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(Talking Points Memo)   Herman Cain discusses the women who derailed his Presidential campaign with allegations of sexual harrassment. He claims the devil made them do it. Adds: "I'm coming, Elizabeth"   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 53
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2013-10-24 01:19:30 PM
Did the Devil have big ol' titties?
 
2013-10-24 01:19:49 PM
"Now serving as an associate pastor at a Baptist church in Atlanta, Cain speculated to the publication that the Devil may have masterminded the allegations. "

While being a leader in worshiping one magical imaginary sky being, he blamed a different magical sky being.

And this tard wanted to be president?
Like W wasnt already the dumbest president of all time???
 
2013-10-24 01:28:57 PM

Sybarite: Did the Devil have big ol' titties?


media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com

She sure did!
 
2013-10-24 01:41:33 PM
Hail Satan!

Remember, Cain was the frontrunner before those allegations. Who knows, he could have beaten Romney and maybe even Obama!

So I say we owe the Dark Father for saving us all from Herman Cain.
 
2013-10-24 01:58:39 PM

vernonFL: Hail Satan!

Remember, Cain was the frontrunner before those allegations. Who knows, he could have beaten Romney and maybe even Obama!

So I say we owe the Dark Father for saving us all from Herman Cain.


THIS!!!
 
2013-10-24 02:01:17 PM
I went to find a rant by a crazy person about 9-9-9 being evil because of 6-6-6 and I stumbled into this honeypot of awesome:

The key to understanding the true nature of life is the number 666. This is the number the illuminati lives by, because it is the sacred number of life and the key to manipulation of this third dimension.

This number conceals the true meaning of as above so below because 666 mirrors 999. Here is the secret, every thing you hear or see has to be turned 180 degrees in order to have a full overstanding to get a clear picture.

I use the word overstanding because this is their position while we stand under or understand these constructs.Their power is in telling us that they see 6 when we know we see 9. In other words they are constantly changing our perception in the mirror.

Whenever we stand in the mirror we see our image and everything behind us is also reflecting in the mirror. The illuminati is the voice telling us whats in the mirror This causes us to focus on the voice instead of the intention behind the voice, in other words the full 9. 18+18=360 degrees. This is the meaning of not letting the left hand know what the right hand is doing when all along their path
is a left hand path.This also means that we are constantly merging with their intent. 

Another great example is the word mirror.The letter r is the 18 letter of the alphabet,so the two rs in mirror are screaming the as above so below concept of reflections of 360 degrees of perception 11 11(snake eyes in paradise).


There is so much more, but I don't think you'd overstand it.

tl;dr: 999 Plan=SATAN
 
2013-10-24 02:03:51 PM
You big dummy!
 
2013-10-24 02:05:00 PM

Sybarite: Did the Devil have big ol' titties?


You don't see the devil's work like you did in biblical times because he's gotten MORE WILEY.

Big ol' titties would be the devil upping his game, fo sho...
 
2013-10-24 02:47:29 PM
www.crmooney.com

I really wanted to vote for Cain. I love this picture of him.
 
2013-10-24 02:47:42 PM
"Herman Cain"? Never heard of him.
 
2013-10-24 02:47:42 PM
If Satan has to spend that little effort in order to completely derail God's Plan, it's probably not a very solid Plan to begin with.
 
2013-10-24 02:47:57 PM
Brought to you by the party of Personal Responsibility
 
2013-10-24 02:50:02 PM
Gonna dip your face in some dough, and make a batch of gorilla cookies.
 
2013-10-24 02:50:14 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: I went to find a rant by a crazy person about 9-9-9 being evil because of 6-6-6 and I stumbled into this honeypot of awesome:

The key to understanding the true nature of life is the number 666. This is the number the illuminati lives by, because it is the sacred number of life and the key to manipulation of this third dimension.

