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(New York Daily News)   Prancing woodland nymphs separate after three years of marriage   (nydailynews.com) divider line 51
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2013-10-25 09:54:08 AM  
For the love of Christ, please no "No matter how hot a girl is, someone is sick of her shiat" comments.

Oh go ahead, it can't be stopped.
 
2013-10-25 09:56:20 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-25 10:12:38 AM  
Orlando only beds Victoria's Secret models?
 
2013-10-25 10:39:37 AM  
She can have a personal entmoot with me anytime she wants. My lower middle forest awaits.
 
2013-10-25 10:41:40 AM  
+1,Subby
 
2013-10-25 10:43:05 AM  
images.askmen.com

Poor thing. Hopefully she can find herself another man.
 
2013-10-25 10:44:18 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [images.askmen.com image 650x560]

Poor thing. Hopefully she can find herself another man.


That was pre baby.

She's wreaked now...
 
2013-10-25 10:44:25 AM  

Mugato: For the love of Christ, please no "No matter how hot a girl is, someone is sick of her shiat" comments.

Oh go ahead, it can't be stopped.


Maybe she's sick of his shiat?
 
2013-10-25 10:47:45 AM  

Glenford: Mugato: For the love of Christ, please no "No matter how hot a girl anyone is, someone is sick of their shiat" comments.

Oh go ahead, it can't be stopped.

Maybe she's sick of his shiat?


I fixed that so it fits both sexes.
 
2013-10-25 11:07:59 AM  
My best friend has a huge crush on Orlando Bloom - this will make her day.
 
2013-10-25 11:09:43 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [images.askmen.com image 650x560]

Poor thing. Hopefully she can find herself another man.

That was pre baby.

She's wreaked now...


Reeked?

You mean wrecked.

Perhaps his peener is so small that it doesn't fit any longer.
 
2013-10-25 11:10:51 AM  
Oh no, who will ever love them now?
 
2013-10-25 11:19:16 AM  
http://pixyland.org/peterpan/OurWedding1.html

I thought you were talking about these guys...
 
2013-10-25 11:23:16 AM  

Mugato: For the love of Christ, please no "No matter how hot a girl is, someone is sick of her shiat" comments.

Oh go ahead, it can't be stopped.


I heard Bloom beefs in the shower and heels it down the drain.
 
2013-10-25 11:24:45 AM  

KJUW89: My best friend has a huge crush on Orlando Bloom - this will make her day.


Girls have crushes on him, too?
 
2013-10-25 11:26:04 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: That was pre baby.

She's wreaked now...


ABO

All Banged Out.

You can re-bush it by pushing a picnic ham up there and sliding the bone out, I'm told.
 
2013-10-25 11:26:54 AM  
Usual contract;  Pay me $15,000 (cash) and I'll pretend to care for up to 72 hours.
 
2013-10-25 11:35:16 AM  
Oh Miranda, you must really be hurting.  How can I help?
 
2013-10-25 11:46:59 AM  
GIS for "prancing nymph".

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-10-25 11:58:24 AM  

offmymeds: GIS for "prancing nymph".

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 233x389]


Willy Wonka?  Johnny Wanker.
 
2013-10-25 12:00:43 PM  

darkmayo: Mugato: For the love of Christ, please no "No matter how hot a girl is, someone is sick of her shiat" comments.

Oh go ahead, it can't be stopped.

I heard Bloom beefs in the shower and heels it down the drain.


this phrase is no applied to every person in an entertainment thread.  is this from some movie, 4chan, or just something that fark really likes?
 
2013-10-25 12:03:20 PM  

clutchcargo2002: http://pixyland.org/peterpan/OurWedding1.html

I thought you were talking about these guys...


WOW, me too, there is a lotta crazy in just a few people in those pics...
 
2013-10-25 12:05:15 PM  

clutchcargo2002: http://pixyland.org/peterpan/OurWedding1.html

I thought you were talking about these guys...


I hope she is kinfolk to a bumble bee otherwise she'll never get off the ground.
 
2013-10-25 12:19:55 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [images.askmen.com image 650x560]

Poor thing. Hopefully she can find herself another man.

That was pre baby.

She's wreaked now...


Vaginas don't work that way. Maybe someday you'll find out for yourself.
 
2013-10-25 12:24:14 PM  

abhorrent1: Vaginas don't work that way. Maybe someday you'll find out for yourself.


Well the troll for photographic proof didn't work. Guess I have to do everything myself..


img826.imageshack.us
 
2013-10-25 12:38:43 PM  
I'm not telling you to do a GIS for: Miranda Kerr nude, but...
 
2013-10-25 12:42:16 PM  

danielscissorhands: I'm not telling you to do a GIS for: Miranda Kerr nude, but...


themavesite.com
 
2013-10-25 12:44:48 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [images.askmen.com image 650x560]

Poor thing. Hopefully she can find herself another man.


