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2013-10-24 02:14:48 PM
But most Teahadists want to have a 3-way with her and Sarah Palin, so its all good for them.
 
2013-10-24 02:16:00 PM
 
2013-10-24 02:17:56 PM
Once upon a time, a naive lad thought it was simply not possible that any sane, intelligent, rational human being could believe in the views espoused by conservative media.  Then, I took a good long look at the people who consume conservative media and realized I was correct.
 
2013-10-24 02:25:57 PM

DemonEater: This seems awfully familiar.

It's almost as if... hmm...

http://www.fark.com/comments/7988875/Ann-Coulter-is-Right-Wing-versi on -of-Stephen-Colbert-though-her-over-top-antics-utterly-ridiculous-paro dy-of-beliefs-arent-hilarious-theyre-terrifying

Oh yeah.  That's why.


What part of the "Follow Up" tag are you not quite understanding...?
 
2013-10-24 02:33:17 PM
Ann Coulter is a satanist!?

This explains much.

/may have misread.
 
2013-10-24 02:34:40 PM
Oh yeah?  Well what about all her pentagram tattoos and that human sacrifice blog?!?!?
 
2013-10-24 02:35:45 PM
I don't see what people think is so bad about her, once you strapped shorty back and were sure to stay clear of her talons, I bet she'd be legendary in bed.
 
2013-10-24 02:41:26 PM
Oh, another Coulter story? She must have a new book.

She's taking AWing to Madonna-like levels.
 
2013-10-24 02:46:12 PM
No, but she is laughing all the way to the bank.
 
2013-10-24 02:59:18 PM
I read that is, she's not a satanist.

She is a troll...and apparently it's working because people still pay attention to her.
 
2013-10-24 03:13:23 PM
She went to the Rush Limbaugh school of riling up idiots for fun and profit. Telling morons the crap they want to hear is a lucrative business, especially when you do it provocatively. Bill Maher does the same thing for different idiots. They probably share notes.
 
2013-10-24 03:16:08 PM
She's a money-grubbing attention whore with no scruples.

In other words, a Republican.
 
2013-10-24 03:32:52 PM
i.imgur.com

Now, back to FOX news.
 
2013-10-24 03:33:40 PM
s/satirist/woman/g;
 
2013-10-24 03:34:01 PM
Disgusting article.  Ann Coulter is an American hero.  The actual satirists, the people who try to make this country look like a joke, should be jailed.  But how you would jail the entire Democrat Party, I don't know.
 
2013-10-24 03:34:20 PM
She's not a satirist, she's a polemecist. And whether you agree with her or not, she's very good at it.
 
2013-10-24 03:34:41 PM
How about satyress, then?
 
2013-10-24 03:35:38 PM

Lionel Mandrake: She's a money-grubbing attention whore with no scruples.

In other words, a Republican.


She (He?  Have we forgotten the Adam's apple joke already?)  is a farking coward.  She was scheduled to give a speech at my school in Ottawa.  I can't remember who booked her, but apparently undergrad dumbassery is not restricted to the Left.  Anyway, the student body came to the conclusion that this was an unwise choice of speaker and planned to protest.  She bailed because of "security reasons" and then tried to claim the admin cancelled the speech and were trying to censor her.

Lying shiatweasel.
 
2013-10-24 03:35:41 PM
But what of her penis, Internet? Does she keep it in a jar in a cupboard and some nights, does she take it from said cupboard, look at it and weep?

Or did she send it to a landfill in Litchfield, Illinois?
And her self photo shopping bones, Internet. Do they creep you out too?

whitenoiseinsanity.com
 
2013-10-24 03:36:21 PM

"we should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity."

Nope. Ann Coulter is hate-monger who is partly responsible for the 10 year oil war in Iraq and for the deaths of thousands of Americans and tens if not hundreds of thousands of Iraqis.

She can burn in hell.
 
2013-10-24 03:36:35 PM

Mike_LowELL: Disgusting article.  Ann Coulter is an American hero.  The actual satirists, the people who try to make this country look like a joke, should be jailed.  But how you would jail the entire Democrat Party, I don't know.


So that's where you learned your satire from...
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-10-24 03:37:39 PM
avideditor.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-24 03:37:43 PM

Harry Freakstorm: But what of her penis, Internet? Does she keep it in a jar in a cupboard and some nights, does she take it from said cupboard, look at it and weep?

Or did she send it to a landfill in Litchfield, Illinois?
And her self photo shopping bones, Internet. Do they creep you out too?

[whitenoiseinsanity.com image 317x446]


HANDGATE
 
2013-10-24 03:38:11 PM

Bondith: She was scheduled to give a speech at my school in Ottawa.


Wasn't she banned from speaking gigs in Canada because of their hate speech laws, or something?

//I might be thinking of someone else
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-10-24 03:38:49 PM

Mike_LowELL: Disgusting article.  Ann Coulter is an American hero.  The actual satirists, the people who try to make this country look like a joke, should be jailed.  But how you would jail the entire Democrat Party, I don't know.


