jake_lex: Judging from the pics on TFA, it was Bud Light, so the "Dumbass" tag should have been used.
Oztemprom: and here I was thinking he went in to rescue a 5 gallon batch of home brew.
FatherChaos: He admitted to being an alcoholic, so this comes as no surprise.
TheSwizz: Lootie is proud. The rest of us think you're a moran.
Arkanaut: TheSwizz: Lootie is proud. The rest of us think you're a moran.Lootie had better taste.
Warmachine999: I could see, maybe, depending on where the actual flames were, running back into my house to save some beer, if it were something like the ones on this list: http://mentalfloss.com/article/30987/10-worlds-most-expensive-beers but for Bud Light? Hell, that's almost less of a beer than the water used to put out the fire.
megarian: I don't care if it's Bud Light. It's beer.If I'm watching my house burn, I want whiskey a beer. Any whiskey beer.
fappomatic: megarian: I don't care if it's Bud Light. It's beer.If I'm watching my house burn, I want whiskey a beer. Any whiskey beer.FTFM
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