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(Talking Points Memo)   According to Joe the Plumber, "White Democrats are the most racist people I've ever met"   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 334
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2013-10-26 01:09:24 AM

blue_2501: Please quit calling this guy a plumber!


If we do that, no one would know who we were talking about.  Being a pretend plumber is his only claim to fame.
 
2013-10-26 01:10:59 AM
Joe who?

/joe mama!
 
2013-10-26 01:12:04 AM

scottydoesntknow: I don't get how you can farking say that after posting an essay titled "America Needs a White Republican President"


It's his way of saying "no YOU are the racist"
 
2013-10-26 01:12:44 AM

hardinparamedic: And why is it that someone who starts of his sentences "I'm not racist, but.." inevitably ends up coming off as a huge one?


They're always going to say something racist after starting with that phrase. If they were going to say something not racist, they wouldn't need to use it in the first place.
 
2013-10-26 01:15:05 AM

Phil Moskowitz: I remember a day when dumb Americans were embarrassed about how stupid they were and they kept their mouth shut.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-10-26 01:15:29 AM
"According to Joe the Plumber" is the part of the article you should stop reading at.
 
2013-10-26 01:19:25 AM

The RIchest Man in Babylon: I don't know what is so hard to understand about this.  The KKKrats are the REAL racists, they're policies force the blacks into neo-slavery by way of LIEberal entitlements and like such as.  WAKE UP SHEEPLE!


yeah liberal entitlements like piss poor wages and benefits declining for the past 35 years. and letting the big guys skate by on less taxes than the rest. how much of a working man's check is rendered unto Caesar?  not just income tax but sales tax,property tax,state tax and payroll tax. and we're supposed to bow down to the "job creators" and give them whatever they want because they'll just leave and take their money with them. that's bullshiat. they need workers, they need our markets to sell their goods and services. Americans have been sold to highest bidders. And told a lie so much they believe it. If those sons of biatches were to leave ,someone else would take their place. demand drives an economy. not capital investments. the money will come. the demand is here. the infrastructure to manufacture what we need is here. the educated workforce is here. they're not going anywhere. it's all a huge scam and people fall for it. sure inflation would occur but so would wages and jobs would be plentiful.  but we need to elect people not afraid of changing trade agreements. stop this global race to the bottom. the concept of globalization was that it would raise all boats. not lower everyone to neo slave wages. the govt cannot continue to subsidize companies who won't pay a living wage.
 
2013-10-26 01:19:58 AM

quatchi: Oh dear FSM, apparently posting that "I want a White Republican President" essay by the cray cray black guy got JtP more ink than he's seen in years and now he's gonna ride that crazy train as long as he can.


They're The Idiot Defiant Ones.
 
2013-10-26 01:20:02 AM
Well he's probably going by the definition of "racist" that suggests if you're in favor of helping the poor, you must mean "the poor" as code for "minorities," and that by wanting to help those people, you're implying they can't help themselves and are thus inferior to you. I do know a few ultralibs who have uttered some pretty uncharitable things about non-whites that they didn't intend as racist, but that could certainly be interpreted that way. Still, Joe the plumber is a farking moron and doesn't deserve the benefit of the doubt.
 
2013-10-26 01:20:28 AM
And here I thought he was just going to blame Obamacare as the latest reason for not starting that plumbing business he had his heart set on FIVE YEARS AGO
 
2013-10-26 01:21:50 AM

SauronWasFramed: mrshowrules: fake name
fake job
fake stupid question for the President

Honestly, I don't know why he doesn't run for leadership of the GOP, he represents their integrity perfectly.

yet he was given a royal anal exam by the left because obama answered his question honestly.

/his driver's license was made public, that he was a plumber apprentice was made public.  why?  because the left seethed at his nerve to ask a stupid question to a faker candidate.

/lesson learned?  Unless you want people digging through your garbage for 5 weeks, you had better not question a democrat unless it is "boxers or briefs".

//had the media and rabid leftist let this guy alone, he would not be a news item today, would he.  but they had to teach the proletariat minions a lesson, didn't they.


The butthurt is strong with you.  Feed it, wallow in it.  Die with it.
 
2013-10-26 01:22:19 AM
This man is truly ignorant, isn't he.
 
2013-10-26 01:23:31 AM
What to Project When You're Projecting
 
2013-10-26 01:23:40 AM

ongbok: This man is truly ignorant, isn't he.


Joe the Dumber.
 
