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(The Smoking Gun)   Drunken Georgia man's indiscretions towards women come back to bite him in the ass   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 39
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2013-10-25 12:58:29 PM
I'll need to see a pic of the woman before I know if she should have been flattered or offended.
 
2013-10-25 12:58:55 PM
Sounds like Tuesday to me.

/Was that wrong?
//Should I not have done that?
 
2013-10-25 12:59:24 PM
Odds that she first told him, "Bite my ass!"?
 
2013-10-25 01:01:55 PM
sexual battery,  ??
He bit her in the ass.
Is ass sex legal in that county?
 
2013-10-25 01:03:10 PM
The 22-year-old victim fingered Cruz when interviewed by officers

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2013-10-25 01:06:08 PM
Did this assault make her brown eye blue?
 
2013-10-25 01:06:34 PM
There, but for the grace of God, go I.
 
2013-10-25 01:06:50 PM
What an ass ...
 
2013-10-25 01:07:39 PM
Why didn't this guy have the pemmican beaten out of him?
 
2013-10-25 01:08:54 PM
She could use some ass cream.
 
2013-10-25 01:09:31 PM
i.cdn.turner.com

cdn.meme.li

 
2013-10-25 01:11:38 PM
Maybe he was just hungry. Most bar food sucks.
 
2013-10-25 01:14:52 PM
Moderately large earthquake in Japan just a minute ago.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-10-25 01:15:27 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Moderately large earthquake in Japan just a minute ago.


did it bite you on the ass?
 
2013-10-25 01:15:40 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Moderately large earthquake in Japan just a minute ago.


1m tsunami warning is issued for Fukushima.

Magnitude 6.8.
 
2013-10-25 01:16:24 PM

d23: AverageAmericanGuy: Moderately large earthquake in Japan just a minute ago.

did it bite you on the ass?


It might have. But I'm not one to finger a biter.
 
2013-10-25 01:16:54 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: AverageAmericanGuy: Moderately large earthquake in Japan just a minute ago.

1m tsunami warning is issued for Fukushima.

Magnitude 6.8.


where are you getting that? i don't see it anywhere
 
2013-10-25 01:17:17 PM

DubtodaIll: AverageAmericanGuy: AverageAmericanGuy: Moderately large earthquake in Japan just a minute ago.

1m tsunami warning is issued for Fukushima.

Magnitude 6.8.

where are you getting that? i don't see it anywhere


NHK.
 
2013-10-25 01:21:50 PM
Damn....shades of Ted Bundy.

/Florida actually I believe
 
2013-10-25 01:22:47 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: AverageAmericanGuy: Moderately large earthquake in Japan just a minute ago.

1m tsunami warning is issued for Fukushima.

Magnitude 6.8.


Tsunami scheduled to hit Fukushima at 2:40am.

Get your bananas ready, folks.
 
2013-10-25 01:23:23 PM

Primitive Screwhead:


Holy Shiat! Lol
 
2013-10-25 01:28:10 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: AverageAmericanGuy: Moderately large earthquake in Japan just a minute ago.

1m tsunami warning is issued for Fukushima.

Magnitude 6.8.


So the oarfish really were a predictor? Does this mean Cali isn't going to drop into the ocean this week? Whew!

Back on topic, wtf. This guy is one of those types that should put his drinking days behind him. If you get so freakish when you drink that you grab boobs and bite women on the ass, it is better if you just don't drink.

Sorry Farkers, I know that may include some of you. Yes, it is wrong, no, you should not get drunk.
 
2013-10-25 01:28:22 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: AverageAmericanGuy: Moderately large earthquake in Japan just a minute ago.

1m tsunami warning is issued for Fukushima.

Magnitude 6.8.


Maybe they shouldn't test fire the wave motion gun underwater!
 
2013-10-25 01:32:38 PM
USGS is saying 7.3, but looks to be a couple hundred miles off the coast so hopefully not as much damage.
 
2013-10-25 01:33:42 PM

supershaft: USGS is saying 7.3, but looks to be a couple hundred miles off the coast so hopefully not as much damage.


