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(Talking Points Memo)   According to Joe the Plumber, "White Democrats are the most racist people I've ever met"   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 332
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2013-10-25 06:17:38 PM  
imageshack.us
LOL WUT?
 
2013-10-25 06:23:25 PM  
yeah fark off already 15 minute closeted skinhead.
 
2013-10-25 06:39:37 PM  
Methinks he doth project too much.
 
2013-10-25 06:41:48 PM  
I don't get how you can farking say that after posting an essay titled "America Needs a White Republican President"
 
2013-10-25 06:44:34 PM  
Too b fair among racist klan and neonazi types racist has a different meaning and that meaning is pretty damned racist
 
2013-10-25 06:54:46 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I don't get how you can farking say that after posting an essay titled "America Needs a White Republican President"


Because you're the real racist for asking that question.

Study it out.
 
2013-10-25 06:56:20 PM  
uh... yeah
 
2013-10-25 07:00:33 PM  
Interdasting.
 
2013-10-25 07:16:54 PM  
I see the group that is 99% white is not racist and the group that is full of diverse people of all ethnicities are the "real racists".

And the "black people are too stupid to understand that Democrats are bad for them" -- yeah that's going to get you far.
 
2013-10-25 07:17:44 PM  
explorethecanyon.com
 
2013-10-25 07:31:09 PM  
Look, everyone. It's the Master Race!
 
2013-10-25 07:47:13 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Look, everyone. It's the Master Race!


i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-25 08:23:25 PM  
fake name
fake job
fake stupid question for the President

Honestly, I don't know why he doesn't run for leadership of the GOP, he represents their integrity perfectly.
 
2013-10-25 08:42:44 PM  
Well, to be fair, Southern Democrats are Democrats.
 
2013-10-25 09:45:18 PM  
Why the fark is this person famous?
 
2013-10-25 09:46:22 PM  

Mugato: Why the fark is this person famous?


I think he's a gay porn star or something.  Or is he the guy that raped and murdered that girl back in the 90's?  I always get them confused.
 
2013-10-25 09:48:06 PM  
"Unquestionably white Democrats are the most racist people I've ever met, and they have infected black Democrats. The irony is that black Democrats will one day realize the racism from their white handlers and, blacks will bite the hand that feeds them. Unfortunately America will likely be bankrupt when it happens"

I don't even know where to begin with that statement.
 
2013-10-25 09:56:52 PM  
I hate to agree with Joe in any way, but in my little corner of NEPA the local government is largely Democrats and this is the most racist area I have ever lived in. That said, Sam is a major league dickbag, and my experience is with local politics in Pennsyltucky and likely does not reflect the national landscape.
 
2013-10-25 10:04:52 PM  
Careful there, Joe. It takes one to know one, you know...
 
2013-10-25 10:21:50 PM  
Does he have a job yet?
 
2013-10-25 10:28:00 PM  

edmo: Does he have a job yet?


You just read it. Times are tough for unemployed plumbers...
 
2013-10-25 10:29:37 PM  
Why is it that the best argument against the existence of the Master Race are the people who claim to be it's shining examples?

And why is it that someone who starts of his sentences "I'm not racist, but.." inevitably ends up coming off as a huge one?
 
2013-10-25 10:30:43 PM  

MrHappyRotter: Mugato: Why the fark is this person famous?

I think he's a gay porn star or something.  Or is he the guy that raped and murdered that girl back in the 90's?  I always get them confused.


hubiestubert: edmo: Does he have a job yet?

You just read it. Times are tough for unemployed plumbers...


Is "plumbing" a genre of gay porn? Intuitively, it feels right...
 
2013-10-25 10:34:03 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: Well, to be fair, Southern Democrats are Democrats.


Not since 1964.
 
2013-10-25 10:35:16 PM  

djkutch: MrHappyRotter: Mugato: Why the fark is this person famous?

I think he's a gay porn star or something.  Or is he the guy that raped and murdered that girl back in the 90's?  I always get them confused.

hubiestubert: edmo: Does he have a job yet?

You just read it. Times are tough for unemployed plumbers...

