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(Opposing Views)   Dog graduates from university with MBA. In related news, the unemployment rate for dogs with MBAs is 100 percent. Thanks, Obama   (opposingviews.com) divider line 25
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GBB
2013-10-24 02:20:03 PM
Masters in Butts and Asses?
 
2013-10-24 02:22:02 PM
Moving Buses and Autos
 
2013-10-24 02:22:17 PM
$7,300 student loan?  For what he'll be earning he will never pay it off.  Quick!  Someone bail him out!
 
2013-10-24 02:23:36 PM
Milk Bone Accreditation
 
2013-10-24 02:26:24 PM
MBAs, so easy even a dog can get one.
 
2013-10-24 02:26:26 PM
And, the best Wikipedia article is again relevant.
 
2013-10-24 02:28:03 PM
Master Baiter's Anonymous
 
2013-10-24 02:28:30 PM
Masters in Banging Alsatians?
 
2013-10-24 02:32:48 PM
Of course, he paid the tuition with his credit card.

https://www.goofball.com/news/joke_Dog_Issued_Credit_Card
 
2013-10-24 02:35:37 PM
reminds me of michele bachman's law degree.
 
2013-10-24 02:35:58 PM
Manchester Beats Arsenal
 
2013-10-24 02:36:29 PM
Sure wish I saw this a few years ago...

My dog would probably be a CEO by now, and I wouldn't have had to go back to school
 
2013-10-24 02:44:03 PM

pute kisses like a man: reminds me of michele bachman's law degree.


hey, Jesus gave her that degree
 
2013-10-24 02:50:01 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-10-24 02:57:33 PM

pute kisses like a man: reminds me of michele bachman's Orly Tait's law degree.


Remember her?
 
2013-10-24 02:59:37 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-24 03:18:14 PM
FTFA: you can actually get arrested in Texas if you try to use them as a qualification to get a job.

Texas, that bastion of educational credibility, where textbooks don't have enough creation science in them to suit the liking of the board of education.

Dear Texas, your governor couldn't even get a degree from this place, what are you worried about.
 
2013-10-24 03:40:50 PM

blindio: FTFA: you can actually get arrested in Texas if you try to use them as a qualification to get a job.

Texas, that bastion of educational credibility, where textbooks don't have enough creation science in them to suit the liking of the board of education.

Dear Texas, your governor couldn't even get a degree from this place, what are you worried about.


Ironically, state wildlife management agencies are delighted to hire Certified Wildlife Biologists®  whose degrees from "The Wildlife Society" awarded based on "life experience", especially in Alaska where the main qualification sought is skill shooting wolves from airplanes, and in the Lower 48 skill at spouting anti-coyote and more recently anti-wolf narratives as "science".
 From the TWS site:


"Holding a certificate from The Wildlife Society places you in a category distinct from other wildlife professionals due to the integrity of the organization and the high standards of the certification process. You earn credibility and respect, which offers you an added advantage when applying for jobs, in public forums, and in legal proceedings.
On March 13, 2008, the Trademark Office's Principal Register officially approved TWS Associate Wildlife Biologist (AWB) and Certified Wildlife Biologist (CWB) for trademark registration. Meaning The Wildlife Society is the ONLY organization to provide the peer-reviewed wildlife biologist certification process that bestows the title of Associate Wildlife Biologist and Certified Wildlife Biologist. This entitles all current AWBs and CWBs to place the trademark symbol ® after their title. Example: John Smith, Certified Wildlife Biologist "

Because, you know, having an "®" after your degree just lends it as much unquestionable authority as Realtor®, as trademarked by the National Association of Realtors®.  Remember to make sure that your real estate agent is a member of the National Association of Realtors!  Only the members of the National Association of Realtors® are gen-u-wine Realtors®!"
 
2013-10-24 03:41:20 PM

Arkanaut: pute kisses like a man: reminds me of michele bachman's Orly Tait's law degree.

Remember her?


Actually, I had forgotten so I looked her up:

Occupation: Dentist, lawyer

Wow, really? All she's missing in that list of unpopular professionals is "pedo"

/where my MBA?
 
2013-10-24 03:43:07 PM
"We are not a bogus university ... and have always been upfront about our status."

When questioned about its practices, AUOL maintained that what it does is legitimate,
while acknowledging that it is not an accredited university.


NOT ACCREDITED =  BOGUS UNIVERSITY
 
2013-10-24 03:48:32 PM
Ah yes, young adults with MBA's.  The surest way to say:

"I am trying to look like I can do anything in business while not actually knowing anything about business."
 
2013-10-24 05:09:24 PM
Of course there's also the highly-suspicious looking American University in London.  Both of these fine institutions appear to be trying to rip off the apparently legitimate American International University in London which at least has an actual campus I have been to.  There are many bogus universities in the UK that are also in the business of immigration fraud as well as running diploma mills.
 
2013-10-24 05:38:36 PM

OldManDownDRoad: Occupation: Dentist, lawyer

Wow, really? All she's missing in that list of unpopular professionals is "pedo"


Professionals? You can get paid for that?

/Not that I'd apply, of course....
 
2013-10-24 07:31:56 PM
MBA?  Isn't that the degree that GW Bush had?
 
2013-10-25 10:09:27 AM
When I was moving out to go to university, our golden retriever was getting excited/agitated, as he does when, well, anything happens.  Dad makes an offhand comment, something to the effect of "well, there's no rule here that says that DOGS can't go to university!"  And thus the idea for the feel-good hit movie of the summer was born.
 
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