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(Daily Mail)   91-year-old man drinks his own urine, says without it: 'life would not be worth living' (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 68
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2013-10-25 01:32:33 AM
Sure is working and making him look younger. Yep.
 
2013-10-25 01:32:42 AM
It's sterile.  GTFOI.
 
2013-10-25 01:34:37 AM
[beargryllstimetodrinkmyownpiss.jpg]
 
2013-10-25 01:35:01 AM
Is his last name Grylls?
 
2013-10-25 01:35:43 AM
yoshizo machida is 91?
 
2013-10-25 01:36:19 AM
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-10-25 01:37:46 AM
He's only been doing it for 3 years. It's not hurting anything
 
2013-10-25 01:39:14 AM
"Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste."

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-25 01:39:17 AM
You've gotta be kidney!
 
2013-10-25 01:42:03 AM
When I was 19 and in college I drank tons of Keystone and loved it.  Maybe theres something about the numbers 9 and 1 that make you think piss is delicious.
 
2013-10-25 01:43:04 AM
Urine sane.
 
2013-10-25 01:47:36 AM
Ladies will flock to this new "Fountain of Youth". Can I carbonate it?
 
2013-10-25 01:51:33 AM
i.imgur.com

Agrees.
 
2013-10-25 01:51:39 AM
I read that and did a spit take...
now my beautiful tablet is caked with poo and vomit.
 
2013-10-25 01:52:09 AM
It is my understanding that it behooves the economically thrifty methamphetamine addict to drink their own piss, as it still contains a hefty amount of the active chemicals.
 
2013-10-25 01:52:30 AM
Urine consumption generally poses neither a health risk nor a health benefit. It does seem a bit odd when people drink it, however, considering 1) it's a waste product, and 2) it typically smells unappetizing.
 
2013-10-25 01:52:58 AM
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2013-10-25 01:54:35 AM
I do this occasionally, and probably it is healthy, I think it is. Honestly it tastes best after watching porn and being tittilated with not masturbating or orgasming.
 
2013-10-25 01:55:06 AM
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2013-10-25 01:55:21 AM
Sounds like he's taking the piss.
 
2013-10-25 01:56:29 AM
Urine is NOT STERILE when in leaves the body/passes through the urethra. The body uses the urinary system to get rid of toxins, sugars and other things. The myth that urine is sterile is getting quite tired. Think about it: Why do Physicians require urine tests? It is really quite obvious, and this old fart is full of shiat, as are most things in the Mail.

/btw, he looks 191 years old, not 91
 
2013-10-25 01:57:19 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Urine consumption generally poses neither a health risk nor a health benefit. It does seem a bit odd when people drink it, however, considering 1) it's a waste product, and 2) it typically smells unappetizing.


Did you ever wonder why, at the beginning of Waterworld, Kevin Costner purified his own urine? He has an entire ocean of salty water, but his pee is the go-to beverage?

The answer is, it's written into his contract. If you pay attention, you'll notice that Kevin Costner drinks his own urine in every movie he appears in.

True story. You can look it up.
 
2013-10-25 02:04:31 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Oh god... what must that mike smell like?
 
2013-10-25 02:04:53 AM
Oh he must smell wonderful. How the hell do you know when he needs changing?
 
2013-10-25 02:04:56 AM

crinz83: I read that and did a spit take...
now my beautiful tablet is caked with poo and vomit.


You spit poo?

Also, urine is not sterile.
 
2013-10-25 02:06:28 AM

Cog Spinner: Urine is NOT STERILE when in leaves the body/passes through the urethra. The body uses the urinary system to get rid of toxins, sugars and other things. The myth that urine is sterile is getting quite tired. Think about it: Why do Physicians require urine tests? It is really quite obvious, and this old fart is full of shiat, as are most things in the Mail.

/btw, he looks 191 years old, not 91


Because they are looking for contaminants in otherwise sterile urine?
 
2013-10-25 02:06:35 AM
Urine is not sterile but it is considered clean by medical standards.  (clean to the person that urinates)
 
2013-10-25 02:08:40 AM

Cog Spinner: Urine is NOT STERILE when in leaves the body/passes through the urethra. The body uses the urinary system to get rid of toxins, sugars and other things. The myth that urine is sterile is getting quite tired. Think about it: Why do Physicians require urine tests? It is really quite obvious, and this old fart is full of shiat, as are most things in the Mail.

/btw, he looks 191 years old, not 91


It's sterile in otherwise healthy individuals.
 
2013-10-25 02:09:20 AM
Man, sometimes I can't wait until I'm an old guy and can troll kids with all kinds of gross shiat.
 
2013-10-25 02:11:15 AM
Lesse here: Bear, that freaky YouTube guy, Waterworld, and a kidney pun...
Is that everything?
 
2013-10-25 02:11:25 AM

starsrift: Man, sometimes I can't wait until I'm an old guy and can troll kids with all kinds of gross shiat.


I'm looking forward to the gobs of earwax and scabs.
 
2013-10-25 02:14:40 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cog Spinner: Urine is NOT STERILE when in leaves the body/passes through the urethra. The body uses the urinary system to get rid of toxins, sugars and other things. The myth that urine is sterile is getting quite tired. Think about it: Why do Physicians require urine tests? It is really quite obvious, and this old fart is full of shiat, as are most things in the Mail.

