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(The Week)   If the Girl Scouts are half as depraved as the religious right has been claiming since 2000, then they're a pretty fun bunch   (theweek.com) divider line 108
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2013-10-24 04:10:01 PM
But I'm sure they're fine with the boy scouts.
 
2013-10-24 04:53:14 PM

simplicimus: But I'm sure they're fine with the boy scouts.


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2013-10-24 04:59:27 PM
The Girl Scouts dont have the insane Mormon church breathing down their necks and holding their purse strings.

So that could be why they are accepting of just about anyone.

I dont know abou the communism thing, and dont really care, but I do know that the Girlscouts are ok with Gays, Lesbians and Trans folks.
 
2013-10-24 05:03:59 PM
Damn drug pushers. Thin mints should be a regulated substance.
 
2013-10-24 05:04:03 PM
Cookies are for lightweights.  Everybody knows brownies are where it's at.
 
2013-10-24 05:08:02 PM

Magruda: Damn drug pushers. Thin mints should be a regulated substance.


Hey fella. You tried yoself some COOOOOL BREEEEEZE?

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This shiat will get you high like a mountain, baby! All you gotta do is try a little....
 
2013-10-24 05:08:34 PM
Girl Scouts don't give a crap about having atheist, lesbian, or trans members. I buy cookies from them at every opportunity.
 
2013-10-24 05:12:02 PM
the Religious Reich prefers boys.   boys under 17.
 
2013-10-24 05:13:35 PM
An organization that teaches girls that they control their own livesand bodies meets with disapproval from the religious right. Wow.
 
2013-10-24 05:14:37 PM
I grew up in a town where pamphlets were passed around warning people about the communist, satanic ulterior of The Girls Scouts.


Fark Austin, Brooklyn and Portland and their contrived hiveminded attempts at cloned individuality.  If you want to experience truly "weird",  go to the American Biblebelt.    It's like being on bad acid 24/7.
 
2013-10-24 05:16:33 PM
OK the Girl Scouts are evil promiscuous lesbians. My problem is they say that like it is a bad thing.
 
2013-10-24 05:16:57 PM

evilmrsock: Magruda: Damn drug pushers. Thin mints should be a regulated substance.

Hey fella. You tried yoself some COOOOOL BREEEEEZE?


This shiat will get you high like a mountain, baby! All you gotta do is try a little....


I think I can honestly blame 3/5s of my wife's ass on Samoas.
 
2013-10-24 05:21:23 PM

Magruda: think I can honestly blame 3/5s of my wife's ass on Samoas.


The Misery Compromise?
 
2013-10-24 05:22:57 PM

Magruda: evilmrsock: Magruda: Damn drug pushers. Thin mints should be a regulated substance.

Hey fella. You tried yoself some COOOOOL BREEEEEZE?


This shiat will get you high like a mountain, baby! All you gotta do is try a little....

I think I can honestly blame 3/5s of my wife's ass on Samoas.


I wouldn't call her fat, but she's definitely got a weight problem. What's she supposed to do?  They're Samoas.
 
2013-10-24 05:23:07 PM

LouDobbsAwaaaay: Magruda: think I can honestly blame 3/5s of my wife's ass on Samoas.

The Misery Compromise?


I buy 12 boxes and bring one out once a month.
 
2013-10-24 05:23:53 PM
Can anyone honestly say these people are not suffering from mental illness?
 
2013-10-24 05:23:55 PM

fiddlehead: Girl Scouts don't give a crap about having atheist, lesbian, or trans members. I buy cookies from them at every opportunity.


It's weird how GSUSA thinks GSUSA should be for EVERY girl.
 
2013-10-24 05:24:26 PM
I'll just eat your share of Girl Scout cookies, Pastor Kevin Swanson, whoever you are. Cookie bigot.
 
2013-10-24 05:25:01 PM

fiddlehead: Girl Scouts don't give a crap about having atheist, lesbian, or trans members. I buy cookies from them at every opportunity.



