F*CK OFF AND DIE IN A F*CKING FIRE, ASSHOLE, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING DEAF.
Hector Remarkable: Wrong religion, lady. Whatcha got there is whadaya call some bad thetans. For just a
aevorea: I attended university that was located in the Bible Belt. One of my friends was wheelchair-bound due to spina bifida (a congenital disease) and some religious fundamentalist approached her and stated that she wouldn't be in a wheelchair if she'd had more faith.
notyomama: I know a girl who has cerebral palsy and has been in a wheelchair since she was little. She told me one the most difficult things about it was dealing with the people that tell her if she prayed harder or her faith was strong enough, she could get out of that chair. Then they tell her they will pray for her since she's obviously doing it wrong.//She's far too polite to tell them to get farked. I am not.
Your Hind Brain: SavageWombat: Rebuking evil spirits is something only evil clerics do. Good aligned clerics turn or destroy undead. If Pat's going around rebuking spirits, it doesn't speak well for his position on the alignment grid.Chaotic, Neutral, or Lawful? We need specifics here.
Raoul Eaton: I've rebuked the spirit of stupidity, but Pat Robertson is still around saying stupid things. I'm not too convinced this "rebuking" thing really works.
ecmoRandomNumbers: Why in hell aren't people like this in lockup on a thorazine drip?
MayoSlather: If there was a god, he or she would rebuke the spirit of Pat Robertson. And then buke on it all over again.
BKITU: Nor for the spirits of amputation or physical deformity. Those never seem to get prayed to health.
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