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(Orlando Sentinel)   In this corner, wearing a polyester blue shirt, is the TSA. In this corner, wearing two hearing aids, is an 87-year-old WWII veteran. Let's get ready to GRRRUUUMMMBBBLLEEE   (orlandosentinel.com ) divider line
    More: Obvious, TSA, hearing aids, Tokyo Bay, anti-aircraft fire, question authority, ear plugs, conveyor belts  
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12284 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Oct 2013 at 2:13 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-25 02:25:03 AM  
4 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Hmm, if he's 87, that means he would have been between 8 and 13 during WW2. Something doesn't add up here.


Your math skills would be the first guess.
2013-10-24 08:38:47 PM  
2 votes:
Quit holding up the line old man.  And for the daughter, fark you, cash is perfectly acceptable to use.
2013-10-25 04:49:36 AM  
1 vote:

groundhog: 87 year old WWII combat vet?   Thank you, sir.  Be an asshole all you want.


This; and all you assholes calling him names, fark you and I HOPE YOU DIE IN A GAS OVEN.
2013-10-25 03:30:24 AM  
1 vote:
HERO tag on vacation?

/snark
2013-10-25 02:51:46 AM  
1 vote:
Is is wrong that halfway through I started reading it in Fran Drescher's voice?
2013-10-25 02:27:00 AM  
1 vote:

jaylectricity: What a horrible, nonsensical, useless anecdote. I thought the old man was going to be fighting with TSA. Instead he kinda has no idea what's going on anymore.


WHAT DID YOU SAY?
2013-10-24 10:43:34 PM  
1 vote:
Am I supposed to be outraged or something?  Sounds like a stubborn dick and his enabler daughter thinks he should be treated differently because I'M A VETERAN!1!!

Stop holding everyone up, asshole.
2013-10-24 10:01:55 PM  
1 vote:
He sounds like kind of an asshole. He knowingly holds up the line because he thinks he doesn't have to follow the rules.
Screw him, I've got a flight to catch.
2013-10-24 09:57:21 PM  
1 vote:
Also, "dad-dude"? Really?
2013-10-24 08:59:23 PM  
1 vote:
What a horrible, nonsensical, useless anecdote. I thought the old man was going to be fighting with TSA. Instead he kinda has no idea what's going on anymore.
2013-10-24 08:16:47 PM  
1 vote:
TFA is a POS.

Headline should read "Man who knowingly repeats behaviors that cause additional screening baffled that he keeps getting additional screening".

And please learn to structure your writing.
 
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