I'm hoping her and Adriana Lima decide to shack up and become lesbian lovers.

/brb
 
2013-10-25 01:07:24 PM  
*Phew* For a minute there I though it might have been Peter and Tink.
www.pixyland.org
 
2013-10-25 01:07:28 PM  

Whatthefark: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [images.askmen.com image 650x560]

Poor thing. Hopefully she can find herself another man.

I'm hoping her and Adriana Lima decide to shack up and become lesbian lovers.

/brb


Oh, that already happened....

image.shutterstock.com
 
2013-10-25 01:11:54 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: abhorrent1: Vaginas don't work that way. Maybe someday you'll find out for yourself.

Well the troll for photographic proof didn't work. Guess I have to do everything myself..


[img826.imageshack.us image 772x1024]


I want need those boots.

/she has a face like a frying pan
 
2013-10-25 01:33:55 PM  

danielscissorhands: Whatthefark: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [images.askmen.com image 650x560]

Poor thing. Hopefully she can find herself another man.

I'm hoping her and Adriana Lima decide to shack up and become lesbian lovers.

/brb

Oh, that already happened....

[image.shutterstock.com image 300x470]


brb again.

/I'll never get any work done if this keeps up.
 
2013-10-25 01:42:10 PM  

danielscissorhands: Whatthefark: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [images.askmen.com image 650x560]

Poor thing. Hopefully she can find herself another man.

I'm hoping her and Adriana Lima decide to shack up and become lesbian lovers.

/brb

Oh, that already happened....

[image.shutterstock.com image 300x470]


And then this one time at band camp
img11.imageshack.us
 
2013-10-25 01:53:37 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: danielscissorhands: Whatthefark: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [images.askmen.com image 650x560]

Poor thing. Hopefully she can find herself another man.

I'm hoping her and Adriana Lima decide to shack up and become lesbian lovers.

/brb

Oh, that already happened....

[image.shutterstock.com image 300x470]

And then this one time at band camp
[img11.imageshack.us image 491x319]



Alright, you guys have to knock it off before I get carpal tunnel syndrome.
 
2013-10-25 01:54:37 PM  

vudukungfu: The Stealth Hippopotamus: That was pre baby.

She's wreaked now...

ABO

All Banged Out.

You can re-bush it by pushing a picnic ham up there and sliding the bone out, I'm told.


Your c*NT is in the sink
 
2013-10-25 01:58:20 PM  

clutchcargo2002: http://pixyland.org/peterpan/OurWedding1.html

I thought you were talking about these guys...


YES, that's who I thought it was too.
 
2013-10-25 02:12:20 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: danielscissorhands: Whatthefark: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [images.askmen.com image 650x560]

Poor thing. Hopefully she can find herself another man.

I'm hoping her and Adriana Lima decide to shack up and become lesbian lovers.

/brb

Oh, that already happened....

[image.shutterstock.com image 300x470]

And then this one time at band camp
[img11.imageshack.us image 491x319]


Well it's not like I really needed these pants.
 
2013-10-25 02:49:09 PM  
bravo subby, that headline is COMEDY GOLD
 
2013-10-25 02:57:42 PM  
But they seemed so happy..
 
2013-10-25 04:44:44 PM  
"Despite this being the end of their marriage, they love, support and respect each other as both parents of their son and as family."

As someone going through a divorce, I can tell you this line is make believe. It takes all I have to say nothing to my children about their mother. She hasn't supported me with anything in the last 10-12 years. I sure as hell don't love her. I respect her as my children's mother, but that's about it. She truly is an evil biatch.
 
2013-10-25 05:12:03 PM  
KERRBLOOM goes the marriage!!

www.mediabistro.com

/and KERRSPLOOJ went the 'miranda kerr nude' GIS
 
2013-10-25 06:34:30 PM  

boyvoyeur: "Despite this being the end of their marriage, they love, support and respect each other as both parents of their son and as family."

As someone going through a divorce, I can tell you this line is make believe. It takes all I have to say nothing to my children about their mother. She hasn't supported me with anything in the last 10-12 years. I sure as hell don't love her. I respect her as my children's mother, but that's about it. She truly is an evil biatch.


Thanks for your own opinion. As someone who has gone through a divorce I can tell you what you are saying is also make-believe. NO, NO I can't! Why? Because I am not you and because I am not one of the other thousands of people going through a divorce right now. Some people can actually just keep liking each other, stop loving each other and proceed through a logical and friendly divorce. But I'm not here to nit-pick, I'm here to help!

You sound like you need to kick something and scream/cry/rage a bit. May I suggest a gym or quiet treed back yard with a set of boxing gloves (tough work/winter gloves will do). Get it out man! Otherwise you'll be spending the next @15 (not sure on kids ages) years or so living in a state of stifled rage that will bother you each and every time you have to have contact with this woman (and you will...a lot and more as the kids age). You are stuck dealing with her, you have to come to some peace in yourself or it's going to be agony!
 
