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(Neatorama)   The strange life of Benny Hill, who died alone in front of his TV surrounded by unwashed dishes, quite possibly a virgin. That's hilarious if you imagine it to the tune of Yakety Sax   (neatorama.com) divider line 151
    More: Interesting, Yakety Sax, Benny Hill, humans, Jack Benny, Jonathan Winters, Eddie Deezen, voice acting, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang  
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2013-10-24 01:16:00 PM  
Benny Hill Show was my first fap material.

/i was a lonely boy
 
2013-10-24 01:18:30 PM  
Goddammit, no it's not hilarious, Subby, it's probably how exactly half of us Farkers are gonna die.
 
2013-10-24 01:18:42 PM  
no matter about dying a virgin, masturbation is more enjoyable than sex
 
2013-10-24 01:19:08 PM  
What's so strange about that?
 
2013-10-24 01:22:36 PM  
Interesting that he was 0 fer 3 on marriage proposals. Lord knows I would never ask without knowing the answer first.
 
2013-10-24 01:22:42 PM  

devilEther: no matter about dying a virgin, masturbation is more enjoyable than sex


That's what you say....*rolls eyes*
 
2013-10-24 01:23:43 PM  
It's how he would have wanted to go.
 
2013-10-24 01:24:32 PM  

cygnusx13: Benny Hill Show was my first fap material.


Heh; it was when I first realized that the farkin' English were less uptight about showing scantily clad women than the assclown execs on the US Networks.
 
2013-10-24 01:24:50 PM  

cygnusx13: Benny Hill Show was my first fap material.

/i was a lonely boy


Better than the Sears catalog
 
2013-10-24 01:24:55 PM  

devilEther: no matter about dying a virgin, masturbation is more enjoyable than sex


THIS^

1) My hand never has a headache
2) I don't have to talk to my hand afterwards
3) If I want to sleep afterwards, my hand will turn out the lights
4) If I want a Five Guys burger afterwards, my hand will drive me there
5) If I want to watch Star Trek afterwards, my hand will operate the remote
 
2013-10-24 01:27:10 PM  
I suspect some Farkers have only had really bad sex.
 
2013-10-24 01:27:27 PM  
Am I in before Robot Chicken Funeral of Benny Hill?
 
2013-10-24 01:31:18 PM  
He saved my life when I first watched Chitty Chitty Bang Bang DAMMIT!!!
 
2013-10-24 01:32:16 PM  

Confabulat: I suspect some Farkers have only had really bad sex.


Or none at all.
 
2013-10-24 01:32:53 PM  

ristst: devilEther: no matter about dying a virgin, masturbation is more enjoyable than sex

THIS^

1) My hand never has a headache
2) I don't have to talk to my hand afterwards
3) If I want to sleep afterwards, my hand will turn out the lights
4) If I want a Five Guys burger afterwards, my hand will drive me there
5) If I want to watch Star Trek afterwards, my hand will operate the remote


You're having sex with the wrong women.
 
2013-10-24 01:34:07 PM  
I don't like the speeded-up version of Yakety Sax that everyone plays. I mean it's fine in comedy context, but you can really only appreciate the musical talent of the late Boots Randolph if you listen to the original speed.

/Sorry to go all hipster on this thread
 
2013-10-24 01:34:11 PM  

cygnusx13: Interesting that he was 0 fer 3 on marriage proposals. Lord knows I would never ask without knowing the answer first.


What if he did know the answer first and that's why he asked those three?
 
2013-10-24 01:34:16 PM  
Trivia: the author of that post, Eddie Deezen, played Eugene the nerd in 'Grease' and nerdy characters in a bunch of other movies....'War Games' for example.
 
2013-10-24 01:35:04 PM  

ristst: devilEther: no matter about dying a virgin, masturbation is more enjoyable than sex

THIS^

1) My hand never has a headache
2) I don't have to talk to my hand afterwards
3) If I want to sleep afterwards, my hand will turn out the lights
4) If I want a Five Guys burger afterwards, my hand will drive me there
5) If I want to watch Star Trek afterwards, my hand will operate the remote


Will your hand go out for Five Guys while you stay home and watch Star Trek?

Does your hand occasionally get drunk and give you a little 'back hand' action?

Masturbation is fun, but sex with a partner is more fun.
 
2013-10-24 01:35:31 PM  
Actual photo of TFA's author:

www.eddiedeezen.com

Forget Benny Hill, Eddie Deezen a comedy legend.
 