Hell yeah, every group I find usually gets at least $4 from me depending on what cookies they have and if they're just setting up and have a whole pallet to go through, my fat ass can end up dropping anywhere from $40 to $60 on their sweet, sweet meth.


Linux_Yes: the Religious Reich prefers boys.   boys under 17.


Also in uniform.
 
2013-10-24 05:25:36 PM

theknuckler_33: Can anyone honestly say these people are not suffering from mental illness?


suffering?  no.  they seem to be enjoying it.
 
2013-10-24 05:25:52 PM
Fark with my do-si-dos, and I will start burning churches down, asshole.
 
2013-10-24 05:26:56 PM

Deadite: Linux_Yes: the Religious Reich prefers boys.   boys under 17.

Also in uniform.


With kerchiefs.
 
2013-10-24 05:27:54 PM

Mike Chewbacca: fiddlehead: Girl Scouts don't give a crap about having atheist, lesbian, or trans members. I buy cookies from them at every opportunity.

It's weird how GSUSA thinks GSUSA should be for EVERY girl.


Or boy. One neighbor boy is in the girl scouts because his sister had so much fun. He is having a blast and might even appreciate it differently if he sticks with it for a few more years.
 
2013-10-24 05:28:16 PM
WAAAAA! We failed in our attempt to take over the Girl Scouts, therefor they are evil!!! WAAA!!!

Dear Religious Nutbags, Fark you and the horse you rode in on.
 
2013-10-24 05:29:06 PM
Now, with extra-slutty lesbian goodness:

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2013-10-24 05:30:06 PM

gadian: Mike Chewbacca: fiddlehead: Girl Scouts don't give a crap about having atheist, lesbian, or trans members. I buy cookies from them at every opportunity.

It's weird how GSUSA thinks GSUSA should be for EVERY girl.

Or boy. One neighbor boy is in the girl scouts because his sister had so much fun. He is having a blast and might even appreciate it differently if he sticks with it for a few more years.


Huh! That's pretty cool.

Ed Grubermann: WAAAAA! We failed in our attempt to take over the Girl Scouts, therefor they are evil!!! WAAA!!!

Dear Religious Nutbags, Fark you and the horse you rode in on.


Actually, I don't think they ever tried to take over the Girl Scouts. The religious right doesn't want girls to grow up strong, independent, and capable.
 
2013-10-24 05:34:23 PM
Girl Scouts teaches young women to be independent, smart, and also about birth control and safe sex without all the religious hangups.

Or has it changed?

//Yeah, I'm a guy, but my mother was a troop leader.
 
2013-10-24 05:34:55 PM
...the Girl Scouts...antithetical to a biblical vision of womanhood...

Sounds good to me.
 
2013-10-24 05:36:41 PM
I support Girl Scouts and Cub Scouts at every opportunity. Boy Scouts, occasionally.

Cub Scouts don't really bother with religiosity and stuff.
 
2013-10-24 05:37:50 PM

meat0918: Girl Scouts teaches young women to be independent, smart, and also about birth control and safe sex without all the religious hangups.

Or has it changed?

//Yeah, I'm a guy, but my mother was a troop leader.


No WONDER the religious right hates them.
 
2013-10-24 05:38:26 PM
"Two boxes, please."
"Every time you eat a Thin Mint cookie an innocent, adorable Girl Scout becomes a radical, communist lesbian."
"OK, three boxes."
 
2013-10-24 05:43:48 PM

Magruda: evilmrsock: Magruda: Damn drug pushers. Thin mints should be a regulated substance.

Hey fella. You tried yoself some COOOOOL BREEEEEZE?


This shiat will get you high like a mountain, baby! All you gotta do is try a little....

I think I can honestly blame 3/5s of my wife's ass on Samoas.


i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-24 05:47:08 PM
This again?

Farkers should post pics of former Girl Scouts, as adults, in protest of the latest GOP evangelical outrage.
 
2013-10-24 05:51:07 PM

Wake Up Sheeple: This again?

Farkers should post pics of former Girl Scouts, as adults, in protest of the latest GOP evangelical outrage.


