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2013-10-25 01:16:17 PM
Judging from the pics on TFA, it was Bud Light, so the "Dumbass" tag should have been used.
 
2013-10-25 01:16:41 PM
Dude, seriously? You risked your life for Bud Light?
 
2013-10-25 01:40:34 PM
Lootie is proud.  The rest of us think you're a moran.
 
2013-10-25 01:41:26 PM
He admitted to being an alcoholic, so this comes as no surprise.
 
2013-10-25 01:42:00 PM

jake_lex: Judging from the pics on TFA, it was Bud Light, so the "Dumbass" tag should have been used.


real men of genius
we salute you mr, dumbass runs into burning house.

/dnrta
 
2013-10-25 01:43:32 PM
What a lucky fool.
 
2013-10-25 01:45:08 PM
This man derserves a burple heart.
 
2013-10-25 01:46:01 PM
what a man resuing beer might look like

www.drwebman.com
 
2013-10-25 01:47:08 PM
and here I was thinking he went in to rescue a 5 gallon batch of home brew.
 
2013-10-25 01:47:13 PM
If my few remaining bottles of Westvleteren XII were at risk, you better believe I'd run into a burning house.
 
2013-10-25 01:49:47 PM

Oztemprom: and here I was thinking he went in to rescue a 5 gallon batch of home brew.


...I can see doing that.
 
2013-10-25 01:50:13 PM
acidcow.com
 
2013-10-25 01:51:12 PM
I can't stand bud products but I admire his dedication
 
2013-10-25 01:51:40 PM
Seems appropriate:

http://youtu.be/At1hoyzcgxk
 
2013-10-25 01:52:19 PM
I could see, maybe, depending on where the actual flames were, running back into my house to save some beer, if it were something like the ones on this list: http://mentalfloss.com/article/30987/10-worlds-most-expensive-beers  but for Bud Light?  Hell, that's almost less of a beer than the water used to put out the fire.
 
2013-10-25 01:54:21 PM
don't offer me your prayers...offer me a beer.
 
2013-10-25 02:02:27 PM
Man enters burning house to rescue very warm beer
 
2013-10-25 02:06:59 PM
prod.cloud.rockstargames.com
 
2013-10-25 02:11:45 PM
Harpoon IPA case on sale for 22.99 all loaded up and ready for the weekend. You bet your ass I am going in to at least give it a looksy.
 
2013-10-25 02:28:56 PM

FatherChaos: He admitted to being an alcoholic, so this comes as no surprise.



He also admitted to being an idiot.

FTA:

"I told them to get the kids out and everything, and me myself, being an alcoholic, I was trying to get my beer out," said Walter Serpit, "I went back into the house like a dummy and the door shut on me because this back draft was about to kill me."

I did find that very funny. Such candor. Worthy of  a "quote of the day", I think.

Naturally, Simpsons did it the time Moe's caught on fire and Barney went back to save the kegs. This guy may have been intent on saving a six pack. I don't know if that is funnier or less funny. Hard for me to say.
 
2013-10-25 02:29:21 PM
must be an alcoholic if he was willing to die for a bud light

/UT-Alabama tomorrow. t-minus 2 hours till my boozing begins
 
2013-10-25 02:30:19 PM
I guess you can't watch your own house burn down without a beer, now can you? Also, Bud light is piss in a can. Regardless of anything, this should have the FAIL or DUMBASS tag.
 
2013-10-25 02:33:13 PM
What's his Fark handle?
 
2013-10-25 02:39:49 PM
"I'm an alcoholic, so I had to go back for my beer."

durbnpoisn.comli.com
 
2013-10-25 02:45:51 PM
Me, myself, and I - all being alcholics - argued about which one should go back for the beer.
 
2013-10-25 02:48:19 PM
nathantimmel.com
WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE BEER?
 
2013-10-25 02:52:29 PM
s23.postimg.org

And not a single fark was given that day.
 
