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(Daily Mail)   A hot girl steals your cell phone so do you: A) report it to the police, B) cancel the service, or C) ask her out?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 59
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2013-10-24 11:39:20 PM  
Good plan. Invite the girl who just stole from you back to where you keep the really expensive stuff.
 
2013-10-24 11:47:28 PM  
Wow she is a cutie.

I can see where he is coming from
 
2013-10-25 12:25:13 AM  
I doubt she was the one who stole it.
 
2013-10-25 12:27:03 AM  
A new variation on the learning curve known as "Don't stick your dick in crazy"
 
2013-10-25 12:34:33 AM  
Guess the guy wants the rest of his stuff to get stolen.
 
2013-10-25 12:35:42 AM  
This will end well.
 
2013-10-25 12:37:46 AM  
I'd promise she could keep the phone if she went on a date.....but I'd be totally lying and would have the cops waiting for her.
 
2013-10-25 12:38:02 AM  
Because when a girl steals from you, that's a sure sign that she's trustworthy enough for a relationship.

Also, it's natural to forgive trespasses when the trespasser is cute.

wtf is wrong with some guys, ffs
 
2013-10-25 12:38:45 AM  
If someone stole my phone, they can keep it. Hell, I keep the damned thing on a clip on my belt, so all you have to do is grab it.

Now, if someone stole my media-player-that's-an-Android-phone, we'll have problems.
 
2013-10-25 12:40:38 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-25 12:40:59 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: I doubt she was the one who stole it.


Yep.  I think the right thing would be for her to agree to the date so that her boyfriend (who stole the phone) can steal this guys new phone, and maybe his wallet too.  It would be some great karmic justice upon this idiot.
 
2013-10-25 12:42:13 AM  
Tell her to give you a blowjob or you'll call the cops... Then when she goes in, smash her in the face with a pie!
 
2013-10-25 12:42:18 AM  

RogermcAllen: drjekel_mrhyde: I doubt she was the one who stole it.

Yep.  I think the right thing would be for her to agree to the date so that her boyfriend (who stole the phone) can steal this guys new phone, and maybe his wallet too.  It would be some great karmic justice upon this idiot.


No shiat, right?  He loses his phone to this chick, or someone who's farking her, and he wants to ask her out on a date?  Jesus, dude, you can hire a professional and it'd likely be both cheaper and less degrading.
 
2013-10-25 12:42:38 AM  

RogermcAllen: drjekel_mrhyde: I doubt she was the one who stole it.

Yep.  I think the right thing would be for her to agree to the date so that her boyfriend (who stole the phone) can steal this guys new phone, and maybe his wallet too.  It would be some great karmic justice upon this idiot.


I was thinking kidney actually.
 
2013-10-25 12:46:45 AM  
He wants to date a pikey?  Why would he want to do that?
 
2013-10-25 12:47:35 AM  

Langston: Good plan. Invite the girl who just stole from you back to where you keep the really expensive stuff.


Might be HE'S going to rob HER.

'I am really keen to find out who she is and more about her. I'd like to meet her and am prepared to travel to Morocco to see her.

But from those pics (sleeping, with an "I Love You" bear) I think she already has a boyfriend.
 
2013-10-25 12:53:55 AM  

noitsnot: He wants to date a pikey?  Why would he want to do that?


So much this.  When he arranges a meeting, her entire family will probably be there to roll him for all he's got.
 
2013-10-25 12:54:18 AM  
More like:

1. Ask her out.
2. Cancel the service.
3. Report it to the police.

In that order.
 
2013-10-25 12:55:04 AM  
I would do the exact same thing. Except our "date" would consist of me driving her out to some secluded spot, slapping the shiat out of her, taking my phone back and shoving her out of the car with no shoes.
 
2013-10-25 01:04:09 AM  
What a dumbass. At least wait until she has nude pics of herself on it. There's good money in extortion.
 
2013-10-25 01:05:43 AM  

mjjt: A new variation on the learning curve known as "Don't stick your dick in crazy"


weknowmemes.com
 
2013-10-25 01:09:55 AM  
Yeah she's obviously the one taking all those pictures.
Durp.
 
2013-10-25 01:14:25 AM  

Kenny B: What a dumbass. At least wait until she has nude pics of herself on it. There's good money in extortion.


She gets probation for stealing the phone; you get 4 years for "Revenge Porn"

.... brilliant!
 
2013-10-25 01:19:14 AM  

cman: Wow she is a cutie.

I can see where he is coming from


Worth a shot indeed.
 
2013-10-25 01:21:12 AM  
I didn't click on the link, so I guess I will have to be the one who says it since it seems most of you have been blinded by the voyeur pics...


IT'S A DAILY FAIL ARTICLE!!
 
2013-10-25 01:24:30 AM  

Begoggle: Yeah she's obviously the one taking all those pictures.
Durp.


I was gonna say . . . none of those were self-shots. The guy who originally stole it still has it, he's just using it to take pictures of his girlfriend.
 
2013-10-25 01:25:11 AM  
How is it that no one else has noticed it's a Daily Mail article... and she's actually pretty hot.
 
2013-10-25 01:29:08 AM  

The_Gallant_Gallstone: Kenny B: What a dumbass. At least wait until she has nude pics of herself on it. There's good money in extortion.

She gets probation for stealing the phone; you get 4 years for "Revenge Porn"

.... brilliant!


"A romantic Swiss student who had his smartphone stolen"

Does Switzerland have such laws?
 
2013-10-25 01:38:31 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Begoggle: Yeah she's obviously the one taking all those pictures.
Durp.