/btw, he looks 191 years old, not 91

It's sterile in otherwise healthy individuals.


No, it isn't.

Unless you use a very obscure definition of sterile?
 
2013-10-25 02:16:09 AM

ReverendJynxed: starsrift: Man, sometimes I can't wait until I'm an old guy and can troll kids with all kinds of gross shiat.

I'm looking forward to the gobs of earwax and scabs.


Ugh, the big 30. Earwax, asscrack scabs, mucous that comes out of your eyes for no reason... Enjoy your 20's, kids.
 
2013-10-25 02:16:31 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cog Spinner: Urine is NOT STERILE when in leaves the body/passes through the urethra. The body uses the urinary system to get rid of toxins, sugars and other things. The myth that urine is sterile is getting quite tired. Think about it: Why do Physicians require urine tests? It is really quite obvious, and this old fart is full of shiat, as are most things in the Mail.

/btw, he looks 191 years old, not 91

It's sterile in otherwise healthy individuals.


ReverendJynxed: Cog Spinner: Urine is NOT STERILE when in leaves the body/passes through the urethra. The body uses the urinary system to get rid of toxins, sugars and other things. The myth that urine is sterile is getting quite tired. Think about it: Why do Physicians require urine tests? It is really quite obvious, and this old fart is full of shiat, as are most things in the Mail.

/btw, he looks 191 years old, not 91

Because they are looking for contaminants in otherwise sterile urine?



Urine is sterile until it reaches the urethra, where epithelial cells lining the urethra are colonized by facultatively anaerobic Gram negative rods and cocci.[4] Subsequent to elimination from the body, urine can acquire strong odors due to bacterial action,[citation needed] and in particular the release of ammonia from the breakdown of urea.
 
2013-10-25 02:17:54 AM

Smackledorfer: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cog Spinner: Urine is NOT STERILE when in leaves the body/passes through the urethra. The body uses the urinary system to get rid of toxins, sugars and other things. The myth that urine is sterile is getting quite tired. Think about it: Why do Physicians require urine tests? It is really quite obvious, and this old fart is full of shiat, as are most things in the Mail.

/btw, he looks 191 years old, not 91

It's sterile in otherwise healthy individuals.

No, it isn't.

Unless you use a very obscure definition of sterile?


I mean sterile as in it can't get you pregnant.
 
2013-10-25 02:20:26 AM

Kevin72: I do this occasionally, and probably it is healthy, I think it is. Honestly it tastes best after watching porn and being tittilated with not masturbating or orgasming.


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-10-25 02:21:22 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Smackledorfer: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cog Spinner: Urine is NOT STERILE when in leaves the body/passes through the urethra. The body uses the urinary system to get rid of toxins, sugars and other things. The myth that urine is sterile is getting quite tired. Think about it: Why do Physicians require urine tests? It is really quite obvious, and this old fart is full of shiat, as are most things in the Mail.

/btw, he looks 191 years old, not 91

It's sterile in otherwise healthy individuals.

No, it isn't.

Unless you use a very obscure definition of sterile?

I mean sterile as in it can't get you pregnant.


No way. My cousin got pregnant from sitting on a toilet that had some piss on it.

It was safe to drink though.
 
2013-10-25 02:21:27 AM
You know, it would be fun if Fark hid the site tags on the left side until you moused over them. We could play "Spot the Daily Mail Link".
 
2013-10-25 02:27:40 AM
I don't think this what they mean by "the golden years".
 
2013-10-25 03:01:12 AM

crinz83: I read that and did a spit take...
now my beautiful tablet is caked with poo and vomit.


hehehehe   , sigh.......yeah , thats gross
 
2013-10-25 03:10:39 AM
Wee! Golden showers.
 
2013-10-25 03:15:56 AM
So for him drinking beer is like dividing by zero?
 
2013-10-25 03:18:25 AM
Came for Patches O'Houlihan, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-10-25 03:23:01 AM
...so he has pica? This would be pica right?
 
2013-10-25 03:51:30 AM

Ringshadow: ...so he has pica? This would be pica right?


Urophagia definitely, but pica needs to be a compulsion. It sounds more like he thinks it's a good idea because he's totally lost track of his marbles.
 
2013-10-25 04:09:52 AM

dangelder: Ringshadow: ...so he has pica? This would be pica right?

Urophagia definitely, but pica needs to be a compulsion. It sounds more like he thinks it's a good idea because he's totally lost track of his marbles.


The Internet told him to.

The Internet knows everything.
 
2013-10-25 05:36:26 AM

a particular individual: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Urine consumption generally poses neither a health risk nor a health benefit. It does seem a bit odd when people drink it, however, considering 1) it's a waste product, and 2) it typically smells unappetizing.

Did you ever wonder why, at the beginning of Waterworld, Kevin Costner purified his own urine? He has an entire ocean of salty water, but his pee is the go-to beverage?

The answer is, it's written into his contract. If you pay attention, you'll notice that Kevin Costner drinks his own urine in every movie he appears in.

True story. You can look it up.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-25 05:52:55 AM
image.linotype.com
 
2013-10-25 06:03:03 AM
 
2013-10-25 06:03:57 AM
Damnit! That'll teach me to not use Ctrl+F.
 
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