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(Baltimore Sun)   Novel written by Maryland sorority girl is "LITERALLY so [expletive] AWKWARD and so [expletive] BORING"   (baltimoresun.com) divider line 51
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2013-10-25 11:59:50 AM  
Survey says:


No1curr
 
2013-10-25 12:05:40 PM  
Meh, she has to do that as no sane company would hire her. One google search of her name tells you she would make a horrible employee anywhere except a frat boy website like "Bro Bible".
 
2013-10-25 12:09:22 PM  
And more than 10,000 people, the Insider included, follow her twitter feed, in which she shares uplifting thoughts on flatulence, drinking and ways in which she would rather maim herself than sit through boring classes.

How avant-garde.
 
2013-10-25 12:12:44 PM  
Attention whores gonna whore for attention.
 
2013-10-25 12:37:27 PM  
I'm waiting for the audio book as narrated by Michael Shannon.
 
2013-10-25 01:27:26 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Meh, she has to do that as no sane company would hire her. One google search of her name tells you she would make a horrible employee anywhere except a frat boy website like "Bro Bible".


Yes, because the only employable people are ones who have never made mistakes. Now, if she came for an interview in 2 years and wasn't completely contrite about the idiocy of what she did, and how she learned from her mistakes, then THAT would be grounds for not hiring her.

/not white-knighting
//just hate when people are excluded because of stupid stuff they did early in life
 
2013-10-25 01:39:45 PM  

SurfaceTension: scottydoesntknow: Meh, she has to do that as no sane company would hire her. One google search of her name tells you she would make a horrible employee anywhere except a frat boy website like "Bro Bible".

Yes, because the only employable people are ones who have never made mistakes. Now, if she came for an interview in 2 years and wasn't completely contrite about the idiocy of what she did, and how she learned from her mistakes, then THAT would be grounds for not hiring her.

/not white-knighting
//just hate when people are excluded because of stupid stuff they did early in life


Because every company loves hiring people who say they're going to "f*cking c*nt punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a f*ck if you SOR me, I WILL F*CKING ASSAULT YOU."

Real quality employee right there.
 
2013-10-25 01:42:18 PM  
slayer199: I'm waiting for the audio book as narrated by Michael Shannon Gilbert Gottfried.

FTFY

/"myy clitttooorrrrrrriiissss"
 
2013-10-25 01:44:30 PM  
I forgot which Farker coined the phrase "no new shoes blues" because in all her photos she's wearing the same shoes, but that should be the title of the book or at least an under score of the main title.
/that and coont punt
 
2013-10-25 01:45:11 PM  
I'm not allowed to post a picture of poop but I can post this:

poop.jpg
 
2013-10-25 01:45:36 PM  
I personally know two people who have sent her legitimate job offers.  Just because YOU are a passive-aggressive weak-willed waste of a human does not mean that people who are willing to publicly and derisively call others out on their BS are unhireable.
 
2013-10-25 01:45:41 PM  
Yep, and the American public at large will gobble it all up. Except for actually reading the novel. Ain't nobody got time fo'that.
 
2013-10-25 01:45:53 PM  

scottydoesntknow: SurfaceTension: scottydoesntknow: Meh, she has to do that as no sane company would hire her. One google search of her name tells you she would make a horrible employee anywhere except a frat boy website like "Bro Bible".

Yes, because the only employable people are ones who have never made mistakes. Now, if she came for an interview in 2 years and wasn't completely contrite about the idiocy of what she did, and how she learned from her mistakes, then THAT would be grounds for not hiring her.

/not white-knighting
//just hate when people are excluded because of stupid stuff they did early in life

Because every company loves hiring people who say they're going to "f*cking c*nt punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a f*ck if you SOR me, I WILL F*CKING ASSAULT YOU."

Real quality employee right there.


Instant manager material.
 
2013-10-25 01:47:23 PM  
"....whose furious email to her sorority sisters at University of Maryland became a national sensation..."

Never farking heard of it. She should know that only sex tapes make you famous in these times.
 
2013-10-25 01:48:28 PM  
Or maybe is an essay in which she explains the absurdity of our society's sick devotion towards fame and celebrity-worship.
 