2013-10-24 01:35:35 PM  
I would hate to go out like that.  I want to die on the can like a real hero.
 
2013-10-24 01:36:06 PM  
He did one sketch where he was a cowboy villain dressed in black leather.  Every single move he made the leather squeaked and groaned so loudly it drowned out the dialogue.  It was a total scream.

About a year later I saw a cowboy film from the 50's with a villain dressed in black leather, and every time the guy moved the leather outfit squeaked loudly.  Nearly laughed myself to death on that one.
 
2013-10-24 01:36:06 PM  

devilEther: no matter about dying a virgin, masturbation is more enjoyable than sex


yeah, you are doing it wrong
 
2013-10-24 01:40:01 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-24 01:40:01 PM  

Hawk24: Trivia: the author of that post, Eddie Deezen, played Eugene the nerd in 'Grease' and nerdy characters in a bunch of other movies....'War Games' for example.


Oh, man, if I'd recognized the name I would have read it in his voice.
 
2013-10-24 01:40:08 PM  

tamsnod27: devilEther: no matter about dying a virgin, masturbation is more enjoyable than sex

yeah, you are doing it wrong


Hey he could be doing something right and the rest of us wrong.  It is a posibility.
 
2013-10-24 01:43:56 PM  

Hawk24: Trivia: the author of that post, Eddie Deezen, played Eugene the nerd in 'Grease' and nerdy characters in a bunch of other movies....'War Games' for example.


That's excellent trivia (for me).  I recognized the name but didn't put it together.  If you lived in the 70's & 80's, you knew him as thee nerd stereotype - no idea how he wasn't somehow involved in Revenge of the Nerds or Head of the Class.
Midnight Madness, Zapped!(don't ask why I saw this) and Punky Brewster (again, don't ask) are a couple of other things I remember him from.  When I checked his IMDB, I also noticed he's "guy boarded up in the wall" on Weird Al's show - a character I remember but I don't recall making that connection.

Sad ending to that article; maybe love wasn't in the cards for him, but the rest of his entertainment career was beyond what most people have done in this world.
 
2013-10-24 01:44:45 PM  
Some of the graffiti quotes were brilliant, such as: "Power corrupts, and absolute power is fun."
 
2013-10-24 01:45:34 PM  

tamsnod27: devilEther: no matter about dying a virgin, masturbation is more enjoyable than sex

yeah, you are doing it wrong


I tend to agree, but I don't know how he masturbates.

/I'm not the best sex I've ever had ...
 
2013-10-24 01:46:52 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Hawk24: Trivia: the author of that post, Eddie Deezen, played Eugene the nerd in 'Grease' and nerdy characters in a bunch of other movies....'War Games' for example.

That's excellent trivia (for me).  I recognized the name but didn't put it together.  If you lived in the 70's & 80's, you knew him as thee nerd stereotype - no idea how he wasn't somehow involved in Revenge of the Nerds or Head of the Class.
Midnight Madness, Zapped!(don't ask why I saw this) and Punky Brewster (again, don't ask) are a couple of other things I remember him from.  When I checked his IMDB, I also noticed he's "guy boarded up in the wall" on Weird Al's show - a character I remember but I don't recall making that connection.

Sad ending to that article; maybe love wasn't in the cards for him, but the rest of his entertainment career was beyond what most people have done in this world.


I think he was in an episode of Magnum, P.I. as well.
 
2013-10-24 01:48:00 PM  

devilEther: no matter about dying a virgin, masturbation is more enjoyable than sex


Masturbation is sex with someone you love
 
2013-10-24 01:48:54 PM  
You guys... this thread is getting bleak.
 
2013-10-24 01:51:05 PM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 542x405]


Wasn't she on Frazier.
 
2013-10-24 01:51:55 PM  

Birnone: cygnusx13: Interesting that he was 0 fer 3 on marriage proposals. Lord knows I would never ask without knowing the answer first.

What if he did know the answer first and that's why he asked those three?


Mind = blown
 
2013-10-24 01:53:12 PM  

groppet: cygnusx13: Benny Hill Show was my first fap material.

/i was a lonely boy

Better than the Sears catalog


You take that back right now!

/Bra ads
//FAP
 
2013-10-24 01:54:15 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: You're having sex with the wrong women.


That happens when one gets married, y'know...
 
2013-10-24 01:54:16 PM  

GRCooper: tamsnod27: devilEther: no matter about dying a virgin, masturbation is more enjoyable than sex

yeah, you are doing it wrong

I tend to agree, but I don't know how he masturbates.

