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(AZ Family)   In the future, if a stranger throws a mysterious powder on you that causes your skin to burn, you should probably head straight for a hospital instead of going into work   (azfamily.com) divider line 31
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2013-10-25 05:23:24 AM
FTA: The victim rode the bus to her workplace near 90th Street and Shea Boulevard. She then walked across the street to Scottsdale Healthcare Shea Medical Center where she was treated for neck irritation.

1. Sounds like she did head straight to a hospital.
2. Irritation = burns?

Well done, subby.
 
2013-10-25 05:23:39 AM
Ok, subby-- but when are we gonna get our flying car and the 25-hour work week?
 
2013-10-25 05:24:42 AM
THIS IS HOW THE ZOMBIE INFECTION STARTS!
 
2013-10-25 05:32:54 AM
Meh. Isn't that just Tuesday?
 
2013-10-25 05:34:07 AM
Well that was a waste of a greenlight.
 
2013-10-25 05:36:12 AM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

Don't stop running, dude!  You're gonna be late for the headline!

Dude?
 
2013-10-25 05:44:32 AM
At last, someone didn't scream "TERRORIST ANTHRAX!" and freak out.

Instead, they contaminated a bus and random, untraceable riders.

And they say I'm crazy for always wearing a HazMat suit. They'll learn, oh yes they will, and who will be laughing then? Hmmm?
 
2013-10-25 05:49:13 AM

gerbilpox: At last, someone didn't scream "TERRORIST ANTHRAX!" and freak out.

Instead, they contaminated a bus and random, untraceable riders.

And they say I'm crazy for always wearing a HazMat suit. They'll learn, oh yes they will, and who will be laughing then? Hmmm?


In a HazMat suit, no one can hear you laugh.
 
2013-10-25 05:54:23 AM
zombiehamster.com
 
2013-10-25 05:57:06 AM
Hazmat Technician here.

The media is trying to make you think they need them for something. That's all. Nothing more. Shut the fark up, everyone...

Keep this shiat up, and you'll be moving along like a god damned citizen soon enough. Stop being scared little biatches and realize that nothing spectacularly bad has happened in this country since 9/11, and nothing else bad before that has really happened since Pearl Harbor.

We are safe as shiat. Shut the fark up, ALL OF YOU!
 
2013-10-25 06:05:35 AM

Stomponfoot: Hazmat Technician here.

The media is trying to make you think they need them for something. That's all. Nothing more. Shut the fark up, everyone...

Keep this shiat up, and you'll be moving along like a god damned citizen soon enough. Stop being scared little biatches and realize that nothing spectacularly bad has happened in this country since 9/11, and nothing else bad before that has really happened since Pearl Harbor.

We are safe as shiat. Shut the fark up, ALL OF YOU!


I don't get it.  Are you trying to talk yourself out of a job?
 
2013-10-25 06:07:44 AM
What about an ex girlfriend?
 
2013-10-25 06:19:55 AM
FTA: "The workplace, bus and bus stop were examined and found to be safe."

well, except for the risk of being hit by high speed gallon containers containing unknown substances at the bus stop.
 
2013-10-25 06:50:49 AM

Stomponfoot: We are safe as shiat. Shut the fark up, ALL OF YOU!


Except of course from your own citizens.
 
2013-10-25 06:53:30 AM
And it was probably just mortar mix or something. Lye can make you itchy and you certainly shouldn't be breathing it in.

Or maybe some college kids who mixed up some itching powder in the science lab for teh lulz.
 
2013-10-25 07:03:15 AM
Subby obviously doesn't have a boss like mine.
 
2013-10-25 07:05:59 AM
But I'm not supposed to talk about Fight Club... oops
 
2013-10-25 07:25:30 AM

Stomponfoot: Hazmat Technician here.

The media is trying to make you think they need them for something. That's all. Nothing more. Shut the fark up, everyone...

