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(Independent)   Attendees at a clown convention would like you to know that the guy who gunned down drug trafficker Francisco Rafael Arellano Felix wasn't a "professional clown"   (independent.co.uk) divider line 36
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2013-10-24 01:00:43 PM
"The people who do that, they're not clowns. I can swear on my mother's grave it wasn't a clown," said Morales, whose costume includes frizzy blue hair and a tiny top hat. "We are not like that ... we are nonviolent."

Sounds like he's directing it toward the gangs so there won't be a retaliatory clown massacre
 
2013-10-24 01:11:08 PM
Public shootings? That's not how clowns work. Clowns operate unseen, confining the true work of their vocations to darkened alleys, attic crawlspaces, sewer pipes, and the closet behind you. They're professionals.
 
2013-10-24 01:14:35 PM
This gives me an awesome screenplay idea about a vigilante clown determined to take back the streets. I'm undecided about the title, but the tag line will definitely be "Justice Wears Squeaky Shoes."
 
2013-10-24 01:20:19 PM
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Does not approve of the breaking of the Clown Omerta.
 
2013-10-24 01:37:13 PM
More than 500 clowns have gathered in Mexico to take part in activities marking the 17th International Clown Convention, which marks the largest assembly of clowns outside of Washington D.C.


And so it is...

/maybe a bit of creative editing.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-10-24 01:49:33 PM

jake_lex: This gives me an awesome screenplay idea about a vigilante clown determined to take back the streets. I'm undecided about the title, but the tag line will definitely be "Justice Wears Squeaky Shoes."


Maybe it could be a group of clowns.  A posse if you will.
 
2013-10-24 02:49:54 PM

vpb: jake_lex: This gives me an awesome screenplay idea about a vigilante clown determined to take back the streets. I'm undecided about the title, but the tag line will definitely be "Justice Wears Squeaky Shoes."

Maybe it could be a group of clowns.  A posse if you will.


Rodeo clowns?
 
2013-10-24 02:53:22 PM
Rip Ass Dan
 
2013-10-24 02:54:02 PM
Real clowns are way more scary.

Can't sleep, getting a kick
 
2013-10-24 02:58:25 PM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-10-24 02:59:41 PM
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Clowns are our benevolent friends.
 
2013-10-24 02:59:57 PM
Great, now there's a clown union we have to deal with?  Only allowed to carry 5 pounds of balloons at a time, workman's comp claims when they get squirted by a lapel flower, and 20 pages of rules on how to make a cream pie.  I tell you, the world is going to hell in a handbasket.
 
2013-10-24 03:02:24 PM
Geez, I would think being a clown in Mexico with all the cartels running about, is probably not the best idea.
 
2013-10-24 03:08:15 PM

boinkingbill


Geez, I would think being a clown in Mexico with all the cartels running about, is probably not the best idea.

i707.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-24 03:09:47 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-24 03:14:03 PM
And the American Association of Party Planners (AAPP) would like you to know that the organizers of the St. Valentine's Day Massacre were not accredited party planners.
 
2013-10-24 03:15:25 PM
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2013-10-24 03:22:47 PM

brantgoose: And the American Association of Party Planners (AAPP) would like you to know that the organizers of the St. Valentine's Day Massacre were not accredited party planners.


That explains the lack of hors d'erves  horse d'ovaries hores d'eouieoureeves  snacks.
 
2013-10-24 03:24:03 PM
Dear cartel members who might be reading this,

I normally keep to myself, but I was mortified to read that the assassination of Francisco Rafael Arellano Felix occurred during a children's party. I present below a picture of who I believe to be the people who did this. May God have mercy on their souls, however for their long history of heinous Earthly acts no one feels that mercy is still necessary.

I do not want any reward or favor for this information, it's reward enough just for it to pass to your ears.

Signed,
someone who found this account logged onto the internet at the library, and definitely not the person who uses this account on a regular basis.

www.celebdirtylaundry.com
 
2013-10-24 03:26:29 PM

Danger Avoid Death: brantgoose: And the American Association of Party Planners (AAPP) would like you to know that the organizers of the St. Valentine's Day Massacre were not accredited party planners.

That explains the lack of hors d'erves  horse d'ovaries hores d'eouieoureeves  snacks.


Well Vinny made up a tray with some capicola, genoa salami, and provolone, plus his mama's caper and eggplant dish - you know the one, with the pine nuts and all - but we couldn't fit it into the rumble seat of the Model T.  Next time!
 
2013-10-24 03:27:22 PM
I stayed at a hotel that had a clown convention going on. It was weird and fun. The lobby was filled with clowns, the dinning room, the convention rooms, the pool and elevators were all filled with clowns. We go free balloon animals all weekend! Good times.
 
2013-10-24 03:35:54 PM
Would they rather he gunned down Francisco with this?

floridamemory.com
 
2013-10-24 03:39:11 PM

pedobearapproved: I normally keep to myself, but I was mortified to read that the assassination of Francisco Rafael Arellano Felix occurred during a children's party.


funnyfilez.funnypart.com
 
2013-10-24 03:56:35 PM
This is the parking lot for the entire convention:
nihonshock.com
 
2013-10-24 04:00:00 PM
confusedmatthew.com
 
2013-10-24 04:05:36 PM
Clowns can be humorless just by going on and on about their "craft". Clown hits might be a step up.

/have met infinitely funnier people in garages & warehouses
 
2013-10-24 04:09:47 PM

Aquapope: This is the parking lot for the entire convention:
[nihonshock.com image 800x600]


leereamsnyder.com

The driver applauds you.
 
2013-10-24 04:21:55 PM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 318x320]


Is it just me or does her head look oversize or her body too tiny?
 
2013-10-24 04:28:22 PM
Did the shooter clown's gun have a flag that said "BANG!"?
 
2013-10-24 04:29:27 PM

Medic Zero: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 318x320]

Is it just me or does her head look oversize or her body too tiny?


She's a Pez dispenser.
 
2013-10-24 04:33:38 PM

Medic Zero: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 318x320]

Is it just me or does her head look oversize or her body too tiny?


Took me a second look to realize her tits were below the bikini top. At first I thought she was really, really flat chested.
 
2013-10-24 04:37:12 PM
Doctor Whiteface unavailable for comment.
 
2013-10-24 04:38:44 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Medic Zero: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 318x320]

Is it just me or does her head look oversize or her body too tiny?

Took me a second look to realize her tits were below the bikini top. At first I thought she was really, really flat chested.


I had to go back and look. That's what I thought too. Her body still looks unnaturally small.
 
2013-10-24 04:47:49 PM

jake_lex: This gives me an awesome screenplay idea about a vigilante clown determined to take back the streets. I'm undecided about the title, but the tag line will definitely be "Justice Wears Squeaky Shoes."


Could this be a character made popular by a certain Damon Wayans?
 
2013-10-24 06:30:02 PM

vpb: jake_lex: This gives me an awesome screenplay idea about a vigilante clown determined to take back the streets. I'm undecided about the title, but the tag line will definitely be "Justice Wears Squeaky Shoes."

Maybe it could be a group of clowns.  A posse if you will.


That's insane.
 
2013-10-24 06:34:26 PM

airplayne: jake_lex: This gives me an awesome screenplay idea about a vigilante clown determined to take back the streets. I'm undecided about the title, but the tag line will definitely be "Justice Wears Squeaky Shoes."

Could this be a character made popular by a certain Damon Wayans?


Homey don't play dat!
 
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