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(MetroWest Daily News)   Women sentenced to two years in prison for $5.5 million Medicaid fraud, becomes frontrunner in 2018 Florida gubernatorial election   ( ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Medicaid, Framingham, Middlesex Superior Court  
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4532 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Oct 2013 at 1:35 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-25 01:47:31 PM  
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I'm sure she doesnt have the money sitting in stocks, but DAMN if someone told me I could trade 2 years in white collar prison for $5.5M I would be ALL OVER that in a heartbeat.

Apparently ones goal in life should be to get in to ANY position where you have control over large amounts of money - then steal enough to live on for the rest of your life.  Time served is always (apparently) some incredibly tiny fraction of your remaining lifespan.

/theft should start at  6 months jail time - 1 additional year for every multiple of $25k stolen.  Certain bankers would be in jail for thousands of years, but I'm OK with that.
2013-10-25 06:55:16 PM  
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I think its bs that she was applauded for being a nurse, mother, etc.

She stole 5+ million dollars, throw her applauded rear in jail and throw away the key, sieze her assets, tske the gold out of her mouth, and give her kids to family who ain't stealing.

/Repeat for all white collar crooks.
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