2013-10-25 06:58:24 PM  

Haplo127x: boyvoyeur: "Despite this being the end of their marriage, they love, support and respect each other as both parents of their son and as family."

As someone going through a divorce, I can tell you this line is make believe. It takes all I have to say nothing to my children about their mother. She hasn't supported me with anything in the last 10-12 years. I sure as hell don't love her. I respect her as my children's mother, but that's about it. She truly is an evil biatch.

Thanks for your own opinion. As someone who has gone through a divorce I can tell you what you are saying is also make-believe. NO, NO I can't! Why? Because I am not you and because I am not one of the other thousands of people going through a divorce right now. Some people can actually just keep liking each other, stop loving each other and proceed through a logical and friendly divorce. But I'm not here to nit-pick, I'm here to help!

You sound like you need to kick something and scream/cry/rage a bit. May I suggest a gym or quiet treed back yard with a set of boxing gloves (tough work/winter gloves will do). Get it out man! Otherwise you'll be spending the next @15 (not sure on kids ages) years or so living in a state of stifled rage that will bother you each and every time you have to have contact with this woman (and you will...a lot and more as the kids age). You are stuck dealing with her, you have to come to some peace in yourself or it's going to be agony!


I guess I should explain my point. Every time I see a "Hollywood Couple" get seperated, you hear the same thing. "Despite this being the end of their marriage, they love, support and respect each other as both parents of their son and as family." They normally add something to the effect of "They both hope you will allow them the privacy they need while they work through this difficult time."

I know every divorce isn't the same/like mine, but I can't believe too many are just two people who fell out of love and take the next step of being friends while they sign papers allowing them to not be married anymore.

And yes, I do need to vent. My liver keeps asking me "what the hell did I do? It's "her" we don't like, right?"

 
2013-10-25 07:08:15 PM  

boyvoyeur: Haplo127x: boyvoyeur: "Despite this being the end of their marriage, they love, support and respect each other as both parents of their son and as family."

As someone going through a divorce, I can tell you this line is make believe. It takes all I have to say nothing to my children about their mother. She hasn't supported me with anything in the last 10-12 years. I sure as hell don't love her. I respect her as my children's mother, but that's about it. She truly is an evil biatch.

Thanks for your own opinion. As someone who has gone through a divorce I can tell you what you are saying is also make-believe. NO, NO I can't! Why? Because I am not you and because I am not one of the other thousands of people going through a divorce right now. Some people can actually just keep liking each other, stop loving each other and proceed through a logical and friendly divorce. But I'm not here to nit-pick, I'm here to help!

You sound like you need to kick something and scream/cry/rage a bit. May I suggest a gym or quiet treed back yard with a set of boxing gloves (tough work/winter gloves will do). Get it out man! Otherwise you'll be spending the next @15 (not sure on kids ages) years or so living in a state of stifled rage that will bother you each and every time you have to have contact with this woman (and you will...a lot and more as the kids age). You are stuck dealing with her, you have to come to some peace in yourself or it's going to be agony!

I guess I should explain my point. Every time I see a "Hollywood Couple" get seperated, you hear the same thing. "Despite this being the end of their marriage, they love, support and respect each other as both parents of their son and as family." They normally add something to the effect of "They both hope you will allow them the privacy they need while they work through this difficult time."

I know every divorce isn't the same/like mine, but I can't believe too many are just two people who fell out of love and take the nex ...


you dont have a publicist.  they do.  those are just statements issued to the public and have no real bearing on the truth and are only there to not have the public take sides and/or influence their careers based on public perception.  i get youre going thru something really awful and that your response hits close to home but if you werent going thru this you could recognize the meaninglessness of these statements.  a publicists job is to lie favorably to the public.
 
2013-10-25 09:26:13 PM  
DIBS!!!
 
2013-10-25 09:27:31 PM  

boyvoyeur: "Despite this being the end of their marriage, they love, support and respect each other as both parents of their son and as family."

As someone going through a divorce, I can tell you this line is make believe. It takes all I have to say nothing to my children about their mother. She hasn't supported me with anything in the last 10-12 years. I sure as hell don't love her. I respect her as my children's mother, but that's about it. She truly is an evil biatch.


Been there with partners who haven't been there for me. People wonder how it is one of my most turbulent and dysfunctional relationships was the one that I consider my best. It was because they always had my back, even if they didn't agree with me.
 
2013-10-25 09:29:11 PM  
Oh and good luck with your situation and all that.
 
2013-10-25 10:13:49 PM  
Miranda Kerr is awesome. For all I know, she may be a terrible person, but a photo of her with a smile on her face never fails to make me giddy.
 
2013-10-26 01:12:12 AM  

Sybarite: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x180]


oddly fascinated by them riding backwards...  the reasoning behind making it that way escapes me...
 
2013-10-26 01:13:38 AM  
also, did the biatch copy his hairstyle?
 
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