Bolded portion indicates how I know you are a Rush Limbaugh parroting idiot.
 
2013-10-24 03:39:08 PM

Harry Freakstorm: But what of her penis, Internet? Does she keep it in a jar in a cupboard and some nights, does she take it from said cupboard, look at it and weep?

Or did she send it to a landfill in Litchfield, Illinois?
And her self photo shopping bones, Internet. Do they creep you out too?

[whitenoiseinsanity.com image 317x446]


I wonder if she has Marfan Syndrome.
 
2013-10-24 03:39:36 PM
"The problem is we have hucksters, shysters, and people ripping off the Republican Party for their own self-aggrandizement, for their own egos, to make money" - Ann Coulter

Now with source goodness.
 
2013-10-24 03:39:50 PM

DjangoStonereaver: But most Teahadists want to have a 3-way with her and Sarah Palin, so its all good for them.


Who wouldn't? Drilling Palin doggystyle while her hanging tits are in Coulter's face while Coulter is on her back while dildoing her ass...
 
2013-10-24 03:40:09 PM
It never occured to me that she wasn't dead serious.  Now after that article, I'm not so sure.

Stupid story for you (my stupidity):
I got a copy of "I am America, and So Can You", on audiobook.  I had only been familiar with Colbert from his bits on The Daily Show.  So while I was listening to the book, I found myself actually getting angry at how ludicrous his opinions were.  I even brought it up to the dude who lent me the CDs.  It was then explained to me, "Dude, you realize he's in character with all that shiat, right?"
Afterwards, I listened to it all over again from scratch and actually understood the humor.  It's pretty damn funny, really!  I still feel like an idiot for not getting the joke the first time.

So, I wonder now.  Is Coulter a female Colbert?  Maybe?
 
2013-10-24 03:40:27 PM
FTA: "Conservatives have figured out how to bilk the rubes while also organizing the rubes for political gain. That's Coulter's genius, and we should respect her work for what it actually is."

It doesn't take genius, you just need to be be morally bankrupt. I have more respect for dung beetles and anaerobic bacteria than this waste of a human shell.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-10-24 03:40:56 PM

Grungehamster: "The problem is we have hucksters, shysters, and people ripping off the Republican Party for their own self-aggrandizement, for their own egos, to make money" - Ann Coulter

Now with source goodness.


connectingdotstogod.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-24 03:41:53 PM

BATMANATEE: Harry Freakstorm: But what of her penis, Internet? Does she keep it in a jar in a cupboard and some nights, does she take it from said cupboard, look at it and weep?

Or did she send it to a landfill in Litchfield, Illinois?
And her self photo shopping bones, Internet. Do they creep you out too?

[whitenoiseinsanity.com image 317x446]

I wonder if she has Marfan Syndrome.


I dunno, but just looking at her gives me the Barfan Syndrome.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-10-24 03:41:55 PM

Charlie Chingas: DjangoStonereaver: But most Teahadists want to have a 3-way with her and Sarah Palin, so its all good for them.

Who wouldn't? Drilling Palin doggystyle while her hanging tits are in Coulter's face while Coulter is on her back while dildoing her ass...


I like girls.  I'm not even sure Coulter has a gender.
 
2013-10-24 03:42:08 PM

Mike_LowELL: Disgusting article.  Ann Coulter is an American hero.  The actual satirists, the people who try to make this country look like a joke, should be jailed.  But how you would jail the entire Democrat Party, I don't know.


"democrat party" should not be capitalized.  Otherwise, another fine entry.
 
2013-10-24 03:42:59 PM
She should run for president.
She is the modern face of the Republican party.
Republicans, this is the person who represents you.
 
2013-10-24 03:43:40 PM

Arkanaut: So that's where you learned your satire from...


I am not a satirist.  I am the greatest philosopher who ever lived.

d23: Bolded portion indicates how I know you are a Rush Limbaugh parroting idiot.


This is what I am talking about.  I use a phrase used to demean and denigrate the Democrat Party, and the card-carrying members of the Democrat Party get upset with me.  But this is what Democrats do.  They do not offer solutions.  Only tears.  And yet, they will claim that global warming is causing the seas to rise.  Not their tears.
 
2013-10-24 03:43:44 PM
Like Rush, Ann Coulter gets money from people who listen to her. Those people who listen are usually the ones who despise her. You want her to go away? Stop giving her publicity and audiences.

She is a professional troll, too. And a very good one.
 
Ant
2013-10-24 03:43:59 PM

BATMANATEE: Bill Maher does the same thing for different idiots. They probably share notes.


There are rumors that they've shared more than notes
 
2013-10-24 03:44:13 PM

durbnpoisn: It never occured to me that she wasn't dead serious.  Now after that article, I'm not so sure.

Stupid story for you (my stupidity):
I got a copy of "I am America, and So Can You", on audiobook.  I had only been familiar with Colbert from his bits on The Daily Show.  So while I was listening to the book, I found myself actually getting angry at how ludicrous his opinions were.  I even brought it up to the dude who lent me the CDs.  It was then explained to me, "Dude, you realize he's in character with all that shiat, right?"
Afterwards, I listened to it all over again from scratch and actually understood the humor.  It's pretty damn funny, really!  I still feel like an idiot for not getting the joke the first time.

