BKITU: Nor for the spirits of amputation or physical deformity. Those never seem to get prayed to health.
ecmoRandomNumbers: Why in hell aren't people like this in lockup on a thorazine drip?
MayoSlather: If there was a god, he or she would rebuke the spirit of Pat Robertson. And then buke on it all over again.
MrHappyRotter: I used to be deaf, dumb, blind and stupid. I prayed and prayed and now I'm no longer deaf and blind.
Isitoveryet: i would have told the mother looking for advice to accept her child as he/she is.deaf people rock! they are slightly better than people with all 5 senses intact .& Pat Robertson is proof there is no God, what God would let this....man (for lack of a better word) represent him to the masses of shiat-for-brains jackasses?
Raoul Eaton: I've rebuked the spirit of stupidity, but Pat Robertson is still around saying stupid things. I'm not too convinced this "rebuking" thing really works.
gilgigamesh: With the shiat he claims to believe, Pat Robertson makes a half naked prancing witch doctor shaking a skull on a stick seem like an erudite Northeastern intellectual.
Danger Avoid Death: C'mon Pat. Everyone knows the spirit of deafness can't hear you.
Danger Avoid Death: [www.funny-jokes.net image 444x560]To be fair, rebuking the spirit of deafness is probably among the least stupid things Pat Robertson has said.
0z79: The other day, I was having a discussion with someone who had the opinion that all people with any sort of religion, ESPECIALLY Christianity, were deluded fools.It was long, but very civil; we came to an understanding of one another's views. We both learned a lesson in respecting our fellow sophonts.I'd been wondering why many are so vicious and rude towards Christians, or why me saying I believe in God lead someone to say "Oh yeah? My God is your gallon of milk. I FARKED IT THIS MORNING!!"Then I read crap like this...
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