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(Orlando Sentinel)   In this corner, wearing a polyester blue shirt, is the TSA. In this corner, wearing two hearing aids, is an 87-year-old WWII veteran. Let's get ready to GRRRUUUMMMBBBLLEEE   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 22
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12241 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Oct 2013 at 2:13 AM (43 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-25 02:25:03 AM
5 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Hmm, if he's 87, that means he would have been between 8 and 13 during WW2. Something doesn't add up here.


Your math skills would be the first guess.
2013-10-25 03:23:32 AM
4 votes:
Just remember.  Old people have nothing to lose and they get an immense amount of joy out of farking with bureaucratic assholes.  And WW2 vets who were in combat even more so.  They are a national treasure.
2013-10-25 03:48:29 AM
3 votes:

TheHopeDiamond: Just because he's 87 doesn't mean he's not a total dick holding up an already lengthy process just for the purpose of being a total dick.

Fark that guy.


Anyone who takes side WITH the TSA is a dick. Fark that guy ^^^
2013-10-25 02:50:56 AM
3 votes:

Sid_6.7: TFATSA is a POS.


FTFY.
2013-10-24 08:38:47 PM
3 votes:
Quit holding up the line old man.  And for the daughter, fark you, cash is perfectly acceptable to use.
2013-10-25 07:55:26 AM
2 votes:

Bob Falfa: He sounds like kind of an asshole. He knowingly holds up the line because he thinks he doesn't have to follow the rules.
Screw him, I've got a flight to catch.


And boots to lick.

FARK THE TSA

2013-10-25 03:53:13 AM
2 votes:

redmid17: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Hmm, if he's 87, that means he would have been between 8 and 13 during WW2. Something doesn't add up here.

Your math skills would be the first guess.


2013 - 87 = 1926

1942 - 1926 = 16
1945 - 1926 = 19
Calculators, what can't they do?

Probably lied about his age to get into the Navy, a lot of kids did back then.
2013-10-25 03:47:47 AM
2 votes:

Three Crooked Squirrels: So, he's just an old crotchety man holding up the line. What does that have to do with him being a WWII vet? WWII vets can be assholes, too.


Old people deserve to be assholes whenever they want to be. If you don't agree, you can definitely agree that WWII vets deserve to be assholes.

If you don't agree with either one, I'm not sure you're human, let alone American.
2013-10-25 02:56:59 AM
2 votes:

starsrift: I don't get how he's not following the rules? Supposedly, he's not supposed to have to take off his shoes - but he does, because they're steel toe.


There is a certain kind of man that wears steel toed shoes. Usually has to do with being someone that Worked for a living instead of 'worked'
2013-10-25 02:24:32 AM
2 votes:
A: Get your dads hearing aids adjusted you stupid farking kunt!
2: 87 year olds aren't the ones interested in jacking planes you stupid Farking TSA jackwads!
2013-10-24 08:16:47 PM
2 votes:
TFA is a POS.

Headline should read "Man who knowingly repeats behaviors that cause additional screening baffled that he keeps getting additional screening".

And please learn to structure your writing.
2013-10-25 10:44:33 AM
1 votes:

vudukungfu: Bob Falfa: He sounds like kind of an asshole. He knowingly holds up the line because he thinks he doesn't have to follow the rules.
Screw him, I've got a flight to catch.

And boots to lick.

FARK THE TSA



This cannot be said enough:

FARK THE TSA.

I dare any of you to post anything that shows that these idiots have made us any safer. But you can be sure that someone's brother in law is getting rich off of this.

www.anunews.net

/War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.
//We have always been at war with Eastasia
2013-10-25 09:07:13 AM
1 votes:
A WWII vet is a person who risked his life, Who gave up part of the prime of his life to LEGITIMATELY protect your freedom.

A TSA employee is a person who deprives you of your freedom while ILLEGITIMATELY claiming to protect it.

I don't care what the old guy does. I cast my lot with him unconditionally.
2013-10-25 07:22:35 AM
1 votes:
Jesus fark. I'm a below-knee amputee, with a titanium rod in my femur. Other countries don't fark with me at all other than a hand metal detector that they ignore and don't investigate further. But even two weeks ago, I didn't even get an explosive swab or body scan at LAX. The overzealousness is definitely getting much better.

I've been screwed with quite a bit before, even argued with because I refused the body scanner knowing I was going to secondary anyway. Not in the last several flights in the last few months, though.

/if you know you'll set off the metal detector, know you'll get another inspection
//that's only been the case for at least thirty years
///old people could obviously never have any ill will *Cough*Tea*Cough*
2013-10-25 06:48:34 AM
1 votes:
Those of you deriding the old man and sticking up for the TSA here: that salty taste in your mouth and dripping down your chin is the TSA milkshake... you really should clean up a bit... and don't speak with your mouth full next time.

There used to be a time in this country when we wouldn't have stood for this shiat. Now it seems we are all just pussies. (I don't fly so don't bother trying to flip the script on me)

All we had to do post 9/11 is make pilots use these by law:
images.usatoday.com

Instead, what we get is this:
wewontfly.com
/Security THEATRE
2013-10-25 04:19:53 AM
1 votes:
87 year old WWII combat vet?   Thank you, sir.  Be an asshole all you want.
2013-10-25 03:41:24 AM
1 votes:
Just because he's 87 doesn't mean he's not a total dick holding up an already lengthy process just for the purpose of being a total dick.

Fark that guy.
2013-10-25 02:25:19 AM
1 votes:
I don't get how he's not following the rules? Supposedly, he's not supposed to have to take off his shoes - but he does, because they're steel toe.
2013-10-24 09:57:21 PM
1 votes:
Also, "dad-dude"? Really?
2013-10-24 09:56:36 PM
1 votes:
So, he's just an old crotchety man holding up the line. What does that have to do with him being a WWII vet? WWII vets can be assholes, too.
2013-10-24 09:05:10 PM
1 votes:
I was expecting an Air Force puke.

How dare they molest a Navy vet.

/sick
//and tired
2013-10-24 08:59:23 PM
1 votes:
What a horrible, nonsensical, useless anecdote. I thought the old man was going to be fighting with TSA. Instead he kinda has no idea what's going on anymore.
 
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