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2013-10-25 09:06:01 AM
Not much else to say other than, "fark them."  Christian love, Christ-like behavior...it's all been said.  Some folks need to feel superior to others because they're spiritually and psychologically broken and defective.

I would like to know how they determined he was gay, though.
 
2013-10-25 09:12:12 AM

Diogenes: Not much else to say other than, "fark them."  Christian love, Christ-like behavior...it's all been said.  Some folks need to feel superior to others because they're spiritually and psychologically broken and defective.

I would like to know how they determined he was gay, though.


He had sex with the husband in the bathroom.
 
2013-10-25 09:12:46 AM
The good news is that they're eating at Carrabba's Italian Grill, so they're likely going to die early from arterial hypertension or some kind of metabolic disorder.
 
2013-10-25 09:13:53 AM
"Sir, I'd call you a dick but I love dicks too much."

Seriously though: really?  Is this where you've staked your battle line, fundies?  The credit card slip?  Also, anyone that capitalizes GOD everytime they say GOD is waving a red flag to me, indicating "you can stop reading, it only gets less intelligent from here."
 
2013-10-25 09:13:58 AM
I think, in the countless instances like this, there's no good reason for journalists not to publish any publicly available contact information for unapologetic bigots.  The dozens of late night pizza deliveries they would get as a result might keep them from having to go out to restaurants, and from potentially encountering sinful sinners.
 
2013-10-25 09:14:19 AM

RedPhoenix122: Diogenes: Not much else to say other than, "fark them."  Christian love, Christ-like behavior...it's all been said.  Some folks need to feel superior to others because they're spiritually and psychologically broken and defective.

I would like to know how they determined he was gay, though.

He had sex with the husband in the bathroom.


And the waiter laughed at it.
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-10-25 09:28:35 AM
I'm sorry, did I miss the part of the bible where God tells all Christians to stand in judgment of others?  I can't seem to find that part...
 
2013-10-25 09:30:01 AM
Hey, the majority of Christians aren't like that!!...they just vote the same way, donate to the same groups, and nod their heads in agreement with the same sentiment when not presented in such an obvious way.


/You're an abomination who is going to hell!...but amen and praise Jesus and I love everyone....so it's cool!
 
2013-10-25 09:36:34 AM

NFA: I'm sorry, did I miss the part of the bible where God tells all Christians to stand in judgment of others?  I can't seem to find that part...


Clearly.  The translation can be a little wonky, but it also clearly states to deliver your judgment in a way that allows you to escape actually having to face the sinner.  Fun fact: "pot shots" literally translates from Aramaic.
 
2013-10-25 09:39:58 AM

factoryconnection: NFA: I'm sorry, did I miss the part of the bible where God tells all Christians to stand in judgment of others?  I can't seem to find that part...

Clearly.  The translation can be a little wonky, but it also clearly states to deliver your judgment in a way that allows you to escape actually having to face the sinner.  Fun fact: "pot shots" literally translates from Aramaic.


It's the rarely mentioned 5th type of love in the Bible:  Eros, agape, philia, storge, and farkyoulia.
 
2013-10-25 09:40:21 AM
In all seriousness, waiters probably shouldn't be gay. The chances of getting semen in your food escalates dramatically because those people can't control themselves.
 
2013-10-25 09:43:42 AM

MayoSlather: In all seriousness, waiters probably shouldn't be gay. The chances of getting semen in your food escalates dramatically because those people can't control themselves.



I'm willing to be those people are stupid enough to eat there again - which smacks of extreme arrogance...which I guess is ok because their entree is sure to pass through the restroom on its way to their table.
 
2013-10-25 09:44:23 AM
UberDave:  I'm willing to bet those people are stupid enough to eat there again - which smacks of extreme arrogance...which I guess is ok because their entree is sure to pass through the restroom on its way to their table.

Dammit
 
2013-10-25 09:49:30 AM

MayoSlather: In all seriousness, waiters probably shouldn't be gay. The chances of getting semen in your food escalates dramatically because those people can't control themselves.


Your handle and this comment make for some unappetizing humor ;-)
 
2013-10-25 09:53:19 AM

MayoSlather: In all seriousness, waiters probably shouldn't be gay. The chances of getting semen in your food escalates dramatically because those people can't control themselves.


Agreed. Its the same reason why women shouldn't be politicians  The danger of menstruating all over some important legislation or court rulings is a risk not worth taking.
 
2013-10-25 09:54:54 AM

MayoSlather: In all seriousness, waiters probably shouldn't be gay. The chances of getting semen in your food escalates dramatically because those people can't control themselves.


You don't know a thing about gay men.

I masturbate so much I'm on empty by the time I get to work.
 
