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(Grist)   Colombian women successfully withhold sex to get their road fixed, potholes filled   (grist.org) divider line 57
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2013-10-25 09:20:08 AM
potholes filled

I get it.
 
2013-10-25 09:20:11 AM
A giggity strike eh?

I could see this getting some work done.
 
2013-10-25 09:21:30 AM
In Columbia they don't worry about getting them plowed.
 
2013-10-25 09:21:38 AM

DoctorKnob: A giggity strike eh?

I could see this getting some work done.


it needs some patching up

/and maybe a bit of pile driving
 
2013-10-25 09:22:25 AM
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, prepare to masturbate.

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Classic!
 
2013-10-25 09:23:07 AM
 
2013-10-25 09:24:13 AM
With sex you get pothole.
 
2013-10-25 09:24:24 AM
Now they can get their gashes and trenches filled...
 
2013-10-25 09:25:32 AM
Repeat in cadence, everyone:

I wish that all the ladies
Were holes in the road
And I was a dump truck
I'd fill 'em with my load

Hey hey, mama rita
 
2013-10-25 09:26:22 AM
Don't expect to see a lot of guys standing around leaning on shovels.
 
2013-10-25 09:26:46 AM
I understand not wanting to fill some of those holes, it's a dirty job and things can get quite sticky.
 
2013-10-25 09:30:21 AM
So...they are getting married?
 
2013-10-25 09:32:34 AM
I would imagine, that sticking your cock in that would be much like dipping your schlong into a fur lined 5 gallon snow boot full of gone south of cheese mayonnaise. Just keep humping, you'll hit the side eventually. And it's ok to cum, she wont notice.
 
2013-10-25 09:33:06 AM

vudukungfu: Don't expect to see a lot of guys standing around leaning on shovels.


You sayin' we're not workin'?

oi34.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-25 09:34:29 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Someone has to start.
 
2013-10-25 09:34:42 AM

abfalter: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysistrata


fortunately, the author made the reference.
 
2013-10-25 09:37:09 AM
You no fill this hole til you fill that hole.
 
2013-10-25 09:37:28 AM
Wheres our favorite aficionado of all things Colombian to tell us all about how hot his wife is?
 
2013-10-25 09:38:59 AM
So I take it they have no women in government.
 
2013-10-25 09:40:39 AM

abfalter: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 512x410]

Someone has to start.


lwf2010women.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-25 09:42:14 AM

Zoomaster: abfalter: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 512x410]

Someone has to start.

[lwf2010women.files.wordpress.com image 225x300]



Damn it.  Like a deflated balloon....
 
2013-10-25 09:44:36 AM
This just in: Colombian men are whipped.
 
2013-10-25 09:44:52 AM
Hey, misogynistic thread trifecta in play!
 
2013-10-25 09:45:34 AM
static.guim.co.uk
 
2013-10-25 09:45:35 AM
FTA: "Otis adds that guerrilla warfare and rough terrain could keep the road from being repaired yet again..."

Psshh... third world problems.
 
2013-10-25 09:47:27 AM
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Women often use sex to get what they want.
 
2013-10-25 09:52:44 AM

abfalter: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysistrata


Well, my work here is done.
 
2013-10-25 09:53:48 AM

CigaretteSmokingMan: [ricromero.jpg]
Women often use sex to get what they want.


Just not from you....

ZING!
 
2013-10-25 09:56:00 AM
Paging that one Farker to brag and post pics of his mediocre Columbian girlfriend who's "hotter than Sofia Vergara."
 
2013-10-25 09:56:31 AM

brimed03: Hey, misogynistic thread trifecta in play!


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2013-10-25 09:58:36 AM
This is a very shortsighted approach. Withholding sex is the ace in the hole (heh) in women's decks, it should be used only in dire circumstances and sparingly. Using it too much or using it for trivial purposes dilutes its potency or simply causes men to seek their sex elsewhere.

Which is why I only withhold sex to gain free meals at the local A&W. Uncle burgers are serious business.
 
2013-10-25 10:00:32 AM
I can see how that might motivate us men to get shiat done and pronto!
www.thehulltruth.com
 
2013-10-25 10:00:33 AM

miss diminutive: This is a very shortsighted approach. Withholding sex is the ace in the hole (heh) in women's decks, it should be used only in dire circumstances and sparingly. Using it too much or using it for trivial purposes dilutes its potency or simply causes men to seek their sex elsewhere.

Which is why I only withhold sex to gain free meals at the local A&W. Uncle burgers are serious business.


I went for a few years without sex in my prior (bad) marriage.  My new wife can't go a weekend without getting crabby.  I could outlast her anytime!
 
2013-10-25 10:03:36 AM

abfalter: miss diminutive: This is a very shortsighted approach. Withholding sex is the ace in the hole (heh) in women's decks, it should be used only in dire circumstances and sparingly. Using it too much or using it for trivial purposes dilutes its potency or simply causes men to seek their sex elsewhere.