I was gonna say . . . none of those were self-shots. The guy who originally stole it still has it, he's just using it to take pictures of his girlfriend.


i.dailymail.co.uk

You can actually see the dude's reflection in the mirror.  Ya know - above the lube and the wipes...
 
2013-10-25 01:39:03 AM  
The best he can hope for is that the pictures being auto-uploaded to him get more risqué.
 
2013-10-25 01:45:02 AM  
Someone should tell that chick she shouldn't smoke.
 
2013-10-25 01:45:31 AM  
she's cute now but she will be fat
seven to twelve years
 
2013-10-25 01:52:07 AM  

zepillin: she's cute now but she will be fat
seven to twelve years


Kind of cute. Those pictures vacillate between 12 beers and the end of the night Hail Mary to Do her in the bathrooms after Happy Hour at Chilis

/she decent in some but not good in others is what I'm saying
 
2013-10-25 02:12:05 AM  
Just wait for the inevitable selfies and spank it to them.
 
2013-10-25 02:28:47 AM  
He's in Switzerland, she's in Morocco. She or her bf almost certainly bought the phone, since a) flying to Switzerland to steal a phone is retarded b) Africa is where stolen phones go to start their new lives.

( that still makes her naive or a scumbag)
 
2013-10-25 02:42:31 AM  

FarkinNortherner: He's in Switzerland, she's in Morocco. She or her bf almost certainly bought the phone, since a) flying to Switzerland to steal a phone is retarded b) Africa is where stolen phones go to start their new lives.

( that still makes her naive or a scumbag)


As I recall, unlike in the US, European telecoms lockout the phone for all carriers when it's reported stolen. So that would be the reason they have to go elsewhere.
 
2013-10-25 03:27:40 AM  
A woman who steals your cell phone will have no issues with stealing your wallet and anything else she can get her hands on.  Plus, she's not hot enough to put up with that shiat.  Now Scarlet Johansson has my permission to drain my bank account so long as she drains my peener first.
 
2013-10-25 03:29:41 AM  

OgreMagi: A woman who steals your cell phone will have no issues with stealing your wallet and anything else she can get her hands on.  Plus, she's not hot enough to put up with that shiat.  Now Scarlet Johansson has my permission to drain my bank account so long as she drains my peener first.


what
 
2013-10-25 04:00:52 AM  

redmid17: OgreMagi: A woman who steals your cell phone will have no issues with stealing your wallet and anything else she can get her hands on.  Plus, she's not hot enough to put up with that shiat.  Now Scarlet Johansson has my permission to drain my bank account so long as she drains my peener first.

what


I think it was some kind of boil lancing reference. Me, I'd want a nurse operating in such a sensitive area myself.
 
2013-10-25 04:12:40 AM  

jjorsett: FarkinNortherner: He's in Switzerland, she's in Morocco. She or her bf almost certainly bought the phone, since a) flying to Switzerland to steal a phone is retarded b) Africa is where stolen phones go to start their new lives.

( that still makes her naive or a scumbag)

As I recall, unlike in the US, European telecoms lockout the phone for all carriers when it's reported stolen. So that would be the reason they have to go elsewhere.


Yup, although IMEI blocking is relatively easy to override it's simpler just to move the phone outside Europe as the block list isn't internationally referenced (yet). I'm surprised the US carriers don't/can't block, but all kinds of things puzzle me about their cellphone market.
 
2013-10-25 04:14:03 AM  
Yup, although IMEI blocking is relatively easy to override it's simpler just to move the phone outside Europe as the block list isn't internationally referenced (yet). I'm surprised the US carriers don't/can't block, but all kinds of things puzzle me about their cellphone market.
 
2013-10-25 04:14:49 AM  
Oops. Bloody tablet.
 
2013-10-25 07:36:56 AM  

fusillade762: Langston: Good plan. Invite the girl who just stole from you back to where you keep the really expensive stuff.

Might be HE'S going to rob HER.

'I am really keen to find out who she is and more about her. I'd like to meet her and am prepared to travel to Morocco to see her.

But from those pics (sleeping, with an "I Love You" bear) I think she already has a boyfriend.


Yeah, esp considering the wedding/engagement ring she is wearing in the last pic on the beach.
 
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2013-10-25 07:47:52 AM  

MechaPyx: I'd promise she could keep the phone if she went on a date.....but I'd be totally lying and would have the cops waiting for her.


I like the way you think.
 
2013-10-25 07:52:58 AM  
If they can get the photos, why are they not getting a location as well?

Idiots and tech.
 
2013-10-25 08:01:32 AM  

cman: Wow she is a cutie.

I can see where he is coming from


You have an avocado fetish, I see.
 
2013-10-25 08:31:57 AM  
Girls like that in the US always have a scumbag boyfriend they are doing that stuff to impress. Is that not true in Europe?
 
2013-10-25 08:33:46 AM  
First she stole his phone, then she stole his heart. This is a love story that rings true and no matter what others may say, it's not phoney.
 
2013-10-25 10:17:49 AM  
EvilEgg: Just wait for the inevitable selfies and spank it to them.

Sure it's all fun and games until her boyfriend starts taking pictures of his Moroccan dick and they start appearing in your Dropbox then.

THE FUN WILL STOP.

/unless you're into that.
 
2013-10-25 10:26:40 AM  

Gotfire: EvilEgg: Just wait for the inevitable selfies and spank it to them.

Sure it's all fun and games until her boyfriend starts taking pictures of his Moroccan dick and they start appearing in your Dropbox then.

THE FUN WILL STOP.

/unless you're into that.


Did a GIS of Moroccan dick. This showed up in the first row. WTF.

www.birminghamitsnotshit.co.uk
 
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