2013-10-25 09:59:39 AM
You don't see Jewish people doing this kind of shiat and they don't have the part of the Bible with Jesus and forgiveness and all that.
 
2013-10-25 09:59:43 AM

Diogenes: MayoSlather: In all seriousness, waiters probably shouldn't be gay. The chances of getting semen in your food escalates dramatically because those people can't control themselves.

You don't know a thing about gay men.

I masturbate so much I'm on empty by the time I get to work.


Yeah, but you're jackin' every guy that walks by at work too.
 
2013-10-25 10:03:15 AM

NFA: I'm sorry, did I miss the part of the bible where God tells all Christians to stand in judgment of others?  I can't seem to find that part...


It's the corollary to "judge not, lest ye be judged," since these people probably feel persecuted by the mere mention of the existence of gay people, and they feel judged when people call them closed-minded asshats, clearly since they've been judged, now they can judge others with Jesus's approval.
 
2013-10-25 10:06:53 AM
This just in, people can be petty assholes. More at 11.
 
2013-10-25 10:08:01 AM
Carrabba's  is an Italian joint, I wonder if these good Leviticanists ordered any shell fish.
 
2013-10-25 10:09:20 AM

Diogenes: MayoSlather: In all seriousness, waiters probably shouldn't be gay. The chances of getting semen in your food escalates dramatically because those people can't control themselves.

You don't know a thing about gay men.

I masturbate so much I'm on empty by the time I get to work.


And, tragically, he works at one of those masturbation kiosks you see at the mall.
 
2013-10-25 10:15:25 AM

MayoSlather: Diogenes: MayoSlather: In all seriousness, waiters probably shouldn't be gay. The chances of getting semen in your food escalates dramatically because those people can't control themselves.

You don't know a thing about gay men.

I masturbate so much I'm on empty by the time I get to work.

Yeah, but you're jackin' every guy that walks by at work too.



sigdiamond2000: Diogenes: MayoSlather: In all seriousness, waiters probably shouldn't be gay. The chances of getting semen in your food escalates dramatically because those people can't control themselves.

You don't know a thing about gay men.

I masturbate so much I'm on empty by the time I get to work.

And, tragically, he works at one of those masturbation kiosks you see at the mall.


Indeed.
 
2013-10-25 10:15:53 AM
Charles Ferrozza blogged on The Pitch: "I wish a brave Carrabba's manager had been on hand to toss the bigoted couple's self-righteous asses out into the parking lot."

Yeah, that sure would show them. I can hardly imagine a worse fate than being kicked out of a restaurant after I had just finished my meal and left.
 
GBB
2013-10-25 10:16:50 AM
Religious people can be douchebags too???    What?
 
2013-10-25 10:17:23 AM
What if he was just

snl.jt.org?
 
2013-10-25 10:17:31 AM
Will Rogers describing the act as despicable.

charleskey.com
 
2013-10-25 10:17:53 AM
What does it matter if the waiter is gay or not?  None of em deserve tips anyways.
 
2013-10-25 10:18:07 AM

RedPhoenix122: Diogenes: Not much else to say other than, "fark them."  Christian love, Christ-like behavior...it's all been said.  Some folks need to feel superior to others because they're spiritually and psychologically broken and defective.

I would like to know how they determined he was gay, though.

He had sex with the husband in the bathroom.


And....we're done here. Last one out turn off the lights and lock the door.
 
2013-10-25 10:18:13 AM

thurstonxhowell: Charles Ferrozza blogged on The Pitch: "I wish a brave Carrabba's manager had been on hand to toss the bigoted couple's self-righteous asses out into the parking lot."

Yeah, that sure would show them. I can hardly imagine a worse fate than being kicked out of a restaurant after I had just finished my meal and left.


I also love the idea that, somewhere in the world, there exists a "brave Carrabba's manager."
 
2013-10-25 10:19:13 AM
Carrabba's is a homophobic business anyway.  I did some early Christmas shopping last Sunday and stopped by one for dinner.

The pasta was stuck in a ball and the sauce was cold and just ladled on top.  I think they have an obvious problem with gays.

They did have a decent bottle of Pinot Noir so I didn't report them to the ACLU.

/seriously though, terrible meal even for 'fast casual'
 
2013-10-25 10:19:22 AM
I assume they didn't let the waiter pack their leftovers
 
2013-10-25 10:19:30 AM
I guess it's time for the kickstarter to give him tips just like the made-up "n*gger" one!

Hurry, quick, before word gets around and people start making up stuff as a money grab!

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Just as a note, did the "Christian" couple write in 4pt font or something?  I can't think of the last time I got a credit card slip back large enough to write that missive.

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As for the blogger who commented "wishing a manger was around to toss bigoted couple out to the parking lot"... Aren't people usually well in to the parking lot by the time the waiter picks up a signed credit card slip?
 