Is "plumbing" a genre of gay porn? Intuitively, it feels right...


Possibly, but you'll find more compelling material if you just search for "blue collar".  Plumbing tends to bring up a lot of results for fisting vids and clips of dudes who've pumped their junk full of saline solution ... not exactly my cup o' tea.
 
2013-10-25 10:37:53 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: "Unquestionably white Democrats are the most racist people I've ever met, and they have infected black Democrats. The irony is that black Democrats will one day realize the racism from their white handlers and, blacks will bite the hand that feeds them. Unfortunately America will likely be bankrupt when it happens"

I don't even know where to begin with that statement.

 
2013-10-25 10:38:59 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: "Unquestionably white Democrats are the most racist people I've ever met, and they have infected black Democrats. The irony is that black Democrats will one day realize the racism from their white handlers and, blacks will bite the hand that feeds them. Unfortunately America will likely be bankrupt when it happens"

I don't even know where to begin with that statement.


When you register as a democrat, you get a button that says 'I voted' and a black person to handle.
 
2013-10-25 10:41:32 PM  
I'm not racist.  One of my presidents is black.
 
2013-10-25 10:52:20 PM  
If anyone would know what a white racist looks like, it's Joe The Plumber.
 
2013-10-25 11:02:51 PM  

MrHappyRotter: djkutch: MrHappyRotter: Mugato: Why the fark is this person famous?

I think he's a gay porn star or something.  Or is he the guy that raped and murdered that girl back in the 90's?  I always get them confused.

hubiestubert: edmo: Does he have a job yet?

You just read it. Times are tough for unemployed plumbers...

Is "plumbing" a genre of gay porn? Intuitively, it feels right...

Possibly, but you'll find more compelling material if you just search for "blue collar".  Plumbing tends to bring up a lot of results for fisting vids and clips of dudes who've pumped their junk full of saline solution ... not exactly my cup o' tea.


Joe looks like he could handle a sewer back up.
 
2013-10-25 11:03:52 PM  

mrshowrules: fake name
fake job
fake stupid question for the President

Honestly, I don't know why he doesn't run for leadership of the GOP, he represents their integrity perfectly.


yet he was given a royal anal exam by the left because obama answered his question honestly.

/his driver's license was made public, that he was a plumber apprentice was made public.  why?  because the left seethed at his nerve to ask a stupid question to a faker candidate.

/lesson learned?  Unless you want people digging through your garbage for 5 weeks, you had better not question a democrat unless it is "boxers or briefs".

//had the media and rabid leftist let this guy alone, he would not be a news item today, would he.  but they had to teach the proletariat minions a lesson, didn't they.
 
2013-10-25 11:10:55 PM  
Fark you McCain. Fark you with a rusty fence post. You unleashed this douche and the Alaskan Ted Cruz on us

DIAF
 
2013-10-25 11:15:43 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: Well, to be fair, Southern Democrats are Democrats.


Yes, but the old southern democrats all became republicans in 1968. And they were only democrats before that because Lincoln was a republican.
 
2013-10-25 11:33:49 PM  
His real name isnt Joe, and hes not even a real plumber
 
2013-10-25 11:42:12 PM  
Thom Hartmann digs deep and gets to the real essence of Joe the Plumber.

http://www.thomhartmann.com/blog/2009/01/transcript-joe-plumber-wurz el bacher-29-january-2009
 
2013-10-25 11:44:27 PM  
i.imgur.com

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Yeah, "what ever the hell your real name is" blogger-guy. You run with that.
 
2013-10-25 11:51:16 PM  
Martin Luther King, Jr. was a Republican.

Jesse Helms is President of the Confederate States of Real America.
 
2013-10-25 11:53:17 PM  

hardinparamedic: And why is it that someone who starts of his sentences "I'm not racist, but.." inevitably ends up coming off as a huge one?


It really doesn't matter what descriptor you use, you'll always come off as the person you are claiming you aren't, because people's ears perk up the minute they hear it.  It's a dog whistle.

If someone says "I'm not gay, but those are nice shoes" - everyone is going to think that guy is gay.  However, it only works for pejorative connotations.  You cannot say "I'm not a mechanic, but that noise reducer thingy is making a clangy bang" and expect someone to think you're a mechanic.  It just doesn't work that way.
 
