Including myself.
 
2013-10-26 09:07:43 AM  
I still say Hanks needs to make a full movie based around the asshole writer who throws a critic off a balcony in Cloud Atlas.
 
2013-10-26 09:26:59 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: I still say Hanks needs to make a full movie based around the asshole writer who throws a critic off a balcony in Cloud Atlas.


I'd watch that; I didn't know Hanks had that level of venom in him (anger, sure, but venom?)
 
2013-10-26 10:08:12 AM  

kroonermanblack: Anyway. Hanks is up there with very, very, few celebrities who I have respect for and like in just about everything they do (Mark Whalberg is another, for some reason). And I hate everyone. Including myself.


"At 16, Wahlberg approached a middle-aged Vietnamese man on the street and, using a large wooden stick, knocked him unconscious (while calling him "Vietnam farking shiat"). He also attacked another Vietnamese man, leaving him permanently blind in one eye.["

Yeah I really respect his wacky hijinx.
 
2013-10-26 10:12:36 AM  

JosephFinn: Tyrone Slothrop: I still say Hanks needs to make a full movie based around the asshole writer who throws a critic off a balcony in Cloud Atlas.

I'd watch that; I didn't know Hanks had that level of venom in him (anger, sure, but venom?)


Yeah, whatever problems Cloud Atlas might have had, it really showed off Hank's range in a way other films haven't.
 
2013-10-26 10:26:02 AM  

kroonermanblack: blue_2501: [deathandtaxesmag.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 585x438]

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x429]

Wow, nice legs.


artsmeme.com

Yeah, I was like "Daaamn, she's looking good for being 40-something."
 
2013-10-26 11:06:04 AM  
Thankfully it didn't turn out like this
redroompodcast.com
 
2013-10-26 11:09:25 AM  

EvilEgg:
[artsmeme.com image 640x360]
Yeah, I was like "Daaamn, she's looking good for being 40-something."


No gravity keeps everything perky and taut. That's the only reason. When you get her out of the space station, she sags like a wet rope.
 
2013-10-26 11:24:21 AM  
Tom Hanks playing a psycho killer would be right up there with John Lithgow and Richard Dean Anderson...total mind-whack.

I'd watch it.
 
2013-10-26 11:36:10 AM  
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Nice stems. She follows a rigorous exercise regimen. You can find it online.
 
2013-10-26 11:59:07 AM  
Tom Hanks is an asshole
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMimDiGG45M

/NSFW language
 
2013-10-26 02:22:59 PM  

xaks: Tom Hanks playing a psycho killer would be right up there with John Lithgow and Richard Dean Anderson...total mind-whack.

I'd watch it.


Dexter Season 4 is recommended if you haven't seen it.
 
2013-10-26 05:46:28 PM  

kroonermanblack: Anyway. Hanks is up there with very, very, few celebrities who I have respect for and like in just about everything they do (Mark Whalberg is another, for some reason).


Including him shelling out huge wads of cash to hush up his son's multiple rapes?  Because I think that is far more revealing about his character than any of the fluffy nice-guy stuff he does.  Tom Hanks, rape-enabler.

/Not Colin, the other one
 
2013-10-26 06:47:08 PM  
Did she tussle his hair?
 
2013-10-26 08:19:45 PM  

PluckYew: xaks: Tom Hanks playing a psycho killer would be right up there with John Lithgow and Richard Dean Anderson...total mind-whack.

I'd watch it.

Dexter Season 4 is recommended if you haven't seen it.


Lithgow's played a villain on numerous occasions. Buckaroo Banzai, Raising Cain, Cliffhanger, Ricochet. And that's just off the top of my head.
 
2013-10-26 09:41:19 PM  

content9.flixster.com

This is Tom Hanks saying if you see me in person, please, leave me be.

 
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