This number conceals the true meaning of as above so below because 666 mirrors 999. Here is the secret, every thing you hear or see has to be turned 180 degrees in order to have a full overstanding to get a clear picture.

I use the word overstanding because this is their position while we stand under or understand these constructs.Their power is in telling us that they see 6 when we know we see 9. In other words they are constantly changing our perception in the mirror.

Whenever we stand in the mirror we see our image and everything behind us is also reflecting in the mirror. The illuminati is the voice telling us whats in the mirror This causes us to focus on the voice instead of the intention behind the voice, in other words the full 9. 18+18=360 degrees. This is the meaning of not letting the left hand know what the right hand is doing when all along their path
is a left hand path.This also means that we are constantly merging with their intent. 

Another great example is the word mirror.The letter r is the 18 letter of the alphabet,so the two rs in mirror are screaming the as above so below concept of reflections of 360 degrees of perception 11 11(snake eyes in paradise).

There is so much more, but I don't think you'd overstand it.

tl;dr: 999 Plan=SATAN


Link please.  I did not even come close to understand that and I think I'm usually pretty good at those things.
 
2013-10-24 02:50:15 PM

vernonFL: Hail Satan!

Remember, Cain was the frontrunner before those allegations. Who knows, he could have beaten Romney and maybe even Obama!

So I say we owe the Dark Father for saving us all from Herman Cain.


It's too bad. I was really looking forward to a flat tax and labor camps.
 
2013-10-24 02:50:17 PM
Herman Cain can go DIAF just for what he did to Godfather's Pizzas (I was able to eat at Godfather's when the first one opened, and they used to actually be damn delicious before Herman messed with the recipe). His vile politics only reinforced what I thought of him.
 
2013-10-24 02:53:24 PM
Could it be...
public.dcexp.com
 
2013-10-24 02:54:57 PM
Now serving as an associate pastor at a Baptist church in Atlanta, Cain speculated to the publication that the Devil may have masterminded the allegations.
"It made me realize that there was a bigger force than right,"


Huh.  It's not often you'll hear a Baptist minister say that the Devil is a bigger force than God.
 
2013-10-24 03:00:40 PM

namatad: "While being a leader in worshiping one magical imaginary sky being, he blamed a different magical sky being.



Technically, the devil is sort of a magical underground being.
 
2013-10-24 03:03:59 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: I went to find a rant by a crazy person about 9-9-9 being evil because of 6-6-6 and I stumbled into this honeypot of awesome:

The key to understanding the true nature of life is the number 666. This is the number the illuminati lives by, because it is the sacred number of life and the key to manipulation of this third dimension.

This number conceals the true meaning of as above so below because 666 mirrors 999. Here is the secret, every thing you hear or see has to be turned 180 degrees in order to have a full overstanding to get a clear picture.

I use the word overstanding because this is their position while we stand under or understand these constructs.Their power is in telling us that they see 6 when we know we see 9. In other words they are constantly changing our perception in the mirror.

Whenever we stand in the mirror we see our image and everything behind us is also reflecting in the mirror. The illuminati is the voice telling us whats in the mirror This causes us to focus on the voice instead of the intention behind the voice, in other words the full 9. 18+18=360 degrees. This is the meaning of not letting the left hand know what the right hand is doing when all along their path
is a left hand path.This also means that we are constantly merging with their intent. 

Another great example is the word mirror.The letter r is the 18 letter of the alphabet,so the two rs in mirror are screaming the as above so below concept of reflections of 360 degrees of perception 11 11(snake eyes in paradise).

There is so much more, but I don't think you'd overstand it.

tl;dr: 999 Plan=SATAN


Still looking for that link.  I found this gem though....

http://www.tillhecomes.org/herman-cain-999-or-666/

Michelle Bachman started it!

