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2013-10-25 06:44:25 PM
"You can actually put this in a pot of boiling water after you're done playing with it, totally sterilize it, then put it in somebody else's butt,"

You might want to leave it cool off first...then again, maybe not. Just sayin'.
 
2013-10-25 07:11:40 PM
Thread is dildos....
 
2013-10-25 07:17:56 PM
You forget to add "repeatedly", subby.
 
2013-10-25 07:18:35 PM
She was really pulling on that rooster ring. I kept waiting for it to snap on her fingers or fly across the room and land on someone's head.

/no pun intended
//well, maybe just a *little*
 
2013-10-25 07:20:09 PM
Oh, I thought you said you wanted your ass canned, not caned.
 
2013-10-25 07:21:05 PM
I know I'm coming.
 
2013-10-25 07:23:13 PM
"You can actually put this in a pot of boiling water after you're done playing with it, totally sterilize it, then put it in somebody else's butt," advised VonDyke. "It's also good for prostate play, you can put it in people's butts."

areyoufuckingcoding.me
 
2013-10-25 07:23:50 PM
media.screened.com

Any cock'll doooo!
 
2013-10-25 07:24:35 PM

Barfmaker: "You can actually put this in a pot of boiling water after you're done playing with it, totally sterilize it, then put it in somebody else's butt,"

You might want to leave it cool off first...then again, maybe not. Just sayin'.


Special pan or just one off the kitchen shelf?
 
2013-10-25 07:26:32 PM
Seriously?  College students these days need the farkING COLLEGE to teach them how to use sex toys?  How lame are college students these days?
 
2013-10-25 07:27:29 PM

jamspoon: Barfmaker: "You can actually put this in a pot of boiling water after you're done playing with it, totally sterilize it, then put it in somebody else's butt,"

You might want to leave it cool off first...then again, maybe not. Just sayin'.

Special pan or just one off the kitchen shelf?


Special pot, just make sure it is in a distinctive color from the rest of your kitchen cookery.
 
2013-10-25 07:28:53 PM

buster_v: Seriously?  College students these days need the farkING COLLEGE to teach them how to use sex toys?  How lame are college students these days?


Apparently they can't figure out "Tab A into Slot B" without a 400-level course.
 
2013-10-25 07:30:04 PM

ClavellBCMI: jamspoon: Barfmaker: "You can actually put this in a pot of boiling water after you're done playing with it, totally sterilize it, then put it in somebody else's butt,"

You might want to leave it cool off first...then again, maybe not. Just sayin'.

Special pan or just one off the kitchen shelf?

Special pot, just make sure it is in a distinctive color from the rest of your kitchen cookery.


Brown
 
2013-10-25 07:31:25 PM

ClavellBCMI: jamspoon: Barfmaker: "You can actually put this in a pot of boiling water after you're done playing with it, totally sterilize it, then put it in somebody else's butt,"

You might want to leave it cool off first...then again, maybe not. Just sayin'.

Special pan or just one off the kitchen shelf?

Special pot, just make sure it is in a distinctive color from the rest of your kitchen cookery.


So it's like keeping kosher. But not really at all.
 
2013-10-25 07:32:34 PM
That joke just never gets old, apparently.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7950286/University-plans-to-host-an-orga s m-class-for-female-students-cant-wait-to-see-how-many-people-will-come
 
2013-10-25 07:32:50 PM
"Items like this are actually kind of like art pieces, like you could totally leave this on the coffee table when your mom comes over and she would never know.  She would be like 'What's that' and, inside, you're dying because your mom is touching your butt toy."

O_o


/my mom used to touch my butt all the time
 
2013-10-25 07:32:59 PM

redrumten: Any cock'll doooo!


When are you coming around? I've like eight cock rings I'm not using anymore.
 
2013-10-25 07:35:28 PM
That video lacked buzz.
 
2013-10-25 07:37:05 PM

buster_v: Seriously?  College students these days need the farkING COLLEGE to teach them how to use sex toys?  How lame are college students these days?


I can say I have seen ones I either had no freaking clue what one does with them or, if I could make an educated guess, figure out *why* someone needed to do that.

This is an area I will usually pick the 'organic' alternative.
 
2013-10-25 07:37:43 PM

buster_v: Seriously?  College students these days need the farkING COLLEGE to teach them how to use sex toys?  How lame are college students these days?


Came here to say this. Anyone who needs a class on how to use sex toys should not be allowed anywhere near them.
 
2013-10-25 07:39:24 PM
thumbs.newschoolers.com
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-25 07:41:29 PM
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-10-25 07:43:12 PM
I think they should be teaching this to kids. You know why? By the time the kids are in highschool, they already know more about sex that the average person who grew up in the 60s or 70s. They already know more about sex toys as well. They already would have learned all about it on the net. The dangerous thing is, if they learn from the wrong internet sources that don't teach about proper health and safety practices. You can't wait for them to be doing all sorts of sexual acts and putting stuff in their butts or wherever when they don't even know how to do things properly. This is why you have to teach this sort of thing to kids.