Not much so far. It shook for a while here in Tokyo.

6 minutes until the tsunami hits.
 
2013-10-25 01:36:15 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: supershaft: USGS is saying 7.3, but looks to be a couple hundred miles off the coast so hopefully not as much damage.

Not much so far. It shook for a while here in Tokyo.

6 minutes until the tsunami hits.


Unmoored ships are heading out into open water.
 
2013-10-25 01:38:24 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: supershaft: USGS is saying 7.3, but looks to be a couple hundred miles off the coast so hopefully not as much damage.

Not much so far. It shook for a while here in Tokyo.

6 minutes until the tsunami hits.


Well, in the spirit of the thread ... Hold onto your ass!
 
2013-10-25 01:39:20 PM

headstone: AverageAmericanGuy: supershaft: USGS is saying 7.3, but looks to be a couple hundred miles off the coast so hopefully not as much damage.

Not much so far. It shook for a while here in Tokyo.

6 minutes until the tsunami hits.

Well, in the spirit of the thread ... Hold onto your ass!


Bite me!
 
2013-10-25 01:41:37 PM

Beanlet: AverageAmericanGuy: AverageAmericanGuy: Moderately large earthquake in Japan just a minute ago.

1m tsunami warning is issued for Fukushima.

Magnitude 6.8.

So the oarfish really were a predictor? Does this mean Cali isn't going to drop into the ocean this week? Whew!

Back on topic, wtf. This guy is one of those types that should put his drinking days behind him. If you get so freakish when you drink that you grab boobs and bite women on the ass, it is better if you just don't drink.

Sorry Farkers, I know that may include some of you. Yes, it is wrong, no, you should not get drunk.


Well... in a less 'enlightened' time (back in the early '80's), if amongst friends, and you didn't bite hard but to be playful. The kind of bite that is more of a "bite" than a BITE, and causes no physical pain. Who amongst us didn't do that to a few comely lasses. Or not so comely lasses.

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

/ouch. Mom...
 
2013-10-25 01:43:47 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: headstone: AverageAmericanGuy: supershaft: USGS is saying 7.3, but looks to be a couple hundred miles off the coast so hopefully not as much damage.

Not much so far. It shook for a while here in Tokyo.

6 minutes until the tsunami hits.

Well, in the spirit of the thread ... Hold onto your ass!

Bite me!


Well, it's been seven minutes, so ...
 
2013-10-25 01:52:43 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: AverageAmericanGuy: supershaft: USGS is saying 7.3, but looks to be a couple hundred miles off the coast so hopefully not as much damage.

Not much so far. It shook for a while here in Tokyo.

6 minutes until the tsunami hits.

Unmoored ships are heading out into open water.


A new tsunami alert has been issued for the entire east coast of Honshu. 1m expected.

I think they may just be doubling down because nothing happened at 2:40.
 
2013-10-25 01:53:19 PM
Was it this guy?

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-25 02:00:08 PM
Seems fair, a good fingering is worth at least a bag of ass biting in my book.
 
2013-10-25 02:03:16 PM
FTA: David Franklin Cruz, 23, was partying with a friend inside the Nowhere Bar

I'm sure the victim didn't see it coming, but she can't really complain about that.
 
2013-10-25 02:55:18 PM
Remember the "testicle tazering" story from last week? Heres a great candidate!
 
2013-10-25 03:09:36 PM
The 22-year-old victim fingered Cruz when interviewed by officers. The woman said that Cruz "had dropped to his knees and had bitten her on the buttocks."

Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the but-tocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.

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2013-10-25 04:11:07 PM
No munchy, no chewy and keep your teeth to yourself.
 
2013-10-25 05:17:20 PM

MrBallou: Maybe he was just hungry. Most bar food sucks.


As an Athens resident, I can tell you that most of our bar food is decent, and we're unfairly stacked for really good restaurants.

I love this town.
 
2013-10-25 05:42:50 PM
Drunken Georgia man...

Is there another kind?
 
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