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(ChinaSmack)   Man meets his on-line girlfriend for the first time at a hotel, only to discover she's really his daughter-in-law. Awkward   (chinasmack.com) divider line 104
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2013-10-25 02:57:19 AM
A friend of mine tells me there are a few good porn scenes that start that way...
 
2013-10-25 03:35:14 AM
After Old Wang retired two years ago

This article is really just a commercial for the shadow warrior remake isn't it?

/"who wants some wang?"
 
2013-10-25 03:44:26 AM
So?
 
2013-10-25 03:58:14 AM
when Old Wang saw that the woman in the photo was very beautiful, his desire was aroused.

No obvious tag?
 
2013-10-25 04:20:56 AM
There once was a man named Old Wang
Who wanted some sweet young poontang...

...ah, I'm too tired to finish this. You guys take over.
 
2013-10-25 05:18:34 AM

doglover: when Old Wang saw that the woman in the photo was very beautiful, his desire was aroused.

No obvious tag?


Interesting that he saw a photo and couldn't recognise the person in it as his daughter-in-law, presumably someone he knows at least reasonably well.

Is it true?  Can chinese people not tell each other apart either?
 
2013-10-25 05:24:34 AM

DemonEater: Interesting that he saw a photo and couldn't recognise the person in it as his daughter-in-law, presumably someone he knows at least reasonably well.

Is it true?  Can chinese people not tell each other apart either?


"Lili cautiously sent over a photo of her good friend, and when Old Wang saw that the woman in the photo was very beautiful, his desire was aroused. "
 
2013-10-25 05:37:53 AM

Lorelle: There once was a man named Old Wang
Who wanted some sweet young poontang...

...ah, I'm too tired to finish this. You guys take over.


but limericks are shiat
they are devoid of all wit
anyone who likes them can go hang
 
2013-10-25 06:48:55 AM

log_jammin: "Lili cautiously sent over a photo of her good friend, and when Old Wang saw that the woman in the photo was very beautiful, his desire was aroused. "


... I clearly needed to RTFA.  My bad.
 
2013-10-25 06:55:13 AM

DemonEater: log_jammin: "Lili cautiously sent over a photo of her good friend, and when Old Wang saw that the woman in the photo was very beautiful, his desire was aroused. "

... I clearly needed to RTFA.  My bad.


you should feel so ashamed since everyone here always, ALWAYS reads the article before commenting.

ALWAYS!!!
 
2013-10-25 07:09:00 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-25 07:10:03 AM
If we send your in law full refunded
 
2013-10-25 07:11:07 AM
I'm really glad that TFA has those popups that give the original Chinese text. Otherwise I never would have understood that story.
 
2013-10-25 07:11:21 AM

Slaxl: Lorelle: There once was a man named Old Wang
Who wanted some sweet young poontang...

...ah, I'm too tired to finish this. You guys take over.

but limericks are shiat
they are devoid of all wit
anyone who likes them can go hang


Brilliant! AA+++++ Would read again!
 
2013-10-25 07:14:21 AM
TFA doesn't specify whether or not Old Wang was tapping that while Da Jung was detained for five days.

/ enquiring minds want to know
 
2013-10-25 07:22:16 AM
Article seems legit.
 
2013-10-25 07:23:15 AM
Hell, yeah, she isn't a blood relative, so bring the ruckus to that twat.
 
2013-10-25 07:29:49 AM
Two Wangs don't make a wight.
 
2013-10-25 07:29:53 AM
This is the plot of about 1/4th of all Asian porn.
 
2013-10-25 07:29:56 AM

log_jammin: DemonEater: Interesting that he saw a photo and couldn't recognise the person in it as his daughter-in-law, presumably someone he knows at least reasonably well.

Is it true?  Can chinese people not tell each other apart either?

"Lili cautiously sent over a photo of her good friend, and when Old Wang saw that the woman in the photo was very beautiful, his desire was aroused. "


ladies, stop doing this shiat.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-25 07:30:05 AM
hey now, they have shortage of women.  Can you blame them?  Would rather have millions of horny men invading other countries killing all the men to get the women for sex slaves or having sex with their relatives?
 
2013-10-25 07:32:40 AM
i'm your sister, i'm your sister, i'm your sister............
 
2013-10-25 07:36:41 AM

The_Original_Roxtar: log_jammin: DemonEater: Interesting that he saw a photo and couldn't recognise the person in it as his daughter-in-law, presumably someone he knows at least reasonably well.

Is it true?  Can chinese people not tell each other apart either?

"Lili cautiously sent over a photo of her good friend, and when Old Wang saw that the woman in the photo was very beautiful, his desire was aroused. "

ladies, stop doing this shiat.

[i.imgur.com image 423x1500]


Wait, so does that mean she has butts in the front and back?  So you get anal action whether from the front or the back?
 
2013-10-25 07:37:27 AM
Do you like Pina Coladas?
 
2013-10-25 07:38:18 AM

The_Original_Roxtar: log_jammin: DemonEater: Interesting that he saw a photo and couldn't recognise the person in it as his daughter-in-law, presumably someone he knows at least reasonably well.

Is it true?  Can chinese people not tell each other apart either?

"Lili cautiously sent over a photo of her good friend, and when Old Wang saw that the woman in the photo was very beautiful, his desire was aroused. "

ladies, stop doing this shiat.