Keep this shiat up, and you'll be moving along like a god damned citizen soon enough. Stop being scared little biatches and realize that nothing spectacularly bad has happened in this country since 9/11, and nothing else bad before that has really happened since Pearl Harbor.

We are safe as shiat. Shut the fark up, ALL OF YOU!


Oklahoma City begs to differ. ..
 
2013-10-25 07:27:28 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: FTA: "The workplace, bus and bus stop were examined and found to be safe."

well, except for the risk of being hit by high speed gallon containers containing unknown substances at the bus stop.


uh, not so much.  think jousting...  if the moving object is intended to keep moving, there will be issues.  (i'll grant you the unknown substances but unless you plan on never leaving your house again, that's a wee bit unavoidable) if something is tossed out of a moving object, likely it is supposed to sit there for a while and do what it was built to do.  sounds like she reported the incident and they tracked down her stop, the bus she got on, and where she ended up (because god forbid having "something" thrown at you means you're not at work on time) and determined it wasn't toxic which means most likely either a skin irritant or some form of contact allergy.

Arkanaut: But I'm not supposed to talk about Fight Club... oops


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2013-10-25 07:28:22 AM

Stomponfoot: Keep this shiat up, and you'll be moving along like a god damned citizen soon enough. Stop being scared little biatches and realize that nothing spectacularly bad has happened in this country since 9/11, and nothing else bad before that has really happened since Pearl Harbor.


Nope, nothing else bad..

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/the horror
 
2013-10-25 07:40:50 AM
Hah, love you guys. Someone says, "there's no reason to panic over such small things, nothing major has happened", and the repsonse is an implied "YES IT HAS! PANIC JUSTIFIED!"

Relax, yo.
 
2013-10-25 07:53:34 AM

Hiro-ACiD: Stomponfoot: Keep this shiat up, and you'll be moving along like a god damned citizen soon enough. Stop being scared little biatches and realize that nothing spectacularly bad has happened in this country since 9/11, and nothing else bad before that has really happened since Pearl Harbor.

Nope, nothing else bad..

[i.imgur.com image 600x458]
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/the horror


forgot the
/oblig "THANKS OBAMA"
 
2013-10-25 07:57:59 AM
Next time just make sure Tyler Durden is standing by with some neutralizing chemical.

www.chm.bris.ac.uk
 
2013-10-25 08:01:19 AM
The real horror of this story is that they allow buses to move the common folk around Scottsdale.  Talk about the real reason for the hazmat team.

/jk
//Resident
 
2013-10-25 08:11:31 AM

HailRobonia: [zombiehamster.com image 720x480]


Came for "The Serpent and the Rainbow" reference.  One freaky movie, still haunts my dreams.
 
2013-10-25 08:35:56 AM

serfdood: HailRobonia: [zombiehamster.com image 720x480]

Came for "The Serpent and the Rainbow" reference.  One freaky movie, still haunts my dreams.


i will never forget the chair.... {shudders}
 
2013-10-25 08:36:51 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: serfdood: HailRobonia: [zombiehamster.com image 720x480]

Came for "The Serpent and the Rainbow" reference.  One freaky movie, still haunts my dreams.

i will never forget the chair.... {shudders}


may have to check that out.  'tis the season and all...
 
2013-10-25 09:18:29 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: serfdood: HailRobonia: [zombiehamster.com image 720x480]

Came for "The Serpent and the Rainbow" reference.  One freaky movie, still haunts my dreams.

i will never forget the chair.... {shudders}


If ever there was an "ow my balls" moment ...
 
2013-10-25 09:38:11 AM

serfdood: HindiDiscoMonster: serfdood: HailRobonia: [zombiehamster.com image 720x480]

Came for "The Serpent and the Rainbow" reference.  One freaky movie, still haunts my dreams.

i will never forget the chair.... {shudders}

If ever there was an "ow my balls" moment ...


Was he so very scared?
 
2013-10-25 09:48:17 AM
Wanted for questioning:

www.nbc.com
 
2013-10-25 09:14:42 PM
Sounds like a mobile speed lab ditched the lye.
 
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