"Well, it was only a few days later in the New Hampshire Presidential debate, that Michelle Bachmann said, "When you take the 9-9-9 plan and you turn it upside won, the devil is in the details." She was implying, of course, that when you turn 999 upside down, you end up with 666. "
 
2013-10-24 03:04:20 PM

Great_Milenko: namatad: "While being a leader in worshiping one magical imaginary sky being, he blamed a different magical sky being.


Technically, the devil is sort of a magical underground being.


Yeah, but he was originally from the sky before he started manufacturing potted meat products and wood finishing accessories... why didn't you turn the picture 180 degrees to get a better overstanding of the situation?
 
2013-10-24 03:05:13 PM
But what does Mewtwo have to say about this?
 
2013-10-24 03:08:51 PM

TV's Vinnie: Herman Cain can go DIAF just for what he did to Godfather's Pizzas (I was able to eat at Godfather's when the first one opened, and they used to actually be damn delicious before Herman messed with the recipe). His vile politics only reinforced what I thought of him.


When I lived in the Bay Area in the late 80's-early 90's, Godfathers was farking awesome pizza. There is one in town now. I don't have any idea how it stays in business, other than the lunch buffet. Pizza is worse than Dominos in the early 80's, and that's saying a lot.

fark you, Herman...
 
2013-10-24 03:10:49 PM

brandent: Bareefer Obonghit: I went to find a rant by a crazy person about 9-9-9 being evil because of 6-6-6 and I stumbled into this honeypot of awesome:

The key to understanding the true nature of life is the number 666. This is the number the illuminati lives by, because it is the sacred number of life and the key to manipulation of this third dimension.

This number conceals the true meaning of as above so below because 666 mirrors 999. Here is the secret, every thing you hear or see has to be turned 180 degrees in order to have a full overstanding to get a clear picture.

I use the word overstanding because this is their position while we stand under or understand these constructs.Their power is in telling us that they see 6 when we know we see 9. In other words they are constantly changing our perception in the mirror.

Whenever we stand in the mirror we see our image and everything behind us is also reflecting in the mirror. The illuminati is the voice telling us whats in the mirror This causes us to focus on the voice instead of the intention behind the voice, in other words the full 9. 18+18=360 degrees. This is the meaning of not letting the left hand know what the right hand is doing when all along their path
is a left hand path.This also means that we are constantly merging with their intent. 

Another great example is the word mirror.The letter r is the 18 letter of the alphabet,so the two rs in mirror are screaming the as above so below concept of reflections of 360 degrees of perception 11 11(snake eyes in paradise).

There is so much more, but I don't think you'd overstand it.

tl;dr: 999 Plan=SATAN

Still looking for that link.  I found this gem though....

http://www.tillhecomes.org/herman-cain-999-or-666/

Michelle Bachman started it!

"Well, it was only a few days later in the New Hampshire Presidential debate, that Michelle Bachmann said, "When you take the 9-9-9 plan and you turn it upside won, the devil is in the details." She was implying, of course, ...


Sorry for the delay, here you go:  http://www.projectavalon.net/forum/showthread.php?t=7998">http://www. projectavalon.net/forum/showthread.php?t=7998

Some illuminati message board.
 
2013-10-24 03:14:21 PM
Because, without them, we'd have President Cain right now!!!
 
2013-10-24 03:18:09 PM

Great_Milenko: namatad: "While being a leader in worshiping one magical imaginary sky being, he blamed a different magical sky being.


Technically, the devil is sort of a magical underground being.


Technically that is a lie put forth by the evil followers of jesus/god, the evil ones.
Satan is where all the awesome people go. With no boring harps and eternal adoration.
Why would the High Lord punish anyone? Just because the prudes didnt want them?
 
2013-10-24 03:26:54 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: Sorry for the delay, here you go:  http://www.projectavalon.net/forum/showthread.php?t=7998">http://www. projectavalon.net/forum/showthread.php?t=7998

Some illuminati message board.


Sorry I asked.  The color alone nearly hypnotized me.
 
