anwserman: Yes, because pissing in a bush while drunk in college should disqualify you for teaching kids or having a meaningful rest of your life
MrHappyRotter: I was planning to visit this thread and make a comment or two. But then I reviewed the handful of comments in here and anything and everything I was going to say has already been said. I wasn't going to go all snark, I wasn't going to dial up the mockery. In light of this, I probably could go one of those two routes, and I could do it quite successfully. I might even get a few people to click the smart or funny buttons. Likely, at some point, I might even get a reply or two.One of them might be from some poor schmuck whose sarcasmometer is on the fritz. There's always a few of them in every thread. No matter how obvious I make my comments, they latch on to the imaginary boogey man they want to believe is behind the comment and simply cannot resist the temptation to reply.The other(s) are in on the joke. They know the deal, they play along. Either they congratulate me on my post or expound upon it. Maybe they'll be funnier, kudos to you Farker who can take a comment and reply to it with outstanding wit and humor. You deserve all the attention you get and more. Maybe it'll be a half hearted reply, acknowledging that you see what I did there or some variation on one of the other half thousand popular memes rolling around on Fark these days.Regardless of it all, I'll be sure to hit the smart and funny link on your post. People don't use those enough, so hopefully if you even bother to check, you'd see your name, your post, in the funny and smart lists for having spent the time to reply to me. Even if your response was due to your inability to read between the lines, or your joke fell flat, I still love you.In closing, I want to return to the subject matter at hand, rather than my psuedo intellectual meta spiel. I'm sure this is all somehow Obama's fault. He's probably in conspiracy with the Teahadists to criminalize education for rejecting the Muslim faith and creationism. The net effect is that kids will no longer be smart enough to figure out ...
MrHappyRotter: I'm sure this is all somehow Obama's fault. He's probably in conspiracy with the Teahadists to criminalize education for rejecting the Muslim faith and creationism.
fusillade762: anwserman: Yes, because pissing in a bush while drunk in college should disqualify you for teaching kids or having a meaningful rest of your lifeBut ZOMG UNIONS WANT TO RAPE YOUR CHILDREN!!!I feel dirty that I clicked on a Fox link by accident.
Anne.Uumellmahaye: Captain Dan: Why can't both parties just reform the sex offender list? Give it three tiers, and ban Tier 3 offenders from teaching.Tier 1 - 16 year old has sex with 16 year oldTier 2 - flasherTier 3 - legitimate rapistI don't want to get all "Think of the Children" on you, but I don't want a flasher teaching my kids. Some perv beast of a woman wearing skirts and no underoos to my kindergartener's circle time? No thank you.
hardinparamedic: Sugarbombs: The only sex offender I've ever known earned his scarlet letter for that.I know two who got thrown on the registry in Tennessee for statutory rape, both as 18 year olds who were in a relationship with a 16-17 year old, one in the 1970s, one in the 1980s.
CivicMindedFive: The sex-offender label needs a serious overhaul to exclude things like peeing in a bush and some statutory rape where the age differences are very close together. That said, I have little doubt unions would still fight this no matter what because it's what government unions do.
CivicMindedFive: That said, I have little doubt unions would still fight this no matter what because it's what government unions do.
Snapper Carr: Considering the loose criteria for being placed on the sex offender registry, I'm not surprised the union would have a problem with it.
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