2013-10-26 12:41:30 AM  

Lsherm: hardinparamedic: And why is it that someone who starts of his sentences "I'm not racist, but.." inevitably ends up coming off as a huge one?

It really doesn't matter what descriptor you use, you'll always come off as the person you are claiming you aren't, because people's ears perk up the minute they hear it.  It's a dog whistle.

If someone says "I'm not gay, but those are nice shoes" - everyone is going to think that guy is gay.  However, it only works for pejorative connotations.  You cannot say "I'm not a mechanic, but that noise reducer thingy is making a clangy bang" and expect someone to think you're a mechanic.  It just doesn't work that way.


Just like when a girl says "It's not you, it's me..." means that it IS you.

Seriously, though,

tng.trekcore.com

Go the fark away, "Joe".
 
2013-10-26 12:42:18 AM  

Peter von Nostrand: Fark you McCain. Fark you with a rusty fence post. You unleashed this douche and the Alaskan Ted Cruz on us

DIAF


Do you think whenever McCain sees or reads about Joe Plumb he starts clapping his hands and singing to the tune of the dreidel song: "shiatbag shiatbag shiatbag, I made you out of shiat" ?

Me neither, but he could, and it would be wholly appropriate
 
2013-10-26 12:43:50 AM  
i293.photobucket.com

Oh dear FSM, apparently posting that "I want a White Republican President" essay by the cray cray black guy got JtP more ink than he's seen in years and now he's gonna ride that crazy train as long as he can.

Am I actually in before "Southern strategy"? Wow. Would not have guessed.
 
2013-10-26 12:50:27 AM  
He's speaking to the brown people, the black people, the red people and the yellow people. He's trying to convince them that both parties are racist...SO VOTE REPUBLICAN!!1!
 
2013-10-26 12:54:01 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: "Unquestionably white Democrats are the most racist people I've ever met, and they have infected black Democrats. The irony is that black Democrats will one day realize the racism from their white handlers and, blacks will bite the hand that feeds them. Unfortunately America will likely be bankrupt when it happens"

I don't even know where to begin with that statement.


*scratches head*

I suppose noticing that he equated black people to animals somehow makes me the real racist.
 
2013-10-26 12:54:49 AM  

edmo: Does he have a job yet?


Yeah, for $1000 plus travel expenses, he'll go to your house anywhere in the country and do your plumbing even though he's not licensed in any state.  By the way, this was fine in Ohio, because you don't need to be licensed if you're working for someone else (massage therapists in New York are the same way, so if anyone wants to pay me $1000 plus travel expenses, I have 13 years of experience), but not if you have your own business or work independently, as it looks like what Sam is trying to do.

I think his price goes up if you just want to have a conversation with him, for some bizarre reason.

Maybe Sean Hannity will hire him, since he paid $300,000 for a painting that won't be worth $20 once Obama leaves office.
 
2013-10-26 12:59:15 AM  
From one cracker to another: Get bent, you lowlife honkie.
 
2013-10-26 01:02:12 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-10-26 01:03:03 AM  
I don't know what is so hard to understand about this.  The KKKrats are the REAL racists, they're policies force the blacks into neo-slavery by way of LIEberal entitlements and like such as.  WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
 
2013-10-26 01:03:45 AM  
I remember a day when dumb Americans were embarrassed about how stupid they were and they kept their mouth shut.
 
2013-10-26 01:04:41 AM  
Please quit calling this guy a plumber!
 
2013-10-26 01:05:57 AM  

quatchi: [i293.photobucket.com image 530x576]

Oh dear FSM, apparently posting that "I want a White Republican President" essay by the cray cray black guy got JtP more ink than he's seen in years and now he's gonna ride that crazy train as long as he can.

Am I actually in before "Southern strategy"? Wow. Would not have guessed.


yeah that's a part of history they're trying to revise. that the southern white Dixiecrats all jumped party and took over the GOP. at least the social/culture part of the platform that the .01% need to vote to maintain power.
 
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