2013-10-24 03:28:10 PM

brandent: Bareefer Obonghit: Sorry for the delay, here you go:  http://www.projectavalon.net/forum/showthread.php?t=7998">http://www. projectavalon.net/forum/showthread.php?t=7998

Some illuminati message board.

Sorry I asked.  The color alone nearly hypnotized me.


That's exactly what the Illuminati want.
 
2013-10-24 03:28:42 PM
I'm sure the devil made him hit on my manager when he came to a restaurant I was working at at the time.
 
2013-10-24 03:28:43 PM
i.i.cbsi.com
 
2013-10-24 03:40:55 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: [i.i.cbsi.com image 620x327]


That was more just the whole GOP voter base going through as many other options as they could before going "OK, ugh, I guess we'll choose Romney"....

I mean, at any one time last year, your "leader" was Bachmann, Perry, Cain, Paul, Gingrich, Santorum... with Romney always right there at the top as well.
 
2013-10-24 04:01:05 PM

Sybarite: Did the Devil have big ol' titties?


If the devil is Gianna Michaels covered in oil, then the answer to your question would be a resounding "HELL YEAH!!!".
 
2013-10-24 04:03:53 PM
Since he settled those out of court, didn't he technically make a deal with the devil?
 
2013-10-24 04:15:41 PM
They cannot show him from the waist down because of certain pyrotechnical activities involving his pantaloons.
 
2013-10-24 04:21:02 PM
Well this is an interesting version of blaming the victim.
 
2013-10-24 04:21:11 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Since he settled those out of court, didn't he technically make a deal with the devil?


And did he go down to Georgia to meet the devil?
 
2013-10-24 04:22:56 PM
Seems like an odd pet name for his penis, but to each his own.
 
2013-10-24 04:33:25 PM
Well, to be absolutely and totally fair, one of those women was being represented by Gloria Allred, so Cain might not be ENTIRELY off the mark.
 
2013-10-24 04:36:31 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-24 04:39:45 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: I really wanted to vote for Cain. I love this picture of him.


Wrong ignorant oreo.
 
2013-10-24 05:13:35 PM
Let's have a big hand for the Party of Personal Responsibility, folks!
 
2013-10-24 05:29:07 PM

madgonad: TheShavingofOccam123: I really wanted to vote for Cain. I love this picture of him.

Wrong ignorant oreo.


upload.wikimedia.org
I know. I can't help myself, though. I LOVE that picture of Keyes. This, however, is my favorite candidate picture. It's not real and neither are they but still...

zammerman.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-24 05:51:55 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-10-24 06:03:00 PM
www.nhlsnipers.com
I did what now?
 
2013-10-24 06:42:07 PM
I just realized who the black politician in the Netflix season of Arrested Development reminds me of.

Like, duh.
 
2013-10-24 07:01:55 PM

Kibbler: I just realized who the black politician in the Netflix season of Arrested Development reminds me of.

Like, duh.


a.espncdn.com

30 Rock had "Governor Dunston," although it seemed to be based mostly on Tina Fey's experience in parodying Sarah Palin.
 
2013-10-24 07:40:13 PM
It just freaks me out he was the front runner of a major political party for awhile.

Republicans are crazy.
 
2013-10-24 08:42:23 PM

Sgt Otter: Sybarite: Did the Devil have big ol' titties?

[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 236x321]

She sure did!


www.thedevilbear.com

TheShavingofOccam123: madgonad: TheShavingofOccam123: I really wanted to vote for Cain. I love this picture of him.

Wrong ignorant oreo.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 416x431]
I know. I can't help myself, though. I LOVE that picture of Keyes. This, however, is my favorite candidate picture. It's not real and neither are they but still...

[zammerman.files.wordpress.com image 450x624]


Is it wrong I recognize those tits?
 
2013-10-24 09:34:00 PM
veracitystew.com
 
2013-10-24 10:11:02 PM
But did he look into the camera when he said it?  If not, I'm not interested.
 
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