2013-10-25 10:19:58 AM
No farking way this is legit
 
2013-10-25 10:20:22 AM

Enormous-Schwanstucker: And....we're done here. Last one out turn off the lights and lock the door.


Better make sure you're the last one out.  If one them gays is hiding in the corner and you turn the light off you're in for a rear surprise.
 
2013-10-25 10:20:30 AM
It is not the first time this year that a self-proclaimed Christian has used faith as an excuse not to leave a tip.

I think that is an excellent adjective, its very important to remind people that this sort of behavior is about as anti-christian as it gets, this two people are not true christians, not by a long shot.  Don't let people filled with hate hijack your religion by hiding behind such flimsy bullshiat.  Religions were (usually) born of good will, its self-serving assholes that ruin it for everyone.
 
2013-10-25 10:20:40 AM
When a waiter went to pick up the check after a so-called Christian couple completed their meal he found, in lieu of a tip, a vitriolic message.

You Christians try really, really hard to distance yourself from such behaviour, because it makes Christians look bad, but the truth is this is Christianity. Christianity is just another tribal religion with delusions of grandeur created by 6th century ignorant savages.
 
2013-10-25 10:21:00 AM
Would be nice to expose the customers name(s) so they could receive some constructive feedback from the internet population.
 
2013-10-25 10:21:19 AM

MayoSlather: In all seriousness, waiters probably shouldn't be gay. The chances of getting semen in your food escalates dramatically because those people can't control themselves.


What the fark? What is going to come out of your mouth next? "Doctors cannot be gay for that they sodomize patients" I am sorry, but I just find your comment offensive.
 
2013-10-25 10:21:23 AM

Mugato: Carrabba's  is an Italian joint, I wonder if these good Leviticanists ordered any shell fish.


Ever heard their radio ads?  The founder (Johnny Carrabba) has a thick Tennessee accent.

I don't want to buy Italian food from a guy who sounds like an extra from the Dukes of Hazzard.  I'll buy pulled pork from him, but not Italian.

The guy selling me Italian should sound like he's from Jersey.
 
2013-10-25 10:21:26 AM
Well, he did get AIDS up in their pasta. Fair is fair.
 
2013-10-25 10:21:34 AM

jfivealive: What does it matter if the waiter is gay or not?  None of em deserve tips anyways.


Eh, 2/10. But I bet you get a few takers here and there.
 
2013-10-25 10:21:36 AM
credit card receipt

Some idiots never learn.
 
2013-10-25 10:21:39 AM

RedPhoenix122: Diogenes: Not much else to say other than, "fark them."  Christian love, Christ-like behavior...it's all been said.  Some folks need to feel superior to others because they're spiritually and psychologically broken and defective.

I would like to know how they determined he was gay, though.

He had sex with the husband in the bathroom.


Nicely done. I give you a golf clap for that!
 
2013-10-25 10:21:55 AM

Diogenes: I would like to know how they determined he was gay, though.


He consulted these guys.

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-25 10:22:11 AM
Tip or don't tip. But don't make up bullshiat excuses for it.
 
2013-10-25 10:22:24 AM
In January, a waiter at an Applebee's outpost was given, instead of a tip, an admonition from a female minister.
She wrote on the receipt: "I give God 10 per cent. Why do you get 18?"


 phillbarron.files.wordpress.com
What does god need with money? And couldn't he just magic himself up some if he needed it, instead of asking folks to donate it to him?
 
2013-10-25 10:22:59 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: No farking way this is legit


I'm just going to start trolling all of my restaurants I guess. Everyone just takes all the sand they can find and pours it into their ahole apparently.

/getting mad does absolutely nothing and they're probably not real Christians
 
GBB
2013-10-25 10:23:29 AM

NFA: I'm sorry, did I miss the part of the bible where God tells all Christians to stand in judgment of others?  I can't seem to find that part...


It might have been in a book of the bible that was edited out

nmrsnr: NFA: I'm sorry, did I miss the part of the bible where God tells all Christians to stand in judgment of others?  I can't seem to find that part...

It's the corollary to "judge not, lest ye be judged," since these people probably feel persecuted by the mere mention of the existence of gay people, and they feel judged when people call them closed-minded asshats, clearly since they've been judged, now they can judge others with Jesus's approval.


That sounds similar to my enforcement of the Golden Rule.
 
2013-10-25 10:25:02 AM

Mugato: You don't see Jewish people doing this kind of shiat and they don't have the part of the Bible with Jesus and forgiveness and all that.


That's because in general Jews know what it's like to be an oppressed minority and have already gotten used to living among different types of people, but don't kid yourself, in the insulated, highly religious Jewish communities they wouldn't be this circumspect about it, they'd probably tell him to his face that he is unclean.
 
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