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(Telegram)   "One of the suspects was captured when he tried to run through the state police barracks"   (telegram.com) divider line 14
    More: Fail, state troopers, Charlton, Massachusetts Turnpike, breakdown lane, Dodge Caravan  
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2013-10-25 01:24:04 PM
Vini Bunted Proeung

Sounds like a sneeze gone really wrong ...
 
2013-10-25 01:28:13 PM
Thanks Barracks Obama!
 
2013-10-25 01:28:19 PM
They call me Ishumael.
 
2013-10-25 01:32:47 PM
The driver, however, ran into the rear lot of the state police barracks in Charlton, where he was corralled by the station commander, Lt. David Wilson.

It's good to know that he can fall back on another career, but I'm surprised the lieutenant didn't fumble the arrest.
 
2013-10-25 01:33:19 PM
Maybe he thought it'd be the last place they looked?
 
2013-10-25 01:35:04 PM
Red Rover, red rover?
 
2013-10-25 01:35:16 PM
The pursuit began about 12:20 p.m., when state police Sgt. Mark Courtois saw a black 2007 Dodge Caravan headed west on the turnpike at 100 to 110 mph.

Let me guess he had six cars behind him because he was blocking the left hand lane.
 
2013-10-25 01:35:30 PM
I'm so glad they put that up front in the article. One of those details too great to get buried. Nice find Subs.
 
2013-10-25 01:35:44 PM

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: The driver, however, ran into the rear lot of the state police barracks in Charlton, where he was corralled by the station commander, Lt. David Wilson.

It's good to know that he can fall back on another career, but I'm surprised the lieutenant didn't fumble the arrest.


So not a butter bar.
 
2013-10-25 01:42:26 PM
Why do some states insist on calling a police station a barracks.  Unless the officers live and sleep at the place, it is not a barracks.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/barrack

Stop giving buildings the wrong names.
 
2013-10-25 01:54:42 PM

Some Coke Drinking Guy: Why do some states insist on calling a police station a barracks.


Yeah. Must be some kind of East Coast Closeted Homosexual Thing. In the west, we have mountains named for medical conditions needing immediate care.
 
2013-10-25 02:11:36 PM

Some Coke Drinking Guy: Why do some states insist on calling a police station a barracks.  Unless the officers live and sleep at the place, it is not a barracks.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/barrack

Stop giving buildings the wrong names.


Because "state police offices" just doesn't have quite the same scary militaristic ring to it.
 
2013-10-25 03:38:57 PM
He was just playing on hard mode.
 
2013-10-25 04:20:28 PM
Thanks, Obama....


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