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(Breitbart.com)   If you are feeding your racing pigeons cocaine to enhance their performance, you may have a gambling problem. Also, you are raising racing pigeons...c'mon man   (breitbart.com) divider line 27
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2013-10-24 01:04:26 PM
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2013-10-24 01:19:06 PM
Done in one.
 
2013-10-24 01:39:20 PM
I always wondered how he got into that...
 
2013-10-24 01:56:01 PM

Fo Shiz: I always wondered how he got into that...


Ask and ye shall receive.
 
2013-10-24 02:13:28 PM
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As far back as I can remember, Bobby and Pesto never liked it when I did too much nose candy.
 
2013-10-24 02:18:02 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Fo Shiz: I always wondered how he got into that...

Ask and ye shall receive.


Oh sure, that cleared it all up.

SI.com: Why has it endured as long as it has?
Tyson:
Because it's ordained by God.
 
2013-10-24 02:22:09 PM

Crudbucket: DjangoStonereaver: Fo Shiz: I always wondered how he got into that...

Ask and ye shall receive.

Oh sure, that cleared it all up.

SI.com: Why has it endured as long as it has?
Tyson: Because it's ordained by God.


I just find 'em.  I don't judge.
 
2013-10-24 02:29:34 PM
Is releasing pigeons a "sport" in any sense of the word?
 
2013-10-24 02:38:14 PM
Just speeding up my transmission via RFC 1149.
 
2013-10-24 02:39:35 PM

Treygreen13: Is releasing pigeons a "sport" in any sense of the word?


It's a classical sport derived from combat, so It's as much a sport as the equestrian ones at the Olympics were.  Before the adaptation of radio for military use, pigeons were the fastest way to deliver messages to and from the front lines.
 
2013-10-24 02:41:44 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Done in one.


This.
 
2013-10-24 03:19:07 PM
Feed the birds, Tuppence a pair.
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2013-10-24 03:19:48 PM
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2013-10-24 03:20:15 PM

Lifeless: It's a classical sport derived from combat, so It's as much a sport as the equestrian ones at the Olympics were.


The equestrian ones require a rider and some physical ability to both guide the horse and stay on top of said horse. This is an activity your eldest relative could do, given enough time and dedication - rewarding pigeons for incremental distance flights and then timing them against each other. Even dog obstacle racing requires something physical from the owner of the dog - this is literally zero physical effort.
 
2013-10-24 03:35:14 PM

Treygreen13: Even dog obstacle racing requires something physical from the owner of the dog - this is literally zero physical effort.


You are literally wrong. Stephen Hawking could litterally not be successful racing pigeons
 
2013-10-24 03:44:58 PM

mikaloyd: Treygreen13: Even dog obstacle racing requires something physical from the owner of the dog - this is literally zero physical effort.

You are literally wrong. Stephen Hawking could litterally not be successful racing pigeons


Laughter Out Loud
 
2013-10-24 04:07:59 PM

mikaloyd: Treygreen13: Even dog obstacle racing requires something physical from the owner of the dog - this is literally zero physical effort.

You are literally wrong. Stephen Hawking could litterally not be successful racing pigeons


I bet he could.
 
2013-10-24 04:23:08 PM
Hawking is smart.  He'd find a way.  Plus his last name starts with Hawk.
 
2013-10-24 04:25:18 PM

mikaloyd: Treygreen13: Even dog obstacle racing requires something physical from the owner of the dog - this is literally zero physical effort.

You are literally wrong. Stephen Hawking could litterally not be successful racing pigeons


He could be literally successful.  But not physically successful.
 
2013-10-24 04:25:22 PM

van1ty: Hawking is smart.  He'd find a way.  Plus his last name starts with Hawk.


Truth. Also,
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2013-10-24 04:25:57 PM

AliceBToklasLives: mikaloyd: Treygreen13: Even dog obstacle racing requires something physical from the owner of the dog - this is literally zero physical effort.

You are literally wrong. Stephen Hawking could litterally not be successful racing pigeons

He could be literally successful.  But not physically successful.


This is by far the most absurd conversation I've had on Fark, and that's saying a lot.
 
2013-10-24 04:38:46 PM
I used to race pigeons, won huge money in a Chicago to NY race.
 
2013-10-24 06:31:47 PM
[CocaineBear.jpg]
 
2013-10-24 06:43:54 PM
Drat! And double drat!
 
2013-10-24 07:59:30 PM

van1ty: Hawking is smart.  He'd find a way.  Plus his last name starts with Hawk.


I prefer Stringfellow Hawk

/nothing is obscure on Fark
 
2013-10-25 12:15:58 AM

Treygreen13: mikaloyd: Treygreen13: Even dog obstacle racing requires something physical from the owner of the dog - this is literally zero physical effort.

You are literally wrong. Stephen Hawking could litterally not be successful racing pigeons

I bet he could.


We are going to have to kidnap hawking and some pigeons to settle this
 
2013-10-25 02:01:37 AM
It's only a gambling problem if you lose money doing it.
 
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