2013-10-25 02:53:53 PM
Rauchbier anybody?
 
2013-10-25 03:05:12 PM
Dad?

Didn't read TFA, but it sounds like something my dad would do.
 
2013-10-25 03:09:25 PM

TheSwizz: Lootie is proud.  The rest of us think you're a moran.


Lootie had better taste.
 
2013-10-25 03:26:10 PM
I don't care if it's Bud Light. It's beer.

If I'm watching my house burn, I want a beer. Any beer.
 
2013-10-25 03:27:35 PM
Why wouldn't you?
 
2013-10-25 03:39:55 PM
I always wonder what the generic light beer haters drink after mowing the grass on a hot day.  Don't get me wrong, that's about all it's good for. Well, maybe for washing down some hot wings or steamed crabs.

Man, it's hot, this artisanal super hoppy IPA is perfect!

Arkanaut: TheSwizz: Lootie is proud.  The rest of us think you're a moran.

Lootie had better taste.


Eh, BL > Heniken
 
2013-10-25 04:05:49 PM

Warmachine999: I could see, maybe, depending on where the actual flames were, running back into my house to save some beer, if it were something like the ones on this list: http://mentalfloss.com/article/30987/10-worlds-most-expensive-beers  but for Bud Light?  Hell, that's almost less of a beer than the water used to put out the fire.


Beer actually makes a pretty good fire extinguisher with all the CO2 in it. I once put out an engine fire in our bass player's van with some cheap beer.

I don't drink cheap beer now.
 
2013-10-25 04:07:31 PM
If it was my Kate the Great, I'd consider it. But Bud Light? Come on.
 
2013-10-25 04:18:23 PM

megarian: I don't care if it's Bud Light. It's beer.

If I'm watching my house burn, I want  whiskey a beer. Any whiskey beer.


FTFM
 
2013-10-25 04:33:11 PM
nocturnal001: I always wonder what the generic light beer haters drink after mowing the grass on a hot day.  Don't get me wrong, that's about all it's good for. Well, maybe for washing down some hot wings or steamed crabs.

Man, it's hot, this artisanal super hoppy IPA is perfect!

Arkanaut: TheSwizz: Lootie is proud.  The rest of us think you're a moran.

Lootie had better taste.

Eh, BL > Heniken


Gimme a cold Tecate after mowing the lawn.  I can usually get a 30 pack for the same price as Bud but unlike Bud it has a bit of flavor and no rotten crotch aftertaste.

Mmmmm, Tecate es muy bonita!

farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2013-10-25 04:43:22 PM

fappomatic: megarian: I don't care if it's Bud Light. It's beer.

If I'm watching my house burn, I want  whiskey a beer. Any whiskey beer.

FTFM


Thanks.

Much better. :)
 
2013-10-25 05:17:00 PM
When my apartment building was on fire me and my upstairs neighbor went to the closest bar and drank our faces off.

- Cool story CharBro

He's a Farker too, can't remember his login for the life of me.
 
2013-10-25 06:11:38 PM
I read that as " to rescue bear." So yeah, I'm already drunk.
 
2013-10-25 06:15:38 PM
Ewww. Warm beer?
 
2013-10-25 08:45:27 PM
mmmmmmmimg.fark.net
 
2013-10-25 10:39:15 PM
I was expecting his first name to be Drew.
 
2013-10-26 02:44:03 AM
Maybe not beer, but.............
He been workin down in Mexico in this rope factory down in Mexico where they make rope outta this funny little hemp plant grows wild in the ground (some o ya grow it in flowerpots unner your bed)
One day the rope factory caught fire and he went runnin" back on in to save his lunch (he got two sardine sandwiches) he went runnin' on back in to save his lunch, and there's all this funny smoke floatin' around inside, and he got some of this funny smoke up inside his head, and he sat down in the middle of the fire and he said, shhhhiat baby I aint gonna make rope no more!
 
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