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(NBC DFW)   Hundreds of baby nopes released into the wild   (nbcdfw.com) divider line 53
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gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-25 01:24:22 PM
Fark you subby. Fark you so hard and long for unneeded nightmare fuel.
 
2013-10-25 01:30:57 PM
i was in Lubbock briefly this summer, and there was no shortage of tarantulas there. walk from a parking lot into a building? 2 tarantula minimum. the locals seemed to think it was normal to see them just about everywhere.
 
2013-10-25 01:33:53 PM
wehronrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwernw'semfffffffffffffff ffffffffffffffffffff

I HATE YOU SO MUCH SUBBY
 
2013-10-25 01:38:01 PM
img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-10-25 01:57:33 PM
+1 on the headline, submitter
 
2013-10-25 02:30:13 PM
Baby spiders?
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-25 02:31:40 PM
 
2013-10-25 02:32:42 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-25 02:34:07 PM
Baby spiders in the wild. On your car.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-25 02:39:58 PM
I just don't get the spider hate. They eat bugs that annoy me.
 
2013-10-25 02:45:52 PM
images.sodahead.com
 
2013-10-25 03:10:47 PM

Lando Lincoln: I just don't get the spider hate. They eat bugs that annoy me.


Exactly. Anything that eats mosquitoes is okay in my book.
 
2013-10-25 03:10:59 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-25 03:14:34 PM
narwhaler.com

Farking spiders. GOD I'M SO ITCHY.
 
2013-10-25 03:18:47 PM
Came in expecting octopuses. octopi? octo.. oh whatever. Leaving disappointed.
 
2013-10-25 03:21:24 PM

miss diminutive: [narwhaler.com image 500x340]

Farking spiders. GOD I'M SO ITCHY.


Itching is one of the symptoms. You were probably bitten.
i.imgur.com

Or a tarantula may have just kicked some urticating hairs onto you.

/You may want to see a doctor
 
2013-10-25 03:25:26 PM

I want your skull: miss diminutive: [narwhaler.com image 500x340]

Farking spiders. GOD I'M SO ITCHY.

Itching is one of the symptoms. You were probably bitten.
[i.imgur.com image 220x223]

Or a tarantula may have just kicked some urticating hairs onto you.

/You may want to see a doctor


31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-25 03:30:29 PM
I don't have a problem with spiders.

If it has a pelt, it is no longer a spider and must be dealt with accordingly.


/shivers
 
2013-10-25 03:33:54 PM
I want this woman to have an ironic death.   Is...that wrong of me?
 
2013-10-25 03:37:42 PM

Prevailing Wind: I want this woman to have an ironic death.   Is...that wrong of me?


lh3.googleusercontent.com

Idea for a new song title: Eaten by Spiders
 
2013-10-25 03:38:15 PM

miss diminutive: I want your skull: miss diminutive: [narwhaler.com image 500x340]

Farking spiders. GOD I'M SO ITCHY.

Itching is one of the symptoms. You were probably bitten.
[i.imgur.com image 220x223]

Or a tarantula may have just kicked some urticating hairs onto you.

/You may want to see a doctor

[31.media.tumblr.com image 500x343]


I'm sorry. Here, have some eye bleach.
 
2013-10-25 03:44:51 PM
So "nope" is the official Fark name for spiders now?

/i bet clowns are called "AW HELL NAWS"
 
2013-10-25 03:45:44 PM

I want your skull: miss diminutive: I want your skull: miss diminutive: [narwhaler.com image 500x340]

Farking spiders. GOD I'M SO ITCHY.

Itching is one of the symptoms. You were probably bitten.
[i.imgur.com image 220x223]

Or a tarantula may have just kicked some urticating hairs onto you.

/You may want to see a doctor

[31.media.tumblr.com image 500x343]

I'm sorry. Here, have some eye bleach.


 img.pandawhale.com
 
2013-10-25 03:48:30 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: So "nope" is the official Fark name for spiders now?

/i bet clowns are called "AW HELL NAWS"


What would the term for spiderclowns be?
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-25 03:53:55 PM

I want your skull: miss diminutive: I want your skull: miss diminutive: [narwhaler.com image 500x340]

Farking spiders. GOD I'M SO ITCHY.

Itching is one of the symptoms. You were probably bitten.
[i.imgur.com image 220x223]

Or a tarantula may have just kicked some urticating hairs onto you.

/You may want to see a doctor

[31.media.tumblr.com image 500x343]

I'm sorry. Here, have some eye bleach.


JERK!
 
2013-10-25 03:58:42 PM

I want your skull: Lando Lincoln: I just don't get the spider hate. They eat bugs that annoy me.

Exactly. Anything that eats mosquitoes is okay in my book.


Link
 
2013-10-25 04:04:26 PM

LewDux: I want your skull: Lando Lincoln: I just don't get the spider hate. They eat bugs that annoy me.

Exactly. Anything non-mosquito that eats mosquitoes is okay in my book.

Link


Fixed.
 