2013-10-25 01:53:41 PM  
My novel is entitled:
"I slept with Rebecca Martinson and why does it hurt when I pee?"
 
2013-10-25 01:54:16 PM  
Her writing was funny and entertaining in ways she never intended or even recognized. Now she's attempting to write with the aim to deliberately entertain. This probably won't end well.
 
2013-10-25 01:55:00 PM  
"Bro Bible"?

shudder
 
2013-10-25 01:56:01 PM  

Facetious Much: "....whose furious email to her sorority sisters at University of Maryland became a national sensation..."

Never farking heard of it. She should know that only sex tapes make you famous in these times.


Watch the Michael Shannon performance of it on Youtube.  It's a thing of beauty.
 
2013-10-25 01:56:22 PM  
I personally know two people who have sent her legitimate job offers.  Just because YOU are a passive-aggressive weak-willed waste of a human does not mean that people who are willing to publicly and derisively call others out on their BS are unhireable.


Definitely. She's received multiple offers.
 
2013-10-25 01:59:23 PM  

Super Chronic: "Bro Bible"?

shudder


timeswampland.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-25 01:59:29 PM  

Super Chronic: "Bro Bible"?

shudder


Although it did lead me to this,which is farking awesome if you're a baseball/FJM fan like me.
 
2013-10-25 02:01:05 PM  

Carn: I'm not allowed to post a picture of poop but I can post this:

poop.jpg



durbnpoisn.comli.com
 
2013-10-25 02:07:58 PM  

Donnchadha: Survey says:


No1curr



teamshocker.com
 
2013-10-25 02:11:01 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Meh, she has to do that as no sane company would hire her. One google search of her name tells you she would make a horrible employee anywhere except a frat boy website like "Bro Bible".

She could say she's learned from her mistakes and bla bla bla. I've worked with shiatty managers so this girl could be executive/management material and just blend in.
 
2013-10-25 02:11:17 PM  

K.B.O. Winston: Facetious Much: "....whose furious email to her sorority sisters at University of Maryland became a national sensation..."

Never farking heard of it. She should know that only sex tapes make you famous in these times.

Watch the Michael Shannon performance of it on Youtube.  It's a thing of beauty.


I am literally (LITERALLY) running back to my office from lunch in order to do just this.
 
2013-10-25 02:22:00 PM  
Coont Punter: The Novel?
 
2013-10-25 02:25:18 PM  
I like her.  She's Very.
ic.pics.livejournal.com
 
2013-10-25 02:25:22 PM  

K.B.O. Winston: Facetious Much: "....whose furious email to her sorority sisters at University of Maryland became a national sensation..."

Never farking heard of it. She should know that only sex tapes make you famous in these times.

Watch the Michael Shannon performance of it on Youtube.  It's a thing of beauty.


I had never heard of Michael Shannon until now. I shall spend the rest of my work day on You Tube. You deserve your own hero tag.
/Didn't know women could be so vicious!
//Never went to college, joined the service instead.
///Think of all the pillow fights I missed out on!!!
 
2013-10-25 02:28:47 PM  
Sounds about as interesting as the upcoming Santorum produced movie
 
2013-10-25 02:29:39 PM  
Thank Fark all this fraternity/sorority bollocks never made it to the UK.
 
2013-10-25 02:31:13 PM  
The girl in question

cdn02.cdnwp.thefrisky.com
 
2013-10-25 02:35:55 PM  
She actually looks home schooled. Nice.
 
2013-10-25 02:45:23 PM  
Oh for fark sake.
 
2013-10-25 02:54:24 PM  

ukexpat: Thank Fark all this fraternity/sorority bollocks never made it to the UK.


No, you all had something called the House system.

And there was never a wizard or witch that went bad which didn't come out of Slytherin House.
 
2013-10-25 03:18:03 PM  

K.B.O. Winston: Facetious Much: "....whose furious email to her sorority sisters at University of Maryland became a national sensation..."

Never farking heard of it. She should know that only sex tapes make you famous in these times.

