Pumpernickel bread: You're supposed to wash your towels?
van1ty: Obviously what they mean is after you shower, you're clean, and then when you wipe yourself with the towel, your cleanliness goes on to the towel, washing it.
van1ty: Washing your face? I let the shower stream hit my face in the morning. Good enough.
A Leaf in Fall: I always try to remove my makeup before I shave.
plcow: Has anybody else noticed that crappy journalism has become very trendy. The trend for the last year is "You're doing ABC wrong! Click my link to tell you how" and usually the article is against some strawman ignoramus who couldn't tie his shoelaces if it wasn't for some crack (pipe) reporter who told him how.
barefoot in the head: Don't understand why you shouldn't wash your hands before you wash your face.
treesloth: barefoot in the head: Don't understand why you shouldn't wash your hands before you wash your face.I think she's saying that not washing your hands is a mistake, and not that you shouldn't do so.
what_now: You guys don't wash your faces?/gross
treesloth: I dry off by rubbing up and down against your mom.
BumpInTheNight: Pumpernickel bread: You're supposed to wash your towels?That's hogwash, the whole point of a shower is becoming clean, what the hell is getting the towels dirty? Besides I prefer a well broken-in towel, they just sort of flex enough that I could floss between my cheeks for hours.
palelizard: I don't use a towel on my face at all. I just sprint around the house full-speed until evaporation takes its course. Then I get dressed.
CCCarnie: treesloth: I dry off by rubbing up and down against your mom.Woah. Didn't you RTFA?!? You're supposed to pat your face against my mom, not rub!
b0rscht: Next up: The shocking truth about how 67.4% of Farkers are not wiping their bums properly.Seriously, the Today Show? It's Not News, it's WeepingVaginas.com!
barefoot in the head: Don't understand why you shouldn't wash your hands before you wash your face.Btw, your plastic shower head is probably a bacteria sanctuary. Don't catch the first blasts with your face.Wash your hands after you do your laundry. Washing machines don't sterilize and you just pulled your wet everything out of there.
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