tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: Oh, yes, especially after I checked out that 55-gal. drum of lube.I'm almost afraid to ask how you find these things. Afraid, but more excited.Um, would you believe me if I said a friend told me about it?/Oh, yea check out the comments on it. The earlier ones were best. Trust me ; )
MayoSlather: If there was a god, he or she would rebuke the spirit of Pat Robertson. And then buke on it all over again.
gilgigamesh: With the shiat he claims to believe, Pat Robertson makes a half naked prancing witch doctor shaking a skull on a stick seem like an erudite Northeastern intellectual.
Darth_Lukecash: 0z79: I'd been wondering why many are so vicious and rude towards Christians, or why me saying I believe in God lead someone to say "Oh yeah? My God is your gallon of milk. I FARKED IT THIS MORNING!!"Then I read crap like this...I'm not sure I've ever heard the atheist argument of GOD= Milk + Sexual intercourse before...
Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: Oh, yes, especially after I checked out that 55-gal. drum of lube.I'm almost afraid to ask how you find these things. Afraid, but more excited.Um, would you believe me if I said a friend told me about it?/Oh, yea check out the comments on it. The earlier ones were best. Trust me ; )No.And I always trust you, but the safe word is "Stop you crazy biatch!"
0z79: Darth_Lukecash: 0z79: I'd been wondering why many are so vicious and rude towards Christians, or why me saying I believe in God lead someone to say "Oh yeah? My God is your gallon of milk. I FARKED IT THIS MORNING!!"Then I read crap like this...I'm not sure I've ever heard the atheist argument of GOD= Milk + Sexual intercourse before...The person involved was just trying to be as crude and vulgar as possible.They then spent 15 minutes calling me every kind of deluded fool, with their close friends laughing at my expense, with a grand finale of "FARK YOUR "GOD"!!!"All I said was "Yes, I do believe in Jesus Christ as my savior."They asked....
hardinparamedic: BKITU: Nor for the spirits of amputation or physical deformity. Those never seem to get prayed to health.According to some denominational beliefs, like Christian Science, those were punishments from God because of their sin.
Isitoveryet: i would have told the mother looking for advice to accept her child as he/she is.deaf people rock! they are slightly better than people with all 5 senses intact .& Pat Robertson is proof there is no God, what God would let this....man (for lack of a better word) represent him to the masses of shiat-for-brains jackasses?
F*CK OFF AND DIE IN A F*CKING FIRE, ASSHOLE, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING DEAF.
megarian: tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: WE'RE ABOUT TO GAY!/no snark, actually quite confident and excitedVery cool, good to hear.Baby steps. Not with actual babies....but why?/Off to Amazon to find baby shaped slippers.Because their intestines make my toes feel weird. And gay. Weird and gay. Weirday.
Mithiwithi: falkone32: Farking Canuck: These are in your religions ... why does it offend you to call them what they are??They also overwhelmingly deny astrology, yet overwhelmingly accept that the birth of their king was announced by a star and that the star was correctly interpreted by a bunch of "wise men". By magic and astrology, they mean pagan magic and pagan astrology. That is, the distinction is not made based on the nature of the thing, but instead on whose group the ritual belongs to. They ignore that pagan magic worked almost as well as their own in scripture.I remember one "smug and self-assured atheist" article pointing out that praying is basically casting a spell - it's just doing so via an authorized supernatural power.There's actually an old computer RPG called Darklands that actually made this explicit - it was set in a version of medieval Europe in which black magic and alchemy actually worked, and your party could include priests that could call upon the saints for tangible benefits. Of course, all good Robertson fans know that praying to saints is idolatry, but still.
Darth_Lukecash: notyomama: I know a girl who has cerebral palsy and has been in a wheelchair since she was little. She told me one the most difficult things about it was dealing with the people that tell her if she prayed harder or her faith was strong enough, she could get out of that chair. Then they tell her they will pray for her since she's obviously doing it wrong.//She's far too polite to tell them to get farked. I am not.That just brought up a whole bunch of bad memories.I'm handicapped, spent a lot of my childhood in body cast, wheelchairs and walkers. Once, when I was 9, I was grocery shopping with my mom in a wheelchair.My mom went to the baker counter to get the cake we had ordered, so I hung back away from the crowded area.Two little old blue haired ladies came up to me and aske "Well what was your sin, little boy""I'm sorry mam?""Well, you are obviously in that wheelchair because you disobeyed your parents and got hurt""No, I was born like this""Oh, so it's your parents sin, we will pray for you"Fortunately, I was Catholic at the time, and we were taught by Jesuits that science determines illness and God doesn't punish people that way.Then of course I became an Atheist about 10 years later.
Delawheredad: IF it worked that way EVERY hospital would be empty and there would be no atheists. Want to rebuke the deafness? Fine as soon as you are done with that see a medical specialist.
supayoda: I have an aunt who is dead thanks to this mentality.My aunt used to watch as much of Robertson as she could, and she was big on faith healing. Benny Hinn was another of her favorites.
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