So, I wonder now.  Is Coulter a female Colbert?  Maybe?


durbnpoisn: It never occured to me that she wasn't dead serious.  Now after that article, I'm not so sure.

Stupid story for you (my stupidity):
I got a copy of "I am America, and So Can You", on audiobook.  I had only been familiar with Colbert from his bits on The Daily Show.  So while I was listening to the book, I found myself actually getting angry at how ludicrous his opinions were.  I even brought it up to the dude who lent me the CDs.  It was then explained to me, "Dude, you realize he's in character with all that shiat, right?"
Afterwards, I listened to it all over again from scratch and actually understood the humor.  It's pretty damn funny, really!  I still feel like an idiot for not getting the joke the first time.

So, I wonder now.  Is Coulter a female Colbert?  Maybe?


Read THIS and find out!
 
2013-10-24 03:44:23 PM
She's a professional troll.
 
2013-10-24 03:45:09 PM
The true question remains, however:

Is Ann Coulter a horse?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-10-24 03:45:10 PM

Mike_LowELL: Arkanaut: So that's where you learned your satire from...

I am not a satirist.  I am the greatest philosopher who ever lived.

d23: Bolded portion indicates how I know you are a Rush Limbaugh parroting idiot.

This is what I am talking about.  I use a phrase used to demean and denigrate the Democrat Party, and the card-carrying members of the Democrat Party get upset with me.  But this is what Democrats do.  They do not offer solutions.  Only tears.  And yet, they will claim that global warming is causing the seas to rise.  Not their tears.


Well now you've got a green 3 highlight.  I will never doubt you again.
 
2013-10-24 03:45:20 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: "democrat party" should not be capitalized. Otherwise, another fine entry.


Thank you.  Fifty years from now, that post will be studied in every major university in the entire world.

/bebackinabithavetogobuyascrewdriver
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-10-24 03:45:47 PM

psychopathic tendencies: The true question remains, however:

Is Ann Coulter a horse?


Well, I like riding a horse.  I wouldn't want to ride Ann Coulter.
 
2013-10-24 03:45:49 PM

Arkanaut: Bondith: She was scheduled to give a speech at my school in Ottawa.

Wasn't she banned from speaking gigs in Canada because of their hate speech laws, or something?

//I might be thinking of someone else


Westboro Baptist, or at least certain members.  There was British MP, George Galloway, who got disinvited, but that's Harper being a farkwad.

Oh, and apparently that Quran-burning pastor.
 
2013-10-24 03:46:15 PM

DjangoStonereaver: But most Teahadists want to have a 3-way with her and Sarah Palin, so its all good for them.


This wouldn't really be a bad thing...
 
2013-10-24 03:46:31 PM

Mike_LowELL: Disgusting article.  Ann Coulter is an American hero.  The actual satirists, the people who try to make this country look like a joke, should be jailed.  But how you would jail the entire Democrat Party, I don't know.


I blame Taxbongo bin Congo von Rapmaster 2000!
 
2013-10-24 03:46:48 PM

BATMANATEE: durbnpoisn: It never occured to me that she wasn't dead serious.  Now after that article, I'm not so sure.

Stupid story for you (my stupidity):
I got a copy of "I am America, and So Can You", on audiobook.  I had only been familiar with Colbert from his bits on The Daily Show.  So while I was listening to the book, I found myself actually getting angry at how ludicrous his opinions were.  I even brought it up to the dude who lent me the CDs.  It was then explained to me, "Dude, you realize he's in character with all that shiat, right?"
Afterwards, I listened to it all over again from scratch and actually understood the humor.  It's pretty damn funny, really!  I still feel like an idiot for not getting the joke the first time.

So, I wonder now.  Is Coulter a female Colbert?  Maybe?

durbnpoisn: It never occured to me that she wasn't dead serious.  Now after that article, I'm not so sure.

Stupid story for you (my stupidity):
I got a copy of "I am America, and So Can You", on audiobook.  I had only been familiar with Colbert from his bits on The Daily Show.  So while I was listening to the book, I found myself actually getting angry at how ludicrous his opinions were.  I even brought it up to the dude who lent me the CDs.  It was then explained to me, "Dude, you realize he's in character with all that shiat, right?"
Afterwards, I listened to it all over again from scratch and actually understood the humor.  It's pretty damn funny, really!  I still feel like an idiot for not getting the joke the first time.

So, I wonder now.  Is Coulter a female Colbert?  Maybe?

Read THIS and find out!


Sorry about the double quote.
 
2013-10-24 03:48:52 PM
Who?
 
2013-10-24 03:48:59 PM

Rawhead Rex: DjangoStonereaver: But most Teahadists want to have a 3-way with her and Sarah Palin, so its all good for them.

This wouldn't really be a bad thing...


Except that most guys want a threesome with two women.
 
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