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2013-10-24 07:12:41 PM
Later in Prison..."Ya better hurry up I haven't come yet and you're running out of jelly"
 
2013-10-24 07:19:24 PM

UseLessHuman: He had ultrasound scan porn?  That's sick.


Maybe he went back far enough to before the egg was even fertilized, and he came back around to to regular porn again.
 
2013-10-24 07:52:49 PM

Virtuoso80: UseLessHuman: He had ultrasound scan porn?  That's sick.

Maybe he went back far enough to before the egg was even fertilized, and he came back around to to regular porn again.


There's a lot of porn you have to get through before you reach regular porn again -- necrophilia porn, granny porn, colostomy porn, GILF porn, mature porn, cougar porn, and MILF porn before you're even in the neighborhood.  Plus there's a lot of side streets to explore on the way (shudder).
 
2013-10-24 08:21:41 PM
Hmm, 20 years.
The way technology is advancing, he might be able to molest virtual little girls when he gets out and be placated that way.

Full Disclosure: 'Molest Virtual Little Girls' is my latest Skyrim mod
 
2013-10-24 08:27:18 PM

SirEattonHogg: skinink: That has to be the worst task for policemen and prosecutors, to build a case against a pedophile by looking at the images the person has. Gotta mess with their minds.


I can't recall which documentary it was, but apparently according to a police department for a large city, they use females to view such images and yes, there is a high burnout rate where said female employees request and get reassignment after a certain period.


I believe now they use file matching programs, any time someone in law enforcement or one of the related groups finds a new picture, they compute a hash of the file, and so computers can now automate it so people don't have to review all the files to check if they are legal or not.  I don't know what they do for those perverts that are still using analog. Might also explain why they only tend to charge people with a few counts of the crime, to limit the amount of material the law and juries have to see, but that is just speculation on my part.
 
2013-10-24 08:49:40 PM
How about a very caring and loving bullet to the back of the head?
 
2013-10-24 09:04:12 PM
20 years? There was a guy in Florida with no criminal history, who got 152 years.
The judge gave him a break though, and shortened the sentence to life without the possibility of parole.

That's a worse sentence than if he actually murdered someone.
 
2013-10-24 09:11:12 PM

Banned on the Run: There's a lot of porn you have to get through before you reach regular porn again -- necrophilia porn, granny porn, colostomy porn,


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2013-10-24 09:39:19 PM

jaylectricity: This guy should be commended for recognizing that something is going on in his head. I'm sick of people with  mental illness being treated like criminals. If your brain is wired a certain way, you cannot help what turns you on, sexually. All you can hope for is a life of resisting your urges. Forever.


I feel some weird sympathy for the guy after seeing his picture, he looks like he's actually cognizant of having done wrong. On the other hand CP seems like it's pretty easy to avoid. I have no idea if it's easy or hard to get help with that sort of problem. Thank goodness my kinks are fairly easy, and legal, to satisfy.
 
2013-10-24 09:45:53 PM

skinink: That has to be the worst task for policemen and prosecutors, to build a case against a pedophile by looking at the images the person has. Gotta mess with their minds.


I handled criminal appeals for my state early in my legal career.  I got a lot of "insufficient evidence to convict" appeals, so my job was to sort through the trial record and list the factual grounds for conviction for the State's brief.  Sorting through a banker's box of photographs of child abuse, sexual or otherwise, is truly awful.  These weren't porn photos, they were evidence photos collected by doctors and police.  Almost every case involved meth, and almost every case involved the primary guardian of the child.  Several months in that unit and I became genuinely depressed; I started worrying about every kid I saw at the grocery store who looked even slightly unhappy.  I eventually quit because it bothered me so much, and I have worked on civil matters ever since.  I think a lot of legal professionals who specialize in those cases were personally affected by abuse at some point.  I don't know how they could do it otherwise.

Custodial counselling and close monitoring should be the focus of first offender punishment, but a repeat offender?  I really don't think life incarceration is cruel or unjustified.  The lifetime toll on those kids is horrible (with "horrible" being the euphemism of the day).
 
2013-10-24 09:46:11 PM
Now THAT'S a pedophile!
 
2013-10-24 09:51:08 PM

dusty15893: I'm guessing you're volunteering to house/feed these people?


Why not? I don't have any kids.