[i.imgur.com image 423x1500]


can you find the original story?  I want to read what the pug wrote in the email.. image is too small.
 
2013-10-25 07:39:21 AM
Rtfa...  so basically this guy got 5 days in prison for beating Old Man Wang until bloody.  sounds like an average Tuesday to me.
 
2013-10-25 07:41:52 AM

rnatalie: Do you like Pina Coladas?


now I know what I'll be singing for the next 16 hours...
 
2013-10-25 07:42:15 AM
Wang hung?
 
2013-10-25 07:43:58 AM
Well.... we've all been there.

/amiright?
 
2013-10-25 07:47:50 AM
Seems trolling has come to China.

/and damn if their knock-off on the original isn't as good or better
 
2013-10-25 07:49:02 AM
Just as well. Old Wang would have been hungry again in an hour.
 
2013-10-25 07:51:54 AM
But did they fark?
 
2013-10-25 07:53:14 AM
In law so cool.
 
2013-10-25 07:53:26 AM
My Chinese internet nickname would be "Man Whose Right Hand Gives Joy to Own Penis".
 
2013-10-25 07:54:31 AM
My ex had been adopted in Austin Tx before moving to the Dallas area. Her adoptive parents didn't know where she came from, but after we divorced I moved to Tyler Tx and thought I was slowly going mad when I kept seeing her. All was solved one day when I saw three of them conversing and realized her genetic roots were inbred a few miles east of Tyler.

/The skinny blond version was cute.
//Bang the in-laws.
 
2013-10-25 07:56:07 AM
This was pretty amusing up until the point at the end where the husband beat up his wife and all the commenters cheered him on.

Fark commenters also agree in 3....2...1...
 
2013-10-25 07:56:26 AM
I could only get through 5 minutes of that story.   Will reload later.
 
2013-10-25 07:57:18 AM

The_Original_Roxtar: log_jammin: DemonEater: Interesting that he saw a photo and couldn't recognise the person in it as his daughter-in-law, presumably someone he knows at least reasonably well.

Is it true?  Can chinese people not tell each other apart either?

"Lili cautiously sent over a photo of her good friend, and when Old Wang saw that the woman in the photo was very beautiful, his desire was aroused. "

ladies, stop doing this shiat.

[i.imgur.com image 423x1500]


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-25 08:01:56 AM

stuhayes2010: Article seems legit.


s15.postimg.org Man meets his on-line girlfriend for the first time at a hotel only to discover she's really his daughter-in-law.
 
2013-10-25 08:02:52 AM
50 shades of Wang?

//got nutin'
 
2013-10-25 08:03:08 AM

bart2puck: The_Original_Roxtar: log_jammin: DemonEater: Interesting that he saw a photo and couldn't recognise the person in it as his daughter-in-law, presumably someone he knows at least reasonably well.

Is it true?  Can chinese people not tell each other apart either?

"Lili cautiously sent over a photo of her good friend, and when Old Wang saw that the woman in the photo was very beautiful, his desire was aroused. "

ladies, stop doing this shiat.

[i.imgur.com image 423x1500]

can you find the original story?  I want to read what the pug wrote in the email.. image is too small.


bigger:
http://i.imgur.com/iD3NI.jpg
 
2013-10-25 08:09:53 AM

DemonEater: doglover: when Old Wang saw that the woman in the photo was very beautiful, his desire was aroused.

No obvious tag?

Interesting that he saw a photo and couldn't recognise the person in it as his daughter-in-law, presumably someone he knows at least reasonably well.

Is it true?  Can chinese people not tell each other apart either?


Our Korean clients tell us they think all Americans look the same.
 
2013-10-25 08:17:54 AM

The_Original_Roxtar: ladies, stop doing this shiat.

i.imgur.com


img.fark.net
 
2013-10-25 08:18:05 AM

log_jammin: /"who wants some wang?"


"I don't think my mother would approve..."

=Smidge=
 
2013-10-25 08:24:11 AM
"And your honor, that's how I ended up in the hotel room naked with my daughter in law."
 
2013-10-25 08:31:35 AM
Is this the Chinese equivalent of The Onion?
 
2013-10-25 08:32:08 AM
SUPPLIES!
 
2013-10-25 08:32:47 AM

log_jammin: DemonEater: Interesting that he saw a photo and couldn't recognise the person in it as his daughter-in-law, presumably someone he knows at least reasonably well.

Is it true?  Can chinese people not tell each other apart either?

"Lili cautiously sent over a photo of her good friend, and when Old Wang saw that the woman in the photo was very beautiful, his desire was aroused. "


Joke:1
You:0
 
2013-10-25 08:34:12 AM

The_Original_Roxtar: log_jammin: DemonEater: Interesting that he saw a photo and couldn't recognise the person in it as his daughter-in-law, presumably someone he knows at least reasonably well.

Is it true?  Can chinese people not tell each other apart either?

"Lili cautiously sent over a photo of her good friend, and when Old Wang saw that the woman in the photo was very beautiful, his desire was aroused. "

ladies, stop doing this shiat.

[i.imgur.com image 423x1500]


to be fair, it's hard for fatties to find love.
 
2013-10-25 08:36:15 AM
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