In today's world, kids in elementary have access to the internet. No matter what kind of censorship or protection you place, kids will always find a way to access porn and material about sex. You have to teach them as soon as possible about safety, when it is appropriate, and the differences between normal porn and amateur porn.
 
2013-10-25 08:00:32 PM
I'd show up with a shirt that said "Free Sample"
 
2013-10-25 08:05:51 PM
imageshack.us

Next week in the sex workshop, cooking with your sterilizing pot.
 
2013-10-25 08:12:15 PM
I got some beads on a string.

Oh wait....that was at Micheals.
 
2013-10-25 08:17:30 PM

GreenSun: I think they should be teaching this to kids. You know why? By the time the kids are in highschool, they already know more about sex that the average person who grew up in the 60s or 70s. They already know more about sex toys as well. They already would have learned all about it on the net. The dangerous thing is, if they learn from the wrong internet sources that don't teach about proper health and safety practices. You can't wait for them to be doing all sorts of sexual acts and putting stuff in their butts or wherever when they don't even know how to do things properly. This is why you have to teach this sort of thing to kids.

In today's world, kids in elementary have access to the internet. No matter what kind of censorship or protection you place, kids will always find a way to access porn and material about sex. You have to teach them as soon as possible about safety, when it is appropriate, and the differences between normal porn and amateur porn.


imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-10-25 08:17:52 PM
"You can actually put this in a pot of boiling water after you're done playing with it, totally sterilize it, then put it in somebody else's butt,"

How 'bout no.
 
2013-10-25 08:28:11 PM

ClavellBCMI: buster_v: Seriously?  College students these days need the farkING COLLEGE to teach them how to use sex toys?  How lame are college students these days?

Apparently they can't figure out "Tab A into Slot B" without a 400-level course.


Well, it IS hard to explain these things in the limited space of a Twitter message.
 
2013-10-25 08:31:02 PM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: "You can actually put this in a pot of boiling water after you're done playing with it, totally sterilize it, then put it in somebody else's butt,"

How 'bout no.


Why not? There are a few bacteria that may survive above 212 F, but even HIV dies off at 140 F, and if you are worried about things like HIV on your toys...you probably already know this.
 
2013-10-25 08:33:16 PM

GreenSun: I think they should be teaching this to kids. You know why? By the time the kids are in highschool, they already know more about sex that the average person who grew up in the 60s or 70s. They already know more about sex toys as well. They already would have learned all about it on the net. The dangerous thing is, if they learn from the wrong internet sources that don't teach about proper health and safety practices. You can't wait for them to be doing all sorts of sexual acts and putting stuff in their butts or wherever when they don't even know how to do things properly. This is why you have to teach this sort of thing to kids.

In today's world, kids in elementary have access to the internet. No matter what kind of censorship or protection you place, kids will always find a way to access porn and material about sex. You have to teach them as soon as possible about safety, when it is appropriate, and the differences between normal porn and amateur porn.


Thanks for your whiteknighting but the internet hasn't changed jack shiat when it comes to procreation in oh, the....pick something....last split in human evolution? Now....if you want to have sex for fun, and educate kids to a point that they're matured enough to make responsible decisions, like not a goddamn one of us on Fark has? Have at it. I do get your point, and the responsibility ultimately lies on us.
 
2013-10-25 09:34:09 PM
Aw man, I missed it.
When is the next one???

I need all the help I can get...
 
2013-10-25 09:50:06 PM
"You can actually put this in a pot of boiling water after you're done playing with it, totally sterilize it, then put it in somebody else's butt," advised VonDyke. "It's also good for prostate play, you can put it in people's butts."

But let me ask you this: can I put it in someone's butt?


\My alma mater
\\not ashamed to say that in college I could have benefitted from some of these lectures
\\\learned the...ahem...hard way
 
2013-10-25 10:16:45 PM

buster_v: Seriously?  College students these days need the farkING COLLEGE to teach them how to use sex toys?  How lame are college students these days?


Don't be silly.
This was just an amazing plan by the faculty member who now teaches this course to giggling freshmen.
 
2013-10-25 10:21:33 PM

ClavellBCMI: buster_v: Seriously?  College students these days need the farkING COLLEGE to teach them how to use sex toys?  How lame are college students these days?

Apparently they can't figure out "Tab A into Slot B" without a 400-level course.


I can tell you have never purchased a sling at ikea
 
2013-10-25 10:32:15 PM
pics.imcdb.org
 
2013-10-26 12:04:15 AM
www.beautyandbodymatrix.com
The only thing she'll ever want or need. works great cowgirl as well.
 
2013-10-26 01:40:56 AM
Forget a hitachi...we-vibe all the way. Or Lelo poducts!
 
2013-10-26 08:53:05 AM
Hitachi makes fine hard drives, but unless your going the Balsa wood route on your dildos, I'd recommend the fine line up from Doc Johnson. Especially if your walking around with an Echo chamber between your legs.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-26 08:59:36 AM

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Hitachi makes fine hard drives, but unless your going the Balsa wood route on your dildos, I'd recommend the fine line up from Doc Johnson. Especially if your walking around with an Echo chamber between your legs.


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