KrispyKritter: a taste for tots is a mental illness?


Yes, it is. Not necessarily being born with it, but neither are a lot of other mental illnesses.
 
2013-10-24 11:24:46 PM
Please, Mr. Diddler, sit back, and let this man tell you about the problems you're about to face:

tv.mmgn.com

Those problems are probably gonna involve broomsticks, sharp toiletries, and a whole lotta bunch of your anus and vital organs. Pedos tend to be just slightly unpopular over in the pokey.
 
2013-10-24 11:31:54 PM

skinink: That has to be the worst task for policemen and prosecutors, to build a case against a pedophile by looking at the images the person has. Gotta mess with their minds.


it is, it does

// focussing more on financial fraud now
 
2013-10-25 12:18:01 AM

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: Some of those featured girls as young as 2, but Jones told agents that "his own interest was in 6 to 10 year old girls," the complaint states.

I was going to break out the pitchforks but that clears up everything.


Indeed. PBUH.
 
2013-10-25 12:24:43 AM

UseLessHuman: He had ultrasound scan porn?  That's sick.


Well, they've done X-Ray porn. NSFW.
 
2013-10-25 12:48:08 AM
FTFA: According to the complaint, Jones admitted to agents that he was in possession of several thousand images and several hundred videos of child porn. Some of those featured girls as young as 2, but Jones told agents that "his own interest was in 6 to 10 year old girls," the complaint states.


Well... at least he has his... standards?
 
2013-10-25 03:10:53 AM
Chemical castration. Yup. Blue liquid in the sack and that's that. What's sp difficult about this people?
 
2013-10-25 03:37:16 AM
Is the problem that he's still breathing?  Cause I kinda feel like that's the problem.
 
2013-10-25 03:49:47 AM

pete1729: jaylectricity: This guy should be commended for recognizing that something is going on in his head. I'm sick of people with  mental illness being treated like criminals. If your brain is wired a certain way, you cannot help what turns you on, sexually. All you can hope for is a life of resisting your urges. Forever.

I feel some weird sympathy for the guy after seeing his picture, he looks like he's actually cognizant of having done wrong. On the other hand CP seems like it's pretty easy to avoid. I have no idea if it's easy or hard to get help with that sort of problem. Thank goodness my kinks are fairly easy, and legal, to satisfy.


I've thought a bit about that and I'm quite grateful to have dodged that potential bullet in a sense. After all, you don't consciously choose who attracts you. It's all involuntary. You just discover through your own reactions. For me, that's adult women exclusively. Which is fine. If it turned out that I fancy adult men instead, or adults of both genders, that would be fine too.

But the thought that I might by some unfortunate circumstance discover it was the sight and thought of children, that was pretty horrifying. Would I opt for therapy, for chemical castration or might I find myself driven to become a monster? It's unsettling to contemplate, especially knowing the human capacity to convince ourselves that even the most horrific desires are somehow just. I've read accounts of paedophiles who appear to genuinely believe that their rape of children is actually sharing love.

Like I said, it's a problem I am very glad to not have to deal with. And while that thought does make me a wee bit sympathetic towards those who struggle with it that tiny bit is totally overshadowed by the much greater sympathy I have towards those who they victimise.
 
2013-10-25 11:31:52 AM

kling_klang_bed: Please, Mr. Diddler, sit back, and let this man tell you about the problems you're about to face:

[tv.mmgn.com image 500x400]

Those problems are probably gonna involve broomsticks, sharp toiletries, and a whole lotta bunch of your anus and vital organs. Pedos tend to be just slightly unpopular over in the pokey.


Pedo priests tend not to fare well.

/Oz was brutal. Good show. Lost it a little in Season 3, but didn't lose it entirely.
 
2013-10-25 01:19:37 PM

vygramul: kling_klang_bed: Please, Mr. Diddler, sit back, and let this man tell you about the problems you're about to face:

[tv.mmgn.com image 500x400]

Those problems are probably gonna involve broomsticks, sharp toiletries, and a whole lotta bunch of your anus and vital organs. Pedos tend to be just slightly unpopular over in the pokey.

Pedo priests tend not to fare well.

/Oz was brutal. Good show. Lost it a little in Season 3, but didn't lose it entirely.



Lol, I imagined the theme song to it the last few times an IL politician would get locked up.
 
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