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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))   Migration takes a lot more preparation than it used to   (dailygazette.com) divider line 26
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2013-10-25 08:21:46 PM  
Shop was all out of grapes
 
2013-10-25 08:44:20 PM  
See, we know this is a fake. No one shops at CVS when they have the convenience and low, low prices of their friendly neighborhood walgreens.
 
2013-10-25 08:52:03 PM  
Ducks and humans have a complex special relationship

One of them tastes good on a plate, the other has to be defeathered before eating
 
2013-10-25 08:56:39 PM  

cman: Ducks and humans have a complex special relationship

One of them tastes good on a plate, the other has to be defeathered before eating


Uh......

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-25 09:02:13 PM  
On a second note, its a shame that Subby didn't play upon the "DICKS EVERYWHERE" meme
 
2013-10-25 09:20:27 PM  
I'd rather have 50 ducks bothering me than 2 geese.

Canadian Geese are one of the worst creatures on the planet.  Just...zero redeeming qualities.
 
2013-10-25 09:25:02 PM  
Some things are stil a mystery to me.
 
2013-10-25 09:26:45 PM  

cman: Ducks and humans have a complex special relationship

One of them tastes good on a plate, the other has to be defeathered before eating


img.fark.net
 
2013-10-25 09:27:25 PM  
Anyone know what species these ducks were.  As a slightly more than casual birder I am familiar with the common wild duck species to be found in the Eastern part of n. America (like saratoga Springs N.Y.)

the green head is mallard-like but the white breast is a surprise to me.

are these domesticated escapes?
 
2013-10-25 09:29:37 PM  
Florida, not New york, right?

Still weird ducks.
 
2013-10-25 09:30:25 PM  

Tchernobog: I'd rather have 50 ducks bothering me than 2 geese.

Canadian Geese are one of the worst creatures on the planet.  Just...zero redeeming qualities.


Canada geese. Not Canadian.
 
2013-10-25 09:44:33 PM  

Tchernobog: I'd rather have 50 ducks bothering me than 2 geese.

Canadian Geese are one of the worst creatures on the planet.  Just...zero redeeming qualities.


Except they compete with mute swans.
 
2013-10-25 09:57:43 PM  

SwiftFox: Tchernobog: I'd rather have 50 ducks bothering me than 2 geese.
Canadian Geese are one of the worst creatures on the planet.  Just...zero redeeming qualities.
Except they compete with mute swans.


They already wiped out the moot swans....but it doesn't really matter.
 
2013-10-25 10:03:14 PM  

cryinoutloud: SwiftFox: Tchernobog: I'd rather have 50 ducks bothering me than 2 geese.
Canadian Geese are one of the worst creatures on the planet.  Just...zero redeeming qualities.
Except they compete with mute swans.

They already wiped out the moot swans....but it doesn't really matter.


That's debatable.
 
2013-10-25 10:07:57 PM  

www.jimcromwell.com

YOUR TICKET PAYS FOR THE WHOLE SLICE

i.imgur.com

BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE CRUST
 
2013-10-25 10:34:06 PM  
Anatidaephobia: The Fear That Your Local Pharmacy Will Be Invaded By Ducks
 
2013-10-25 10:59:02 PM  
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-10-25 11:07:08 PM  
images.amcnetworks.com
 
2013-10-25 11:30:03 PM  

cnocnanrionnag: Anyone know what species these ducks were.  As a slightly more than casual birder I am familiar with the common wild duck species to be found in the Eastern part of n. America (like saratoga Springs N.Y.)

the green head is mallard-like but the white breast is a surprise to me.

are these domesticated escapes?


Those are tamies.
They are produced when people combine wonderbread, domestic ducks and wild ducks.
The end result is a bastard duck which is actually mostly domestic, yet protected by the same laws as wild ducks yet the typical DNR wants them removed.
It is a big mess.
 
2013-10-25 11:30:35 PM  
It's like a repository of ducks.
 
2013-10-25 11:47:17 PM  

kokomo61: [images.amcnetworks.com image 640x480]


also: Ducks eat free at subway... what the hell are they doing at the drug store???
 
2013-10-26 12:04:30 AM  

whipbambucket: kokomo61: [images.amcnetworks.com image 640x480]

also: Ducks eat free at subway... what the hell are they doing at the drug store???


They're at the drug store because they ate for free at Subway.
 
2013-10-26 12:11:25 AM  

foxtail: cnocnanrionnag: Anyone know what species these ducks were.  As a slightly more than casual birder I am familiar with the common wild duck species to be found in the Eastern part of n. America (like saratoga Springs N.Y.)

the green head is mallard-like but the white breast is a surprise to me.

are these domesticated escapes?

Those are tamies.
They are produced when people combine wonderbread, domestic ducks and wild ducks.
The end result is a bastard duck which is actually mostly domestic, yet protected by the same laws as wild ducks yet the typical DNR wants them removed.
It is a big mess.


Ah. not necessarily so.  http://myfwc.com/wildlifehabitats/managed/waterfowl/nuisance-waterfow l /nuisance-mallards/ , Florida Wildlife Commission site:

If mallards are obvious hybrids with muscovies or other domestic ducks (see photo below), then no federal or state wildlife laws protect them from capture or direct population control.
 
2013-10-26 12:24:00 AM  

geekasaurus: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 482x358]


WHAT THE HELL, MAN?!?

i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-10-26 04:16:30 PM  
A brace of ducks is two ducks. A store full of ducks is a whole farking bunch.
 
2013-10-26 06:10:58 PM  

SwiftFox: foxtail: cnocnanrionnag: Anyone know what species these ducks were.  As a slightly more than casual birder I am familiar with the common wild duck species to be found in the Eastern part of n. America (like saratoga Springs N.Y.)

the green head is mallard-like but the white breast is a surprise to me.

are these domesticated escapes?

Those are tamies.
They are produced when people combine wonderbread, domestic ducks and wild ducks.
The end result is a bastard duck which is actually mostly domestic, yet protected by the same laws as wild ducks yet the typical DNR wants them removed.
It is a big mess.

Ah. not necessarily so.  http://myfwc.com/wildlifehabitats/managed/waterfowl/nuisance-waterfow l /nuisance-mallards/ , Florida Wildlife Commission site:

If mallards are obvious hybrids with muscovies or other domestic ducks (see photo below), then no federal or state wildlife laws protect them from capture or direct population control.


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I don't trust that. When I contacted the DNR, they said that they are protected by MN AND federal law.
Now, was the person at the DNR just a lazy turd? Maybe.

I do not trust the DNR here. Just because I am a LEO does not mean the crappie cops will not set you up.
 
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