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(WSMV Nashville)   If you steal an XBox, it's a bad idea to go online with the victim's account   (wsmv.com) divider line 19
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4351 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Oct 2013 at 11:02 AM (46 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-25 11:07:58 AM
Unless you spawncamp.
 
2013-10-25 11:08:08 AM
Were you expecting a thief to think? sad.
 
2013-10-25 11:09:39 AM

lockers: Were you expecting a thief to think? sad.


I find it reassuring that the old adage about never underestimating human stupidity still applies.
 
2013-10-25 11:09:59 AM
We only catch the dumb criminals.
 
2013-10-25 11:12:15 AM
The reporter looks like her producer gave her a UFIA right before air.
 
2013-10-25 11:12:24 AM
Mmmm, those puffy cheeks in the mug shot. He'll be all the rage behind bars.
 
2013-10-25 11:20:53 AM
CSB

Someone I know had her PS3 stolen, and the thief played online using her account.

Bad for him, she was a long time CS manager at EA. All she had to do to call officer level execs at Sony was to access her phone's contact list.
 
2013-10-25 11:21:26 AM
I remember a few years back a friend had his laptop stolen.  We knew who did it, but not where he took it.  However to make it easy I had him get his paper work that had his MAC ID and computer serial number.  Normally most people couldn't do much with this, me included.  However my friend's brother in law was a DEA agent.  We had the pawn shop in 24 hours.  We went in and spoke to the shop owner.  Bluntly stating "give us the stolen laptop"  he of course refused and I of course rattled off every number on that machine and the name of the perp who sold it to the shop.  No chances after that, police came in right behind us as my friend phoned them the moment he refused.  The shop owner was arrested, the perp was well known and besides the stolen laptop he had a number of no-no's including guns behind the shelf.  lulz all around, except for the asshole who stole it and the shiatty pawn shop owner, still in prison on those gun charges. The guy who stole it got off easy, despite a record on par with many rapper's fantasies.

 On that note I can tell you direct TV hires people who have been convicted of theft, breaking and entering, etc.  The perp got a job with  them after about a year.  Why do major employers in the US care more about me smoking some mary jane than breaking into my neighbor's home?   Never mind the blind eye I see many companies turning towards DUI convictions, multiple  convictions.
 
2013-10-25 11:22:43 AM
idiot achievement unlocked!
 
2013-10-25 11:24:24 AM
The real story is at the bottom of that page

www.knoxvilledailysun.com

Lindsey Arp received a pot of boiling oil on her face from her boyfriend.  Ryan Haase is serving 40 years for it.
 
2013-10-25 11:32:26 AM

ltdanman44: The real story is at the bottom of that page



Lindsey Arp received a pot of boiling oil on her face from her boyfriend.  Ryan Haase is serving 40 years for it.


Damn! What a d-bag. 40 years will hopefully be long enough for him to die in prison.
 
2013-10-25 11:41:25 AM

GRCooper: CSB

Someone I know had her PS3 stolen, and the thief played online using her account.

Bad for him, she was a long time CS manager at EA. All she had to do to call officer level execs at Sony was to access her phone's contact list.


Bullshiat. Everyone knows EA hasn't had CS since 1995.
 
2013-10-25 11:52:49 AM

ltdanman44: The real story is at the bottom of that page

[www.knoxvilledailysun.com image 245x216]

Lindsey Arp received a pot of boiling oil on her face from her boyfriend.  Ryan Haase is serving 40 years for it.


What a nightmare.
 
2013-10-25 12:03:16 PM

ltdanman44: The real story is at the bottom of that page

[www.knoxvilledailysun.com image 245x216]

Lindsey Arp received a pot of boiling oil on her face from her boyfriend.  Ryan Haase is serving 40 years for it.


I was blessed to be smart enough that your first sentence is totally incomprehensible to me. I get the meaning of the words, but I can never understand why anyone would do that.
 
GBB
2013-10-25 12:26:53 PM
TFA:  Police said they also found he was carrying a loaded gun without a permit.

And that's why you only go as far as "tracking" and not take it up to "confronting" when your connected gadgets are stolen.
 
2013-10-25 12:35:47 PM
GBB - And that's why you only go as far as "tracking" and not take it up to "confronting" when your connected gadgets are stolen.

Unless you get the drop on him first...

/Just sayin...
 
2013-10-25 01:01:02 PM

lockers: why anyone would do that


I have a problem with grammar, spelling, and sentence structure after loosing part of my brain.  I guess im lucky to be able to string two thoughts together at the same time
 
2013-10-25 02:55:11 PM

ltdanman44: lockers: why anyone would do that

I have a problem with grammar, spelling, and sentence structure after loosing part of my brain.  I guess im lucky to be able to string two thoughts together at the same time


I didn't mean it as a dig at you. I mean I can't understand the concept you conveyed. You may as well have said "visited purple winged dingo" for all it mattered. What posses people to do such stupid shiat. Was the boyfriend on something?
 
2013-10-25 07:45:51 PM
This Defcon talk is still my favorite story about recovering a stolen computer.
 
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