2013-10-26 01:25:11 AM

Hobodeluxe: The RIchest Man in Babylon: I don't know what is so hard to understand about this.  The KKKrats are the REAL racists, they're policies force the blacks into neo-slavery by way of LIEberal entitlements and like such as.  WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

yeah liberal entitlements like piss poor wages and benefits declining for the past 35 years. and letting the big guys skate by on less taxes than the rest. how much of a working man's check is rendered unto Caesar?  not just income tax but sales tax,property tax,state tax and payroll tax. and we're supposed to bow down to the "job creators" and give them whatever they want because they'll just leave and take their money with them. that's bullshiat. they need workers, they need our markets to sell their goods and services. Americans have been sold to highest bidders. And told a lie so much they believe it. If those sons of biatches were to leave ,someone else would take their place. demand drives an economy. not capital investments. the money will come. the demand is here. the infrastructure to manufacture what we need is here. the educated workforce is here. they're not going anywhere. it's all a huge scam and people fall for it. sure inflation would occur but so would wages and jobs would be plentiful.  but we need to elect people not afraid of changing trade agreements. stop this global race to the bottom. the concept of globalization was that it would raise all boats. not lower everyone to neo slave wages. the govt cannot continue to subsidize companies who won't pay a living wage.


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2013-10-26 01:27:45 AM

The RIchest Man in Babylon: I don't know what is so hard to understand about this.  The KKKrats are the REAL racists, they're policies force the blacks into neo-slavery by way of LIEberal entitlements and like such as.  WAKE UP SHEEPLE!


Shush.
 
2013-10-26 01:27:47 AM

Schmegicky: Phil Moskowitz: I remember a day when dumb Americans were embarrassed about how stupid they were and they kept their mouth shut.

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Sa-lute!

eatpreyhate.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-26 01:30:05 AM

Marcus Aurelius: "Unquestionably white Democrats are the most racist people I've ever met, and they have infected black Democrats. The irony is that black Democrats will one day realize the racism from their white handlers and, blacks will bite the hand that feeds them. Unfortunately America will likely be bankrupt when it happens"

I don't even know where to begin with that statement.


Slavery analogy and the implication that black people are stupid. How do you write that and not think "Wait, that's really farking stupid and racist to say."?
 
2013-10-26 01:33:34 AM
www.whitehouse.gov
The last white GOP president was beaten up by a damn pretzel.
 
2013-10-26 01:33:44 AM
Is this why skinheads shave their heads?  Less friction when they lodge their heads up their own asses?
 
2013-10-26 01:34:05 AM

apoptotic: Marcus Aurelius: "Unquestionably white Democrats are the most racist people I've ever met, and they have infected black Democrats. The irony is that black Democrats will one day realize the racism from their white handlers and, blacks will bite the hand that feeds them. Unfortunately America will likely be bankrupt when it happens"

I don't even know where to begin with that statement.

*scratches head*

I suppose noticing that he equated black people to animals somehow makes me the real racist.


The thing everyone, including Subby, is missing is it WASN'T JOE THE DUMBASS WHO SAID IT.

In his statement, Jackson echoed the idea Democrats are racist.

"Unquestionably white Democrats are the most racist people I've ever met, and they have infected black Democrats. The irony is that black Democrats will one day realize the racism from their white handlers and, blacks will bite the hand that feeds them. Unfortunately America will likely be bankrupt when it happens," wrote Jackson.


THIS is the guy that said it:

ionenewsone.files.wordpress.com

Wrap your head around that.
 
2013-10-26 01:34:21 AM

WizardofToast: Marcus Aurelius: "Unquestionably white Democrats are the most racist people I've ever met, and they have infected black Democrats. The irony is that black Democrats will one day realize the racism from their white handlers and, blacks will bite the hand that feeds them. Unfortunately America will likely be bankrupt when it happens"

I don't even know where to begin with that statement.

Slavery analogy and the implication that black people are stupid. How do you write that and not think "Wait, that's really farking stupid and racist to say."?


Because you are such a dumbass you think everybody that shares your same color thinks the way you do. Most bigots, no matter their color, ethnicity, religion or whatever, are this damn stupid.
 
2013-10-26 01:36:29 AM
fusillade762:

The thing everyone, including Subby, is missing is it WASN'T JOE THE DUMBASS WHO SAID IT.

Too late, it's fact now!  HAHAHAHA, suck on it Teabaggers!
 
2013-10-26 01:37:13 AM

Wake Up Sheeple: The RIchest Man in Babylon: I don't know what is so hard to understand about this.  The KKKrats are the REAL racists, they're policies force the blacks into neo-slavery by way of LIEberal entitlements and like such as.  WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

Shush.


imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-10-26 01:37:28 AM
Yes, Republicans... keep pushing that "Democrat plantation" bullshiat.

Everyone is totally buying it, and there's really no better way to convince black people that you're not racist than to constantly point out how dumb you think they are and remind them that even in the year 2013, you have an incredibly difficult time NOT associating them with slave imagery.