/I'm not the best sex I've ever had ...


Maybe you're not trying hard enough.

//me either
 
2013-10-24 01:55:33 PM  

mcmnky: Will your hand go out for Five Guys while you stay home and watch Star Trek?

Does your hand occasionally get drunk and give you a little 'back hand' action?


No to both, and neither will my wife.
 
2013-10-24 01:56:00 PM  
mcmnky:Masturbation is fun, but sex with a partner is more fun.

How about while Yakety Sax is playing in the background?
 
2013-10-24 01:56:39 PM  

W.C.fields forever: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 542x405]

Wasn't she on Frazier.


Yes, yes she was.
 
2013-10-24 01:58:02 PM  
Eaten up with guilt, shame, fears and insecurities and obtaining, if he's lucky, a barely perceptible physical feeling, the male is, nonetheless, obsessed with screwing; he'll swim a river of snot, wade nostril-deep through a mile of vomit, if he thinks there'll be a friendly pussy awaiting him. He'll screw a woman he despises, any snaggle-toothed hag, and, further, pay for the opportunity. Why? Relieving physical tension isn't the answer, as masturbation suffices for that.

v. solanas
 
2013-10-24 01:59:28 PM  

Saiga410: W.C.fields forever: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 542x405]

Wasn't she on Frazier.

Yes, yes she was.


Actually, she was on Niles.
 
2013-10-24 01:59:53 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Hawk24: Trivia: the author of that post, Eddie Deezen, played Eugene the nerd in 'Grease' and nerdy characters in a bunch of other movies....'War Games' for example.

That's excellent trivia (for me).  I recognized the name but didn't put it together.  If you lived in the 70's & 80's, you knew him as thee nerd stereotype - no idea how he wasn't somehow involved in Revenge of the Nerds or Head of the Class.
Midnight Madness, Zapped!(don't ask why I saw this) and Punky Brewster (again, don't ask) are a couple of other things I remember him from.  When I checked his IMDB, I also noticed he's "guy boarded up in the wall" on Weird Al's show - a character I remember but I don't recall making that connection.

Sad ending to that article; maybe love wasn't in the cards for him, but the rest of his entertainment career was beyond what most people have done in this world.


the younger kids know him as Mandark from Dexter's Lab.
And of course, Grease.
 
2013-10-24 02:01:19 PM  
Aww...that's sad.

/misses the days when Benny Hill, Monty Python, The Two Ronnies and The Goodies were on US TV almost nightly
 
2013-10-24 02:01:49 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Nana's Vibrator: Hawk24: Trivia: the author of that post, Eddie Deezen, played Eugene the nerd in 'Grease' and nerdy characters in a bunch of other movies....'War Games' for example.

That's excellent trivia (for me).  I recognized the name but didn't put it together.  If you lived in the 70's & 80's, you knew him as thee nerd stereotype - no idea how he wasn't somehow involved in Revenge of the Nerds or Head of the Class.
Midnight Madness, Zapped!(don't ask why I saw this) and Punky Brewster (again, don't ask) are a couple of other things I remember him from.  When I checked his IMDB, I also noticed he's "guy boarded up in the wall" on Weird Al's show - a character I remember but I don't recall making that connection.

Sad ending to that article; maybe love wasn't in the cards for him, but the rest of his entertainment career was beyond what most people have done in this world.

the younger kids know him as Mandark from Dexter's Lab.
And of course, Grease.


yeah, i see now that Grease is the first thing mentioned.

i just had heart surgery. I'm still on happy drugs. That's why I missed it. honest.
 
2013-10-24 02:03:48 PM  

Rwa2play: cygnusx13: Benny Hill Show was my first fap material.

Heh; it was when I first realized that the farkin' English were less uptight about showing scantily clad women than the assclown execs on the US Networks.


America was founded by people so uptight that even the English kicked them out.
 
2013-10-24 02:03:48 PM  

Waldo Pepper: Wasn't Benny Hill in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?


Yes, as was Goldfinger and the first Q from the James Bond films.
 
2013-10-24 02:05:13 PM  

rjakobi: Goddammit, no it's not hilarious, Subby, it's probably how exactly half of us Farkers are gonna die.


And it's just a reminder of something that's frequently known...
 
2013-10-24 02:05:58 PM  
I credit benny for my obsession with garterbelts
 
2013-10-24 02:07:26 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Waldo Pepper: Wasn't Benny Hill in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

Yes, as was Goldfinger and the first Q from the James Bond films.


Well, Ian Flemming wrote CCBB.
 
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