gilgigamesh: With the shiat he claims to believe, Pat Robertson makes a half naked prancing witch doctor shaking a skull on a stick seem like an erudite Northeastern intellectual.
MayoSlather: If there was a god, he or she would rebuke the spirit of Pat Robertson. And then buke on it all over again.
Raoul Eaton: I've rebuked the spirit of stupidity, but Pat Robertson is still around saying stupid things. I'm not too convinced this "rebuking" thing really works.
megarian: tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: WE'RE ABOUT TO GAY!/no snark, actually quite confident and excitedVery cool, good to hear.Baby steps. Not with actual babies....but why?/Off to Amazon to find baby shaped slippers.Because their intestines make my toes feel weird. And gay. Weird and gay. Weirday.
tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: Oh, yes, especially after I checked out that 55-gal. drum of lube.I'm almost afraid to ask how you find these things. Afraid, but more excited.Um, would you believe me if I said a friend told me about it?/Oh, yea check out the comments on it. The earlier ones were best. Trust me ; )
MrHappyRotter: I used to be deaf, dumb, blind and stupid. I prayed and prayed and now I'm no longer deaf and blind.
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