Next, you guys should totally start going out in blackface and talk "skreet" to them to show them how "down" you are with the "brothers." Slip them some skin in one of those elaborate "bro" shakes that ends in a snap or an explosion. If you still need to bolster your cred, be sure to point out that a number of your best friends (or, "ni**as") are black.
 
2013-10-26 01:37:46 AM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I hate to agree with Joe in any way, but in my little corner of NEPA the local government is largely Democrats and this is the most racist area I have ever lived in. That said, Sam is a major league dickbag, and my experience is with local politics in Pennsyltucky and likely does not reflect the national landscape.


lol, I lived in Oklahoma for a bit, my town had an active KKK chapter... if they caught anyone admitting to being a democrat there, well... that was as bad to them as being black, jewish, catholic, or any of the other long list of people the KKK hate.
 
2013-10-26 01:44:04 AM
I'm not sure why people who embrace the ideology of the Confederacy have such difficulty with the whole Dixiecrat concept...then again, I'm not sure why so many modern liberals struggle with the concept either, so there you go.
 
2013-10-26 01:47:19 AM

Cpl.D: Is this why skinheads shave their heads?  Less friction when they lodge their heads up their own asses?


They tend to leave a little stubble because they also like the sensation.
 
2013-10-26 01:47:46 AM

mrshowrules: fake name
fake job
fake stupid question for the President

Honestly, I don't know why he doesn't run for leadership of the GOP, he represents their integrity perfectly.


Competition.

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2013-10-26 01:47:56 AM
Fredrick Douglas was a Republican. And of course he is a racist.

Being anti-collectivist is not racist.

Individual freedom is the answer.
 
2013-10-26 01:54:36 AM
Shenanigans...
 
2013-10-26 01:56:56 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
Shenanigans...
 
2013-10-26 01:58:35 AM

scottydoesntknow: I don't get how you can farking say that after posting an essay titled "America Needs a White Republican President"


It's pretty much the only thing a moron like him can say after posting that.
 
2013-10-26 02:01:24 AM

Bith Set Me Up: Lsherm: hardinparamedic: And why is it that someone who starts of his sentences "I'm not racist, but.." inevitably ends up coming off as a huge one?

It really doesn't matter what descriptor you use, you'll always come off as the person you are claiming you aren't, because people's ears perk up the minute they hear it.  It's a dog whistle.

If someone says "I'm not gay, but those are nice shoes" - everyone is going to think that guy is gay.  However, it only works for pejorative connotations.  You cannot say "I'm not a mechanic, but that noise reducer thingy is making a clangy bang" and expect someone to think you're a mechanic.  It just doesn't work that way.

Just like when a girl says "It's not you, it's me..." means that it IS you.

Seriously, though,

[tng.trekcore.com image 850x638]

Go the fark away, "Joe".


I had to work really hard at coming up with that stupid example.  I'm not a rocket scientist, but typing Fark are hard.
 
2013-10-26 02:15:06 AM

SauronWasFramed: mrshowrules: fake name
fake job
fake stupid question for the President

Honestly, I don't know why he doesn't run for leadership of the GOP, he represents their integrity perfectly.

yet he was given a royal anal exam by the left because obama answered his question honestly.

/his driver's license was made public, that he was a plumber apprentice was made public.  why?  because the left seethed at his nerve to ask a stupid question to a faker candidate.

/lesson learned?  Unless you want people digging through your garbage for 5 weeks, you had better not question a democrat unless it is "boxers or briefs".

//had the media and rabid leftist let this guy alone, he would not be a news item today, would he.  but they had to teach the proletariat minions a lesson, didn't they.


No, his royal anal exam was given after McCain/Palin made him their mouthbreathing mascot. They name checked him in speeches for days and even took his show on the road with them. You're trying to rewrite history. The history of Joe the plumber.
 
2013-10-26 02:18:08 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: He's speaking to the brown people, the black people, the red people and the yellow people. He's trying to convince them that both parties are racist...SO VOTE REPUBLICAN!!1!


See, I am Plumber Joe
And I'm here to say hello
To the black, the white, the red and the brown, the purple and yellow
But first I gotta herp herp the derpy to the derpy
Say up jump the derpy to the herp herp derpy
Let's shock, you don't stop
 
2013-10-26 02:28:04 AM
assets.nydailynews.com

The derp is dangerous," she said, "but it gives herp. We derp down so many avenues of the past . . .  Yet, there's a herp where no derpsayer can say. We are repelled by it, terrorized. It is said a man will come one day and find in the gift of the derp in his inward eye. He will herp where we cannot."
"Your Kwisatz Wurzelbach?"
"Yes, the one who can herp many derps at the black ones: the Kwisatz Wurzelbach. Many men have tried the derp . . . so many, but none has succeeded."
"They tried and failed, all of them?"
"Oh, no." She shook her head. "They tried and died."

www.freakingnews.com

Joe'Dib bent down, and picked himself up by his jackboot straps. "Challenge accepted."
 