2013-10-25 04:18:27 PM
WHY DO I OPEN THESE THREADS?
 
2013-10-25 04:31:50 PM
 
2013-10-25 04:36:57 PM

Lando Lincoln: I just don't get the spider hate. They eat bugs that annoy me.


Yup. And tarantulas are pretty harmless. They only bite in self defense if they're in mortal danger, and even then it's basically the equivalent of a bee sting.
 
2013-10-25 04:52:15 PM

I want your skull: Pants full of macaroni!!: So "nope" is the official Fark name for spiders now?

/i bet clowns are called "AW HELL NAWS"

What would the term for spiderclowns be?
[i.imgur.com image 500x362]



There actually are real clown spiders:

img.fark.net
cdn.fearnet.com
 
2013-10-25 05:09:39 PM
0.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com
 
2013-10-25 05:36:55 PM
In our bedroom right over the bed is a ceiling fan which is rarely used. It is a good place for house spiders to build their webs. When they reproduce and the babies are big enough to disperse they rappel down on silk threads, right onto whatever is on the bed. Try reading in bed with baby spiders on your book or arms.

// actually a strong puff when they get head level will send them off to the floor. An eavesdropper could tell when it is raining spiders by listening to us puff.

 
2013-10-25 05:37:10 PM
bjmendelson.com
 
2013-10-25 05:42:22 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-25 05:52:11 PM
i970.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-25 06:02:20 PM

Lando Lincoln: I just don't get the spider hate. They eat bugs that annoy me.


Agreed.

And apparently these particular tarantulas are docile and harmless enough that they make good pets. For those who are into that sort of thing.

Okay, I never really wanted a tarantula as a pet, personally. They're so fragile. I'd be too afraid of dropping the poor thing!
 
2013-10-25 06:25:32 PM
They better hurry with the snakes and gorillas.  Winter's on its way.
 
2013-10-25 07:06:39 PM

I want your skull: miss diminutive: I want your skull: miss diminutive: [narwhaler.com image 500x340]

Farking spiders. GOD I'M SO ITCHY.

Itching is one of the symptoms. You were probably bitten.
[i.imgur.com image 220x223]

Or a tarantula may have just kicked some urticating hairs onto you.

/You may want to see a doctor

[31.media.tumblr.com image 500x343]

I'm sorry. Here, have some eye bleach.


oh sh*t

oh sh*t

oh sh*t

burn it down, burn it all down!!!
 
2013-10-25 07:11:33 PM

HairBolus: In our bedroom right over the bed is a ceiling fan which is rarely used. It is a good place for house spiders to build their webs. When they reproduce and the babies are big enough to disperse they rappel down on silk threads, right onto whatever is on the bed. Try reading in bed with baby spiders on your book or arms.

// actually a strong puff when they get head level will send them off to the floor. An eavesdropper could tell when it is raining spiders by listening to us puff.


for the love of all that is holy, sell your house at a discount! and maybe see a psychiatrist!
 
2013-10-25 07:43:19 PM

I want your skull: Pants full of macaroni!!: So "nope" is the official Fark name for spiders now?

/i bet clowns are called "AW HELL NAWS"

What would the term for spiderclowns be?
[i.imgur.com image 500x362]


I was going to answer your question, but I only speak screaming now.
 
2013-10-25 08:18:38 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-25 11:06:48 PM

I want your skull: Baby spiders?
[i.imgur.com image 600x442]


Daawwwww, it's a little baby spider assault carrier!
 
2013-10-25 11:26:15 PM
I wish spiders were trainable to replace screen windows.
 
2013-10-25 11:37:44 PM

I want your skull: Baby spiders?
[i.imgur.com image 600x442]


images.wikia.com
Family resemblance
 
2013-10-26 12:13:20 AM
The only spiders I am OK with are tarantulas and jumping spiders. I'm OK with orb weavers too, so long as they stay the fark away from my home and car. But all other spiders creep me the fark out.
 
2013-10-26 02:58:23 AM
I'mma just leave this here... (nsfw)
 
2013-10-26 09:25:20 AM
I also ate spiders in Cambodia, they were actually quite tasty. I ate like 10 of them. Then I proceeded to be an idiot backpacker and drank two buckets (For non travelers, it's a small children's sand bucket with shiat vodka, redbull, and soda water).

I proceeded to throw up at my room and 80 spider legs and bits of spider proceeded to erupt from my mouth, it was a scene from hell.

That night I learned stomach acid takes time to eat away at chitin.
 
2013-10-26 02:01:43 PM

MadMattressMack: [i.imgur.com image 248x193]


The Spock nope gif is the _only_ reason I'll approach spider threads. It still makes me crack up.

/   I don't hate spiders, exactly. I generally approve of their feeding habits.
//   But I do feel that maintaining a healthy distance ...
//    ...Seeing other people ...
///    ... It's not them; it's me. (It's them.)
 
2013-10-26 02:02:49 PM

blackartemis: That night I learned stomach acid takes time to eat away at chitin.


Your feeding habits, on the other hand...
 
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