Come on, we're not redditors.
 
2013-10-24 05:52:22 PM
Ah, Katheryn Jean Lopez...the female Jonah Goldberg.
 
2013-10-24 05:53:13 PM
" Girl Scout becomes a radical, communist lesbian. "

Agreed, that is pretty much how I view them all.
 
2013-10-24 05:55:01 PM

tnpir: Ah, Katheryn Jean Lopez...the female Jonah Goldberg.


...only dumber.  If that's possible.
 
2013-10-24 05:55:09 PM

cc_rider: Now, with extra-slutty lesbian goodness:

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Which ones contain the RU-486?
 
2013-10-24 05:58:09 PM

Wake Up Sheeple: This again?

Farkers should post pics of former Girl Scouts, as adults, in protest of the latest GOP evangelical outrage.


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2013-10-24 05:58:35 PM

fusillade762: cc_rider: Now, with extra-slutty lesbian goodness:

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Which ones contain the RU-486?


That's the best part, they all do!
 
2013-10-24 05:59:40 PM

Holfax: "Two boxes, please."
"Every time you eat a Thin Mint cookie an innocent, adorable Girl Scout becomes a radical, communist lesbian."
"OK, three boxes."


You owe me a keyboard. Next time they are selling cookies I may need to buy a case.
 
2013-10-24 06:02:36 PM
My daughter just became a Daisy.
She's badass.
 
2013-10-24 06:05:54 PM

tnpir: Ah, Katheryn Jean Lopez...the female Jonah Goldberg.


Worse. She made Jonah seem reasonable and positively non-partisan by comparison. Back when I read NRO her crazy-cat-lady ramblings were a big part of what made me stop visiting. She's nuts.

Jonah isn't nuts. He's a shill who'd drop his mother down a flight of stairs for a chance to carry more water for the GOP, but I wouldn't say he's nuts. KJL though, she's a nutty moonbat. She's your crazy neighbor who barks at the moon and pisses in milk cartons.... who used to be an editor for a famous publication and got national attention for he idiotic screeds.

Fark, IIRC she got booted from NRO for being too kooky for them. Just let THAT concept sink in for a moment...
 
2013-10-24 06:10:19 PM

fusillade762: cc_rider: Now, with extra-slutty lesbian goodness:

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Which ones contain the RU-486?


Sadly, not the kind this nut-job's mother ordered.
 
2013-10-24 06:19:39 PM
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2013-10-24 06:34:30 PM

Linux_Yes: the Religious Reich prefers boys.   boys under 17.


They had a lot of success over in Europe in the 1940s...
 
2013-10-24 06:36:57 PM
Joseph Stalin banged on my door.

"Open up, comrade," he shouted.  "Is time for cookie buying."

"Go away, Joe," I shouted back.  "Those things, I can't resist them. No more.  No.  Go bother Mrs. Kliemczewski."

"I already bother Kliemczewski.  You no buy cookies," he replied, "I machine gun peasants."

"Don't care."

"I induce mass starvation in Ukraine."

"Go ahead."

"I torture little kitties, they so adorable, I make them scream."

"Between you and your conscience, you godless bureaucrat."

"I...I...implement health insurance reform."

I sighed.  I opened the door.

"You miserable, shiatty, commie son of a biatch.  Put me down for eight boxes."

He just stood there grinning.
 
2013-10-24 06:59:15 PM
My problem with the Girl Scouts , in a nutshell : Sell the damn cookies more than once a year. !  Parents- you are supposed to be teaching the girls that they can run a business. Unless you want them to run a cristmas tree lot, they should understand that many want, nay- NEED things year round. Like thin mints.

Kibbler- funny times eleventy .
 
2013-10-24 07:06:36 PM
I believe that the Girl Scouts were already on the LOPCATGOPATA, so no wonder.
 
2013-10-24 07:11:03 PM
Both my daughters are Girl Scouts. The only complaint I have is that the troop leader has a tendendency toward disorganization, otherwise it is just cookies and fun.

I like cookies and fun - why doesn't this asshole.
 
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