2013-10-26 02:31:17 AM

Phil Moskowitz: I remember a day when dumb Americans were embarrassed about how stupid they were and they kept their mouth shut.


Huh. You know, I'm kind of having trouble remembering which day that was.
 
2013-10-26 02:31:36 AM

Marcus Aurelius: "Unquestionably white Democrats are the most racist people I've ever met, and they have infected black Democrats. The irony is that black Democrats will one day realize the racism from their white handlers and, blacks will bite the hand that feeds them. Unfortunately America will likely be bankrupt when it happens"

I don't even know where to begin with that statement.


Every idiot that ever was, is firmly convinced that everything will all be sweetness and light once the whole world sees the light and starts thinking *Just* *Like* *Them*.
 
2013-10-26 02:37:16 AM

sugardave: fusillade762:

The thing everyone, including Subby, is missing is it WASN'T JOE THE DUMBASS WHO SAID IT.

Too late, it's fact now!  HAHAHAHA, suck on it Teabaggers!


Nope. Doesn't matter what color the author is. The statement was still racist and Joe the Moron is racist for putting it up, whether he wrote it or not.
 
2013-10-26 02:41:20 AM
He has a point.  How many Democrats believe that blacks cannot compete with whites on a level playing field?  It's all about affirmative action and quotas as though the color of your skin actually matter if you're capable of doing the job or not.  Soft racism of low expectations is still racism.
 
2013-10-26 02:49:08 AM
It's been FIVE GOD DAMN YEARS since this skinhead deadbeat got lucky in front of a news camera! How much longer must we put up with his sh*t?!
 
2013-10-26 03:00:49 AM
Can we add this guy to the list of people we collectively ignore? It's clear that this nitwit has nothin to add to any conversation about anything.
 
2013-10-26 03:02:59 AM

Smeggy Smurf: It's all about affirmative action and quotas as though the color of your skin actually matter if you're capable of doing the job or not.


White supremacists claim this all the time.  Why is that?
 
2013-10-26 03:06:38 AM

spaten: Fredrick Douglas was a Republican. And of course he is a racist.

Being anti-collectivist is not racist.

Individual freedom is the answer.


Yup. And segregationist Strom Thurmond was a Democrat... until LBJ signed the Civil Rights Act. Then he became a Republican. Why is that?
 
2013-10-26 03:14:20 AM
Republicans seem to believe that racism means acknowledging that race exists...
 
2013-10-26 03:21:55 AM

Smeggy Smurf: He has a point.   How many Democrats believe that blacks cannot compete with whites on a level playing field?  It's all about affirmative action and quotas as though the color of your skin actually matter if you're capable of doing the job or not.  Soft racism of low expectations is still racism.


None that I know of.

You do realize the reason why affirmative action programs exist in the first place?

The whole "make systemic racism illegal so there *can* be a level playing field" thing?

"Soft racism of low expectations" is a RW canard that's been around for a while now.

A slight improvement over the "Democrat plantation" rhetoric marginally in that it doesn't continue to view black folks are some kind of pseudo slaves but it's still an outward projection of their own low view of black folks and as such still a pretty dumb argument to make particularly if the point of the rhetoric is to try to make political inroads.

GOP outreach has a long ways to go before people can start to take it seriously.
 
2013-10-26 03:22:04 AM
Stopped reading at "According to Joe the..."
 
2013-10-26 03:26:30 AM

Hobodeluxe: quatchi: [i293.photobucket.com image 530x576]

Oh dear FSM, apparently posting that "I want a White Republican President" essay by the cray cray black guy got JtP more ink than he's seen in years and now he's gonna ride that crazy train as long as he can.

Am I actually in before "Southern strategy"? Wow. Would not have guessed.


yeah that's a part of history they're trying to revise. that the southern white Dixiecrats all jumped party and took over the GOP. at least the social/culture part of the platform that the .01% need to vote to maintain power.


You know who else like revising history?...

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: quatchi: Oh dear FSM, apparently posting that "I want a White Republican President" essay by the cray cray black guy got JtP more ink than he's seen in years and now he's gonna ride that crazy train as long as he can.

They're The Idiot Defiant Ones.


Lawls! ^_^
 
2013-10-26 03:28:31 AM

Smeggy Smurf: He has a point.  How many Democrats believe that blacks cannot compete with whites on a level playing field?  It's all about affirmative action and quotas as though the color of your skin actually matter if you're capable of doing the job or not.  Soft racism of low expectations is still racism.


Yeah, I think y'all better stick with the voter suppression - your idea of "outreach" is NOT going to fly.
 
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