Which is why I only withhold sex to gain free meals at the local A&W. Uncle burgers are serious business.

I went for a few years without sex in my prior (bad) marriage.  My new wife can't go a weekend without getting crabby.  I could outlast her anytime!


pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-10-25 10:11:03 AM
What do you call it when women trade sex for something of value?
 
2013-10-25 10:26:16 AM

Virtue: What do you call it when women trade sex for something of value?


Marriage
 
2013-10-25 10:36:04 AM

abfalter: miss diminutive: This is a very shortsighted approach. Withholding sex is the ace in the hole (heh) in women's decks, it should be used only in dire circumstances and sparingly. Using it too much or using it for trivial purposes dilutes its potency or simply causes men to seek their sex elsewhere.

Which is why I only withhold sex to gain free meals at the local A&W. Uncle burgers are serious business.

I went for a few years without sex in my prior (bad) marriage.  My new wife can't go a weekend without getting crabby.  I could outlast her anytime!


Which wife store did you go to?  I just recently dis-engaged (read- bullet-dodged) the ol' ball and chain for primarily the same reason.

/she hawked the ring
//for 15% of what it cost
///took a summons from small claims to settle on $1000
 
2013-10-25 10:52:42 AM

funzyr: Virtue: What do you call it when women trade sex for something of value?

Marriage


You're not married, are you?
 
2013-10-25 10:56:01 AM

Zoomaster: abfalter: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 512x410]

Someone has to start.

[lwf2010women.files.wordpress.com image 225x300]


weknowmemes.com
 
2013-10-25 11:01:51 AM

abfalter: miss diminutive: This is a very shortsighted approach. Withholding sex is the ace in the hole (heh) in women's decks, it should be used only in dire circumstances and sparingly. Using it too much or using it for trivial purposes dilutes its potency or simply causes men to seek their sex elsewhere.

Which is why I only withhold sex to gain free meals at the local A&W. Uncle burgers are serious business.

I went for a few years without sex in my prior (bad) marriage.  My new wife can't go a weekend without getting crabby.  I could outlast her anytime!


Had to read that twice............ first glanced it as something along the lines of Your new wife has crabs.............

*re-load-re-adjust*
 
2013-10-25 11:02:05 AM
I've always felt that the crime rate would drop dramatically if women didn't ever have sex with people who commit crimes.
If a guy knew he wouldn't ever get laid he'd probably live a pretty straight and narrow life.

But as long as women like the "bad boys" this will never happen.

/just a thought
//unfortunately rape statistics would probably skyrocket
///execute the rapists
 
2013-10-25 11:03:13 AM

abfalter: I went for a few years without sex in my prior (bad) marriage.  My new wife can't go a weekend without getting crabby.  I could outlast her anytime!


Supposedly that was the joke in Lysistrata: Greek audiences would have expected the women to fold first.

Totally lost on modern audiences since we want to believe women don't enjoy sex for its own sake.
 
2013-10-25 11:03:19 AM

Virtue: What do you call it when women trade sex for something of value?


convenient
 
2013-10-25 11:12:11 AM

peterthx: I've always felt that the crime rate would drop dramatically if women didn't ever have sex with people who commit crimes.

read books.

Fixed this for myself. :)
 
2013-10-25 11:13:03 AM

Aidan: peterthx: I've always felt that the crime rate would drop dramatically if women didn't ever have sex with people who commit crimes. read books.

Fixed this for myself. :)


Dammit. I screwed up the joke! ... People who don't read books...

*kicks stone, grumbles*
 
2013-10-25 11:30:16 AM

Gaseous Anomaly: abfalter: I went for a few years without sex in my prior (bad) marriage.  My new wife can't go a weekend without getting crabby.  I could outlast her anytime!

Supposedly that was the joke in Lysistrata: Greek audiences would have expected the women to fold first.

Totally lost on modern audiences since we want to believe women don't enjoy sex for its own sake.


do we?
 
2013-10-25 11:49:32 AM

AbiNormal: I can see how that might motivate us men to get shiat done and pronto!


Caused me to...get something done pronto alright.
 
2013-10-25 11:57:23 AM

peterthx: I've always felt that the crime rate would drop dramatically if women didn't ever have sex with people who commit crimes.
If a guy knew he wouldn't ever get laid he'd probably live a pretty straight and narrow life.

But as long as women like the "bad boys" this will never happen.

/just a thought
//unfortunately rape statistics would probably skyrocket
///execute the rapists


Yeah, that would be typical. Women are hypocritical biatches after all.


/is joke, mebe funny one
 
2013-10-25 12:10:24 PM
Columbia huh? Any of them FARCettes?
 
2013-10-25 12:46:06 PM

JNowe: funzyr: Virtue: What do you call it when women trade sex for something of value?

Marriage

You're not married, are you?


I am. And my wife promises sex for doing things around the house. Come to think of it, she still owes me a lot.
 
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