Watch the Michael Shannon performance of it on Youtube.  It's a thing of beauty.


I like Hitler's reaction to it.
 
2013-10-25 03:32:20 PM  
I remember thinking when her email came out that she was a surprisingly good writer. I mean, yeah, she's also psychotic and I probably wouldn't want to ever come in contact with her. But there was more there than I expected.
 
2013-10-25 03:56:27 PM  
Maybe she should self publish like the idiot from DC that was in a tizzy when the guy broke her date on her birthday.  Those two should be BFFs
 
2013-10-25 04:20:38 PM  

groppet: Maybe she should self publish like the idiot from DC that was in a tizzy when the guy broke her date on her birthday.  Those two should be BFFs


Totes, man. Plus that DC chick is a published author, so she could get her in the game. Then, movie rights, then the sky's the farkin' limit, you!
 
2013-10-25 04:31:24 PM  
...as the fifth seal opened the next Nancy Grace appeared and the earth trembled.
 
2013-10-25 04:43:32 PM  

Fluid: scottydoesntknow: SurfaceTension: scottydoesntknow: Meh, she has to do that as no sane company would hire her. One google search of her name tells you she would make a horrible employee anywhere except a frat boy website like "Bro Bible".

Yes, because the only employable people are ones who have never made mistakes. Now, if she came for an interview in 2 years and wasn't completely contrite about the idiocy of what she did, and how she learned from her mistakes, then THAT would be grounds for not hiring her.

/not white-knighting
//just hate when people are excluded because of stupid stuff they did early in life

Because every company loves hiring people who say they're going to "f*cking c*nt punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a f*ck if you SOR me, I WILL F*CKING ASSAULT YOU."

Real quality employee right there.

Instant manager material.


blog.securestate.com

"A real straight-shooter with upper management written all over her."
 
2013-10-25 05:49:36 PM  
Then there's the Baltimore Sun's article author bio:

She is a fourth-generation Baltimorean, the descendant of Pigtown speakeasy owners, and among the first in her family to pronounce the "t" in Baltimore. She spent several years living in radiator-rattling distance from The Hippo in Mount Vernon, but now resides in Wyman Park with Mr. Insider and Baby Insider.
 
2013-10-25 06:43:53 PM  
Maybe she will be polite and not talk with her mouth full.

Giggity.
 
2013-10-25 07:12:02 PM  

Deeya: Maybe she will be polite and not talk with her mouth full.

Giggity.


Well, she supposedly did post this on her twitter account..

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-25 08:13:36 PM  

abhorrent1: Deeya: Maybe she will be polite and not talk with her mouth full.

Giggity.

Well, she supposedly did post this on her twitter account..

[i.imgur.com image 410x295]


I approve of this message.
 
2013-10-25 08:31:08 PM  

abhorrent1: Deeya: Maybe she will be polite and not talk with her mouth full.

Giggity.

Well, she supposedly did post this on her twitter account..

[i.imgur.com image 410x295]


The first picture looks better. Now I can't tell if she's particularly attractive or not. In the second one she'd be okay bar hookup material but that's about it.
 
2013-10-25 09:44:20 PM  
I will farking coont punt anyone who one star reviews this on Amazon!
 
2013-10-26 01:05:00 AM  

someonelse: Her writing was funny and entertaining in ways she never intended or even recognized. Now she's attempting to write with the aim to deliberately entertain. This probably won't end well.


She's the Rebecca Black of writing. Anyone who pays for her crap is a waste of brain cells.
 
2013-10-26 11:10:40 AM  
She was decidedly offensive, but the true purpose of these organizations is repeated in her letter, namely that the reason that you join these groups is to network and promote yourself. Those two things will often get you farther in this world than any number of other qualifications for doing the same.
 
2013-10-26 07:42:43 PM  

George Babbitt: ukexpat: Thank Fark all this fraternity/sorority bollocks never made it to the UK.

No, you all had something called the House system.

And there was never a wizard or witch that went bad which didn't come out of Slytherin House.


Not even close - school "houses" exist just within a particular school, they are not national societies that members have some weird life-long relationship with.
 
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